Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

Was away all weekend at a tournament.  We went 2 and 2.  So not too bad.  No points as that’s not really my role, but ate lotsa shawarma.  I’m back to work to rest and recover.  And yes, I will be going to bed stupid early again tonight.  

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.


Ciao tutti

2Pack


Ugh, I overcooked my brussel sprouts. And after I bothered to fancy them up with garlic and lardons, too.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lard-ons? Ugh, don’t be bringing the Stafford marital bed into this…
King Hippo


In Barcelona today, wasn’t previously aware of this UNESCO heritage site but recinte modernista de sant pau is amazing!

Doktor Zymm


Evening bitchachos!, sorry I missed last weeks Hall of Shame game, but with no power, it were not possible. I hope to be around more as I seem to be becoming more social again and have started using capital letters again.
ArmedandHammered


They’re really fucking Mayfield over. It’s probably back to the Creamsicle days…
ballsofsteelandfury

(pinches bridge of nose)
He’s going to end up in Pittsburgh, isn’t he? Pittsburgh is going to .500 themselves to an above average quarterback with something to prove.

I hate this reality.
Redshirt


I’ll get right on* the 2026 Jaguras preview!
*whenever

LemonJello


Shoutout to my wife-there’s an extremely difficult individual at a hospital that despises authority and refuses to go into a retirement home out of sheer spite. His issues have issues. Were I in the same situation as she is I would try to get things resolved in one conversation. Wifey knows that this is a multiple conversation situation and is trying her best just to make him comfortable the first time out. Extraordinary patience on her part-making things light at times, saying, “we’re in this together”, giving him room to rant, asking him about his career that he was so proud of, he’s opening up and he doesn’t realize it.

/she’s a genius
scotchnaut


Sun go byebye!

Doktor Zymm

And a Brick-style self portrait with a reflection of the crescent sun

Doktor Zymm


One of the attorneys I mentor just started crying while I was talking to them.

That’s a good sign, right
Horatio Cornblower

I made a dude cry in my office about 12 years ago. I stand by it, he needed to be berated.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

I made a flat earther cry in a bar. He had it coming.
Gumbygirl


Mendoza is in and he’s looking good.
Redshirt


WCS


Oh, please do this for real LSU…

Redshirt


An hour long interview with a woman who had the expression of a manequin. After some of the old Fozz banter, she loosened up. Wrapping up, “Well we’re talking to other people, they’ll probably be a third round of interviews.”

“Wait, you don’t want this slice of beefcake walking around the office in a tight shirt and tighter pants? Let’s get serious here.”
jjfozz


I have received a large packet from Friend of the Program Old School Zero.

I have reason to believe it is a lot of beer.
Horatio Cornblower


So giving an update here,

Most of northwest Indiana got ravaged by storms this week.

I got lucky in that i was one of the few areas to not lose power.

It sucks though seeing what my neighbors and Co workers are going through.

Biggest annoyance is honestly the fact that the cell tower by my house got damaged, so I have spotty service and no home internet.

So this is what living in the 1700s felt like
Brocky


Anne Hathaway calls for an automatic R-rating for any movie where the dog dies. I’m damn near fiddy and the scars of old yeller remain.
NotShogunButShogun


Thunderhead over Las Vegas NV

Brick Meathook


Have a Zoom meeting next Friday with the expat Portugal community regarding relocation logistics.

Time to get this ball rolling.
yeah right


Ciao tutti

2Pack


I opened my Raiders season ticket package. This is the best one, I think.

blaxabbath


White Bean Dip brings back a lot of memories-that was my stripper name in the 80’s.
scotchnaut


They confiscated the hex wrench set that I’ve traveled with for years at CDG security. They are clearly afraid I’m going to assemble flat pack furniture at someone, death by IKEA
Doktor Zymm


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Gumbygirl

Oh no, Frank Beard died. And then there was one…https://youtu.be/Gg9cNGHl-bg?is=uRhDL7eadC-JDi28

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, so Hayden Panitierre died. She was best-known for playing a cheerleader, and as everyone knows cheerleading is very big in Texas.

Now Frank Beard has died. ZZ Top was also very big in Texas.

These things happen in threes, so who’s next? What else is big in Texas?

Barbecue.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, Andy.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Then again, you know what else is big in Texas? Glory holes.

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NotShogunButShogun

I’m holding out for teddy cruz

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

To do what? Go back to his home planet?

But (slightly more) seriously, how wild would it be if another GOP Senator died, and it turned out that Mitch McConnell was harvesting their souls in order to stay alive longer.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I feel like I’m in a 90s stand up bit. There’s a rather large man solo at the bar where I’m having lunch who just ordered wings, a chicken parm, and a bbq sandwich and then asked what kind of diet sodas they have.

LemonJello

Say “Hi!” to Coach Reid from all of us in the clubhouse.

SonOfSpam

Sorry, regular soda is too sweet. And the chicken parm is dessert,

ArmedandHammered

The parm is made with Prego?

Doktor Zymm

Do they have anything with low fructose corn syrup?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Nice to see that The Onion can still throw its fastball in the high nineties from time to time.

https://theonion.com/sex-talk-devolves-into-dad-rambling-about-bo-jackson/

Gatoraids

do love getting their print edition , and as a bonus newspaper comes in handy time to time.

Don T

Me too! #TooGood

Redshirt

“Bo Knows Your Mother.”

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2Pack

Great hustle here BoLaMS.

I wonder how Zimm is getting along without her hex wrenches. Bet those French customs cops are assembling things efficiently. .. Rat basterdz…

Brick Meathook

I’ll bet the wrenches were normal gauge and not metric. But then again, maybe they were the wrong kind of metric.

Doktor Zymm

It was just my travel set, but it had metric on one side and imperial on the other. That might be part of what confused them, seeing all those numbers and measurements next to each other it maybe wasn’t clear it was under 6 cm in length. *insert Deanna Favre joke here*

yeah right

Customs in Paris fucked with me too.

New guy shows up right as I’m getting ready to send my bag through the metal detector and makes me open up my backpack.
“No problem.”

I always carry a backup battery pack for when I do day trips and dude zips open my pack with a little too much enthusiasm and my battery pack goes flying across the room.

“Battery” he said.

Shook my head, rolled my eyes, picked up the battery and put it in the backpack. Zipped it closed, put it on the conveyor belt and walked through the metal detector muttering under my breath.

He did not bother trying to stop me.

Coming into Paris the customs line was close to an hour to get through too.

Fuckers.

Doktor Zymm

Priority line for immigration and security is a godsend at CDG, although the best is if you fly La Premeire since they have their own private checkpoint attached to the lounge and you get driven there in a luxury car. There’s a reason I’ve structured my entire points strategy for the next year and a half around getting a La Premeire flight

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