So, what can I say about the World Baseball Classic which hasn’t already been said?
/realizes nobody talks about nor knows (nor cares) what the World Baseball Classic is
What is it? It’s kinda like the Olympics, but for baseball.
Who plays? Lotsa major and minor league players. Also lots of players you’ve never heard of yet, who are representing their country.
Qualifying rounds happened last month. We’re not gonna talk about those because they’re over and I’m lazy.
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Pool Play
Pool play begins EARLY Monday morning (3/6) in Seoul and Tokyo (that’s what I’ll/we’ll be talking about here)
Pool play also begins Thursday afternoon (3/9) in Miami and Jalisco (the lovely and talented SenorWeaselo will be bringing you those later this week)
But basically it works like this….
Each pool holds four teams. Those four teams play a round robin (ie they all get one shot at each other) and the two teams who shine the brightest from each pool advance to the semis. Where they do the same thing again….round robin, top two advance. Eventually, it’s all gonna end up in LA (March 20-22) where the final four play a single elimination bracket. Which for baseball seems kinda stupid to go thru all those qualifying rounds only to end up with a single elimination bracket.
Totes not cool IMHO. It’s not that difficult to do a four team double elim. We do it regularly here in the college game and it wouldn’t take any longer than their fly by night single elim. Seriously…here’s a sample 4 team double elim bracket….
It’s really not complicated. Granted, if you end up in the Loser’s bracket you might end up having to play twice in one day, but that’s motivation to not lose.
Single elimination for baseball is stupid….is the takeaway bullet point here…I guess.
But I digress….
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Pools
As I type this it is just after 6am on Sunday morning. Don’t get your hopes up that this is gonna be very thorough.
Seoul: Pool A: March 6-10, 2017
Venue: Seoul: Gocheok Sky Dome
Teams: Korea, Chinese Taipei, Netherlands, Israel
And now, a random hottie from each country (my money is on the Netherlands, btw)…
What??? They’re armed and there’s four of ’em. Whaddya want from me?
But sure, let’s say Israel is gonna win this pool (pssst…Netherlands)
But come on Israelites, let’s party like it’s 1399(BC) anyway….
Totally worth it.
But seriously, the Netherlands.
/tWBS hunted and killed by the Mossad
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Schedule:
Gm 1 |
Mon, Mar 6
4:30 AM EST
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Mon, Mar 6
6:30 PM KST
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Gm 2 |
Mon, Mar 6
10:00 PM EST
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Tue, Mar 7
12:00 PM KST
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Gm 3 |
Tue, Mar 7
4:30 AM EST
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Tue, Mar 7
6:30 PM KST
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Gm 4 |
Wed, Mar 8
4:30 AM EST
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Wed, Mar 8
6:30 PM KST
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Gm 5 |
Wed, Mar 8
10:00 PM EST
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Thu, Mar 9
12:00 PM KST
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Gm 6 |
Thu, Mar 9
4:30 AM EST
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Thu, Mar 9
6:30 PM KST
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Gm 7 * |
tbd
tbd |
Fri, Mar 10
4:00 AM EST
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Fri, Mar 10
6:00 PM KST
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Tokyo: Pool B: March 7-11, 2017
Venue: Tokyo: Tokyo Dome
Teams: Japan, Cuba, China, Australia
And now, a random hottie from…..meh, never mind. You all know me by now…..
Cuba:
So, who’s it gonna be?
When it’s international baseball and Cuba is involved, they are never a bad bet. This is no different.
Cuba…? It’s time.
Schedule:
Gm 1 |
Tue, Mar 7
5:00 AM EST
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Tue, Mar 7
7:00 PM JST
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Gm 2 |
Tue, Mar 7
10:00 PM EST
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Wed, Mar 8
12:00 PM JST
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Gm 3 |
Wed, Mar 8
5:00 AM EST
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Wed, Mar 8
7:00 PM JST
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Gm 4 |
Thu, Mar 9
5:00 AM EST
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Thu, Mar 9
7:00 PM JST
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Gm 5 |
Thu, Mar 9
10:00 PM EST
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Fri, Mar 10
12:00 PM JST
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Gm 6 |
Fri, Mar 10
5:00 AM EST
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Fri, Mar 10
7:00 PM JST
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Gm 7 * |
tbd
tbd |
Sat, Mar 11
5:00 AM EST
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Sat, Mar 11
7:00 PM JST
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My apologies to SenorWeaselo. Yep, I tanked it dude. But at least now the bar isn’t set high and anything you do will look really, really good by comparison.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I got a real live baseball game to get to.
Later Taters
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Japan and Cuba are in the same group? Jesus, that doesn’t seem fair. Korea will take the other group.
I am interested now, do you have a newsletter?
$100 billion USD is spent on illicit drugs in the US which is utterly staggering to me…until i see promos for new tv shows on NBC, CBS, ABC, and Fox.
TV execs just have desks made of cocaine right? It doesn’t make sense otherwise.
There’s some joke to set up about China and Chinese Taipei not being in the same group, I think.
/I think I’ll be the one not having to get shown up, buddy.
Wow really? You suck worse than I thought then.
You have better pictures!
haha….you got time.
Google your ass off my friend.
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This was everything i could possibly want in a WBC preview from tWBS.
Somehow, I don’t feel like that was meant as a compliment.
😀
It actually WAS a compliment! Great job!
I’m certainly a LOT more interested in the WBC than i was before. I’ll be rooting for the girls with the best butts.
Are you in Boulder? I pass that sign on my way to work.
I’m like the wind…I am everywhere…
Blowing and blowing……..just like Goodell’s mom.
If it is “Organic! Direct from the source!”
I might try it out.
I could rant for hours how fucking stupid it was for the Olympic committee to remove baseball and softball as events.
I love how the argument was that the sports are not popular…as if that were even remotely true or that there wasn’t enough of a competition.
That was really the argument? I get that they’re no Powerwalking, but c’mon…
More insulting, right after, not even an entire week, they announced that softball was going away, the IOC released a study in which they spent millions on, stating they need to find more women’s team events in the Summer Olympics.
Fuck the Olympics.
Indeed. I think people are catching on though, only two cities were in the running for the 20something winter olympics that Beijing won, beating out Almaty, Kazakhstan.
One day, every single major sporting event will just take place in Pyongyang.
That’s basically the idea I heard somewhere, to give the summer and winter olympics a home city so all that infrastructure actually gets used more than once.
I don’t see why they don’t have nations bid on various events but not the entire thing.
Except you would see sports that no one wants to touch with a 10 foot pole…which would be kind of funny really.
But potentially, you would see smaller nations become huge fans of weird obscure sports.
My buddy and I got tickets to the games in San Diego. Looking forward to 5 days of, hopefully, good baseball being played in Petco Park. Because as any Padres fan can tell you, the next few years are gonna be tough to watch.
/realizes that just being a Padres fan is tough enough
//Matt Holliday still hasn’t touched home plate
At least you’ll always have the Char–um, Aztecs?
In fairness, the last few years were also tough to watch.
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Finished.
Let’s hit the showers.
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I think you found how to make baseball more exciting.
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Multiball! MULTIBALLLLLLL!
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The World Baseball Classic is neither classic nor baseball.
Discuss.