Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

so, awhile back i mentioned that I planted some wild flowers, they are finally starting to bloom.

I’ll post picks later when more fill in.
Ignore the weeeeeds, not the good kind, and bugs going to town on some of the plants.  

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.


I was doing trial prep today and every now and then BFC would check something in on Untappd and I would get a notice and I would grit my teeth and mutter “that fucking guy”
Horatio Cornblower


Wonkette calls US Attorney Jeanine Pirro “Attorney Boxwine”, because she is always drunk. Trump’s big mad at her for dropping the charges against the guy who did not use a box cutter on the reflecting pool. A commenter said she “would soon be sent to a farm upstate. Boone’s Farm.”
Gumbygirl


Gumbygirl
August 4, 2026 11:31 am
Artists rendition of me the past few day

Gumbygirl


Sharkbait


Oh now you’ve done it.

DJ TAJ


So, Nice is pretty nice

(yes, I HAVE been waiting all day to make that not funny at all joke!)

Doktor Zymm


Has anyone heard from Mr. Ayo? I hope his mom’s house is ok, and everyone is safe.
Gumbygirl

It survived! They even got power back last night.

Somehow her neighboUrhood wasn’t touched. Two blocks in any direction is a disaster zone though.
Mr. Ayo


Had some dental work done today and got prescribed a little codeine. For the 3 of you that know it, please don’t give my address to Hippo.
BrettFavresColonoscopy



Don T


Wait, does that mean the off-season is officially over?
ballsofsteelandfury

Not quite, this is the courting phase of the offseason; aimless, clumsily teasing to tide us over until the real thing.

Redshirt



ThePirateSloth


Finished my trial today. Jury got the case a little after 2, Judge sent them home at 4:45, so we’ll go back tomorrow and wait for a verdict. No idea how it’ll go, but the plaintiff asked for a lot less than I expected. That said, there’s nothing quite like this situation for relaxing: all I have to do tomorrow is sit there until there’s a knock at the jury room door. There’s no more prep, no more reviewing jury charges, no more drafting motions or anything.

Just sitting. I’m kicking back and enjoying a beer.

This will, of course, immediately change once that knock on the door and then it’ll be pure hell for both sides until the verdict comes out.
Horatio Cornblower

This is why he makes Applebee’s money, folks.
WCS


Shut up, Cris
Gumbygirl

NFL is back, baby!
BrettFavresColonoscopy


In tradition of preseason, I will only comment for one quarter or so, giving about 75% effort, at which I will log out and be replaced by my backup Vermiliontunic so they can get some valuable gameplay in case I get hurt in the regular season.

Redshirt


So I got a very good result on the trial this week. Didn’t want to say anything until everything was done, but I started my closing argument by citing ‘Shoresy’ and urging the jury to “set the tone”

My next challenge is to get “pitter patter let’s get at ‘er” into my opening statement.

My daughter is pushing for “sticks are unbelievable”
Horatio Cornblower


BOTG Lite: Brick’s Adventures on the Warner Bros Burbank lot today!

Guy should be on fire here:

“WTC Client Parking:” Hey that’s me!

Ye Olde WB water tower. Some cartoons live in here:

Brick Meathook


Spent the week with Litre and the family. We had some good times teaching Deci how to golf and also had some delightful pea soup to breathe some days.
We’re trying to blow it all into the red states but these things aren’t always perfect.

BC Dick


Oldest Skull Fracture Boy is operating a chainsaw after drinking two beers. He’s a bottomless well of bad decisions.
scotchnaut

Trying to impress that girlfriend, no doubt. He must compete with his paw’s buttery musculature after all smgdh
King Hippo

That buttery muscles callback is insane!
scotchnaut


Hippo’s pure hatred of anything Steelers is delightful to see.
ballsofsteelandfury


Hey look! Flying butt…..resses (sorry Balls)

Doktor Zymm


Every time I’m fucking around in the kitchen and leave the refrigerator door open longer than 23 seconds I expect Rikki to materialize at the back door and start screaming at me.
Horatio Cornblower


I dont want to give away the Cardinals preview but I found this in my research.

blaxabbath


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Brocky

So we had another tornado warning at work today

This happened outside my office

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scotchnaut

Looks like that tree took an unscheduled break. Probably gonna hear from HR.

