Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back At It!

Which is to say today is Day 4 of gig days. Break’s over and we’re back, baby! Complete with:

-The F at MetLife Stadium’s light is out. That’s what happens when you legally have to be called New York New Jersey Stadium for a month.

-Phantom Limb Syndrome, or the stepping into a building and remembering it as it was equivalent.

-MTV’s Dan Cortese (not really)

But yeah, the second one is particularly weird. A hotel we occasionally play remodeled and rebranded and the look of the inside is totally different. Not sure if I like it but that’s beside the point. The point is it’s different and weird and this concept confuses and irritates me!

So yeah, there’s that. Anyway, is there news? I mean, the usual start of training camp “aaaaand people are hurt already.”

CAR rookie WR Chris Brazzell II: Moderate LCL tear (8 weeks)

NO DT Bryan Bresee: ACL (season)

CIN DE Shemar Stewart: Carted off with a left leg injury (not ideal)

The meat grinder. It begins and it comes for us all.

Oh, and you figured I was going to have a Bills “Nickel City” critique? It’s… meh. It feels like the 2010s evolution of what Uni Watch (pour one out) originally called BFBS (black for black’s sake), GFGS, gray for gray’s sake. And after a quick lookup, the whole thing is a buffalo nickel joke.

Would have been funnier if they’d been to and lost five straight Super Bowls.

Okay, it’s word count and I have yet another gig. Enjoy the sports!