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So is this working? Do I exist again?
Parting shot, for real this time:
Thanks to a more than competent cover by the band at Ophelia’s, this is in my head and may never come out:
A bit late on this, and phrasing abound, but PAAAADDDDRRRREEEESSSSSS CYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLECYCLE
Hotel has chrome cast. Family is asleep. Any quiet music recommendations? Playing Beck’s latest (which is great!)
Seriously buy morning phase. It’s nice.
I’m capping the night with a Laphroaig 10 Cask Strength. Evening, gents.
Buenos Nachos.
Go on, git!
I’ve never really found her attractive. But that’s just me.. She seems a bit overrated.
broncos win! broncos are undefeated! broncos are 0-0!
Good game. Take it away, Kate!
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Just settled in at the weekend place (hotel) in Telluride with a face down brown. Longest drive but worth it.
Have fun; if you have not been it is a beautiful place. I used to go there a lot before the rich people started showing up.
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Been a few times post rich people. Make the oldest fish with me. Getting up in 5 hours. That’s bad.
end around that’s a good running the clock out play that’s my favorite running the clock out play
Ummmm… preseason; you work on stuff.
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As a Northwestern graduate and a Broncos fan, fuck Trevor Siemian.
OH TREVOR SIEMIAN THREW THE BALL TOO HIGH WHEN HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED BEFORE
Right in the pussy.
SNAP!
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I’m drinking all of these:
I just kicked ass in the “older comments” area.
*Needs helmet to protect from falls when going out in public.
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This week wore me out so I’m going to get some sleep. Hella fun thread, though. See you all tomorrow for more dicking around while watching football (but not the same kind).
This one’s for Horatio:
The carpet in Portland’s airport tastes really good.
Carpet never tasted so good. pic.twitter.com/JWGqtpziqC— Earl (@The_Squirrel_) August 15, 2015
What? Damnit, where did our edit button go?
Oh, I forgot to mention – I was within “oh, did I bump into you, I’m such a klutz, I apologize” distance of the Laker Girls when they walked by me on the concourse at Dodger Stadium the other night.
Laker Girls v. Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Who you got?
I’m rooting for Ben Heeney. But all the praise he’s getting from Matt Millen basically feels like the kiss of death.
Is he a WR? Because Millen’s right 1 out of 6 times with those.
He’s a white middle linebacker, taken late in the draft. So naturally Millen loves him.
Putting away a 2nd Loose Cannon from Heavy Seas. After a Sculpin 22 oz. Also putting away the car keys and any sense of dignity.
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Ever notice that the first beer, (admittedly a 22 oz.), can be sipped in a gentlemanly fashion for the better part of a tense baseball game, but that the 3rd one goes down faster than a $2 whore at 3 am? or is that just me?
Watching Giants-Nationals because
Just wait until next March when our content consists of 30 baseball team previews* by an increasingly ill-informed Horatio.
“Milwaukee still has a team? Who knew?”
*And of course the arrest records of prospective 1st round NFL draft picks
I will find you, hunt you, and kill your dreams if you do that.
Jesus Christ that is nightmare fuel for eternity.
So Cubs and BJs World Series? I call that the Trestman special.
Good idea for tomorrow.
Better inspiration
That’s a good idea anytime.
And by “that” I mean gawking at a girl who wouldn’t talk to me at gun point.
DON’T RUN AWAY; DO YOU FIND ME REPULSIVE!?!?
/R. Williams, sadly missed.
Just to be clear I thought the first picture was the good idea, not so much the hostage taking in the second picture.
I’m not into that shit.
As far as you know.
The second pic is just Phase 1.
The rest of the day & night I can’t post. Okay, maybe one.
Hot girls are like wild animals. They’re more scared of you than you should be of them.
I’m more afraid of my wife than I am of the hot girls. That woman is hot AND mean.
So, who wants to liveblog the San Jose-Portland Arena Football game?
Getting to the part of the evening where it’s time for live music and a sazerac.
Duchesse, then a Sazerac? Okay. We can be friends.
Internet friends are like Canadian currency. Good to have but still worth less than the real thing.
I’m already starting to debate driving to Boston next Friday to see Social Distortion or playing in my monthly league poker tournament.
Last time I saw Social D in Boston they mailed it in. Of course the last time I saw them in Hartford they blew the roof off the place and let’s face it, Mike Ness isn’t getting any younger.
On the other hand I could win $800 or so and I need the points for the year end tournament where I could win $1,000+ On the third hand, (thanks honey), I haven’t had a decent showing all year in that tournament and probably need to accept that I won’t be in the year end championship.
Go see Social D.
If they suck, then the Spirit of Punk will compel you to rush the stage and kick Mike Ness’ ass for phoning it in.
(Will not bail you out.)
A 46 year old punk rocker fighting with a 53 year old +/- punk rocker; still better than Mayweather/Pacquiao.
Fucking A
I don’t know what the movie it is Katie Holmes is filming and directing, but I will be sure to be first to the premiere.
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Looks like she’s playing a meth addict.
Yeah. Playing.
In the Inland Empire. Yes, that’s redundant.
Or maybe living the life exposed in “Going Clear”, but same thing.
This is basically how I feel trying given all of the carnage and destruction of last season, the offseason (so far), and the demise of KSK.
So, 80% panicked, 20% bouncy?
25% bouncy. I’ve gained weight since I moved home.
Filmed on location at Qualcomm Stadium. Note the authentic crumbling asphalt!
It may be a tease, but it’s still better than nothing. It gives us……. Hope.
Jeez, what a fatty fatty fat fat.
Hey look, it’s the end of Justin Verlander’s career!
Must remember…it’s only preseason…
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Wasn’t sure if it was Tim Brown or Matt Millen (probably Millen) that just wondered aloud why Ken Stabler isn’t wearing a (HOF) gold jacket right now.
I should clarify; he said it in a way that implied he thought that Ken Stabler was still alive.
You didn’t need to clarify that at all. It’s the Raiders announcers. They probably still think Al is running the show.
Also, the only reason I’ve been watching this game is the Raiders announcers. They’re hilariously horrible.
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