Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.
so, awhile back i mentioned that I planted some wild flowers, they are finally starting to bloom.
I’ll post picks later when more fill in.
Ignore the weeeeeds, not the good kind, and bugs going to town on some of the plants.
Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.
I was doing trial prep today and every now and then BFC would check something in on Untappd and I would get a notice and I would grit my teeth and mutter “that fucking guy”
Horatio Cornblower
Wonkette calls US Attorney Jeanine Pirro “Attorney Boxwine”, because she is always drunk. Trump’s big mad at her for dropping the charges against the guy who did not use a box cutter on the reflecting pool. A commenter said she “would soon be sent to a farm upstate. Boone’s Farm.”
Gumbygirl
Gumbygirl
August 4, 2026 11:31 am
Artists rendition of me the past few day
Gumbygirl

Sharkbait
Oh now you’ve done it.
DJ TAJ
So, Nice is pretty nice
(yes, I HAVE been waiting all day to make that not funny at all joke!)
Doktor Zymm
Has anyone heard from Mr. Ayo? I hope his mom’s house is ok, and everyone is safe.
Gumbygirl
It survived! They even got power back last night.
Somehow her neighboUrhood wasn’t touched. Two blocks in any direction is a disaster zone though.
Mr. Ayo
Had some dental work done today and got prescribed a little codeine. For the 3 of you that know it, please don’t give my address to Hippo.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Don T
Wait, does that mean the off-season is officially over?
ballsofsteelandfury
Not quite, this is the courting phase of the offseason; aimless, clumsily teasing to tide us over until the real thing.
Redshirt

ThePirateSloth
Finished my trial today. Jury got the case a little after 2, Judge sent them home at 4:45, so we’ll go back tomorrow and wait for a verdict. No idea how it’ll go, but the plaintiff asked for a lot less than I expected. That said, there’s nothing quite like this situation for relaxing: all I have to do tomorrow is sit there until there’s a knock at the jury room door. There’s no more prep, no more reviewing jury charges, no more drafting motions or anything.
Just sitting. I’m kicking back and enjoying a beer.
This will, of course, immediately change once that knock on the door and then it’ll be pure hell for both sides until the verdict comes out.
Horatio Cornblower
This is why he makes Applebee’s money, folks.
WCS
Shut up, Cris
Gumbygirl
NFL is back, baby!
BrettFavresColonoscopy
In tradition of preseason, I will only comment for one quarter or so, giving about 75% effort, at which I will log out and be replaced by my backup Vermiliontunic so they can get some valuable gameplay in case I get hurt in the regular season.
Redshirt
So I got a very good result on the trial this week. Didn’t want to say anything until everything was done, but I started my closing argument by citing ‘Shoresy’ and urging the jury to “set the tone”
My next challenge is to get “pitter patter let’s get at ‘er” into my opening statement.
My daughter is pushing for “sticks are unbelievable”
Horatio Cornblower
BOTG Lite: Brick’s Adventures on the Warner Bros Burbank lot today!
Guy should be on fire here:
“WTC Client Parking:” Hey that’s me!
Ye Olde WB water tower. Some cartoons live in here:
Brick Meathook
Spent the week with Litre and the family. We had some good times teaching Deci how to golf and also had some delightful pea soup to breathe some days.
We’re trying to blow it all into the red states but these things aren’t always perfect.
BC Dick
Oldest Skull Fracture Boy is operating a chainsaw after drinking two beers. He’s a bottomless well of bad decisions.
scotchnaut
Trying to impress that girlfriend, no doubt. He must compete with his paw’s buttery musculature after all smgdh
King Hippo
That buttery muscles callback is insane!
scotchnaut
Hippo’s pure hatred of anything Steelers is delightful to see.
ballsofsteelandfury
Hey look! Flying butt…..resses (sorry Balls)
Doktor Zymm
Every time I’m fucking around in the kitchen and leave the refrigerator door open longer than 23 seconds I expect Rikki to materialize at the back door and start screaming at me.
Horatio Cornblower
I dont want to give away the Cardinals preview but I found this in my research.
blaxabbath
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