Your “Pitter Patter” Wednesday Morning Open Thread

Buenos días, damas y caballeros. It looks like the content cupboard was bare this morning, so I’m braindumping at you super briefly before I head to an allergist appointment. A hundred years ago (fine, like 10) I did the whole regular allergy shots thing, but I stopped when I left DC because doctors can’t give injections remotely and the Western part of this country isn’t as pollen infested as this swamp. And you know, Lady Bird Johnson made sure non native plants were brought in to really fuck us all up.  Moving back here, hoo boy, it’s been rough on the ole sinuses.

The point being that I’ve been away long enough that my old allergist retired and I need to do another scratch test. And that meant I had to go off my antihistamines for 5-7 days before hand and holy shit I didn’t quite appreciate how much I’ve grown to depend on them. I am itchier than an addict covered in fictitious spiders.

All that is to say I have no big whoop to discuss, I just can’t wait to get this shit over with and get back on my drugs. Probably exactly how Jets fans feel after Week 2.

To that point, if any of you had written a team preview, we all could be reading that now instead of my useless scratchy drivel. So pick a team, write up some thoughts, and fill up the content mines. The clubhouse doesn’t need any more vomit on the rugs. They really tied the room together.

Alright, let’s get at ‘er.