ArmedandHammered

Dock that tree his bonus!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Aw yeah…” – Tara Maclay

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Doktor Zymm

Trees, man

Brocky

Weird thing is, this isn’t where the tornado touched down, just really strong winds

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tree shouldn’t have been standing there

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“HA HA, TAKE THAT STUPID FUCKING TREES!” – Saruman

Doktor Zymm

So I heard the Vikings are starting Kyler.

SOMEONE GET SHERLOCK A LAXATIVE!

scotchnaut

A few sports yakkers were saying that McCarthy was holding his own during the competition. Friggin’ clowns.

Doktor Zymm

I mean, I know they gotta content but maybe do so in a way that doesn’t risk eyeball strains from rolling so hard

Brocky

I mean, he might have been?

A 1.2 out of ten is still technically better than a 0.9?

2Pack

And still…

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Doktor Zymm

It’s too hot outside and too cold inside. This is universal unless it’s winter and then flip.

Not so fun fact, in a typical summer about the same number of people die from heat in Europe as die from firearms in the US

Redshirt

(sigh) This is the dumbest timeline

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Gumbygirl

The other two stuffed his dork ass into a locker.

Gumbygirl

But it probably refers to the stories coming out that Trump made a big deal of climbing into his gaudy sky palace that Quatar bribed him with, on his way home from embarrassing us all in Turkey, but because it’s not even remotely as secure as the real Air Force One, and they had credible threats from an understandibly pissed off Iran, the Secret Service smuggled him out of it in a service cart and deposited him back into the secure Air Force One for the trip home. I have my doubts about this, there’s no way his fat ass would fit in a catering cart.

blaxabbath

It was a catering mobile.

Like, another vehicle. Because his fat ancient child-raping ass would never fit in a catering cart.

But don’t tell that to suburban white women. They feel safe because that small-dicked clown is focusing mainly on hurting brown kids — and suburban white women know the biggest threats to Aiden/Jaden/Cayden/Brayden’s future is all the skin colors of the negroid rainbow.

Doktor Zymm

I don’t know if there’s a universe where I ended up as one of those ladies, but thank glod this is not it.

Gumbygirl

R’amen!

Brick Meathook

I’m more astounded by the AI-generated depictions of “Patton” and “MacArthur” – neither of which bears even a remote resemblance to the actual persons. It’s not like there’s already about a million real photos of General George Patton and General Douglas MacArthur that could be referenced or even used outright. Plus, the uniforms are from the militaries of some other planet. Highlights are the dude on the left (“Patton”) has vaguely Soviet-style shoulder boards, while guy on the right (“MacArthur”) has inverted sergeant stripes and an airline pilot’s hat.

2Pack

That’s the most stupid AI picture I’ve seen in the past 8 hours. We can’t even get Patton or MacArthur right. There are only like 3 billion pictures of them floating around the internet.

Doktor Zymm

But AI can’t do anything as efficient and effective as just edit together existing real pictures, it has to pointlessly reinvent at great cost!

Doktor Zymm

In Barcelona today, wasn’t previously aware of this UNESCO heritage site but recinte modernista de sant pau is amazing!

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yeah right

The architecture in that city is insane. Like no other place.

SonOfSpam
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sheeeeeeeit, now you’re making me feel bad about being behind on weeding in the backyard

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Done weeding. That should last a few days before it becomes a jungle again.

King Hippo

I am so very happy not to have any MOAR lawncare responsibility. Until the day I fookin’ die.

Gumbygirl

That’s the best part of living in an apartment. I don’t have to find a yard guy, overpay a yard guy, track down the yard guy when he doesn’t show up, and bitch about the yard guy when he does a half-assed job.

blaxabbath

Poor Gumby.

Tell us what you really thought of his green thumb.

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