An expert at time travel*, Doktor Zymm also has the ability to move objects with her mind** and can breath underwater***.
*Forward only, at a preset rate
**Via her hands, usually
***When the water is contained in a glass
3. I think it boggles the vagina to think the Patriots would sabotage the Steelers coach-to-coach communications in the first game of the season-a system of communication supervised and organized by the league in all 32 stadiums-minutes after unfurling a fourth Super Bowl championship dog
I am going to waste so much time on this at work tomorrow. Thanks Dok!
American Pie Story
September 15, 2015 8:45 pm
a. The injuries. Sometime you get numb to it, but you realize with dicks on parts of every game during an NFL Sunday how much a game of attrition it is.
c. Peyton Manning is 39, and he looked weak-armed on throws to the sideline against Baltimore, and he spent the second half dink-and-dunking an awful lot of throws. Too early to draw any definitive nugget , but something certainly to watch in the next couple of weeks.
j. Bush league play 2: Ndamukong Suh-it appeared, though its not semi obvious-kicked the helmet of Washington running back Alfred Morris clear off his head.
o. Nice win for the Pats, of course, but allowing 464 yards and 7.0 yards per play? Thats not championship defense. But its early. The Patriots have often been legit early (2014, e.g.) and rebounded.
“A Cheap Fiver” sounds like something that PK would give to Goodell in a community theater stage interpretation of The Pogues’ song “The Old Main Drag”.
9. I think I got some you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me emails when I wrote Carson Palmer might be the leagues most nutmeggy quarterback. And I may be wrong.
Ten Things I Think I Think 1. I think this is what I liked about Week 1:
x. Lofty note by Jim Nantz on the CBS telecast of Denver-Baltimore: The first red-zone snap of the game occurred inside of four minutes in the fourth quarter.
2. I think this is what I didnt like about Week 1:
a. The injuries. Sometime you get numb to it, but you realize with Asses on parts of every game during an NFL Sunday how much a game of attrition it is.
c. Peyton Manning is 39, and he looked weak-armed on throws to the sideline against Baltimore, and he spent the second half dink-and-dunking an awful lot of throws. Too early to draw any definitive Beers , but something certainly to watch in the next couple of weeks.
f. Combined score of Bucs/Raiders home games: Bucs/Raiders 27 (all but seven points in garbage time), Foes 75.
j. Bush league play 2: Ndamukong Suh-it appeared, though its not beernerdyly obvious-kicked the helmet of Washington running back Alfred Morris clear off his head.
o. Nice win for the Pats, of course, but allowing 464 yards and 7.0 yards per play? Thats not championship defense. But its early. The Patriots have often been Fat early (2014, e.g.) and rebounded.
r. Johnny (Losing the) Football.
3. I think it boggles the Roger’s Penis to think the Patriots would sabotage the Steelers coach-to-coach communications in the first game of the season-a system of communication supervised and organized by the league in all 32 stadiums-minutes after unfurling a fourth Super Bowl championship Skyline Chili
6. I think anyone who likes coaches-especially those who rise through the ranks the fat way, and who know how to overcome shortcomings by making smart personnel moves and not excuses-should be happy for the performance of the Jets on Sunday.
9. I think I got some you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me emails when I wrote Carson Palmer might be the leagues most WEIRD quarterback. And I may be wrong.
10. I think these are my non-football thoughts of the week:
a. Good for you, NFL cheerleaders.
e. Serena Williams is a great champion, and though I dont DO SOMETHING tennis at all, it seems to me shes got a great chance to go down when she retires as the best woman to ever play the game. Shes got nothing to be ashamed of.
q. Authorityness of the Week: The Nationals are two games over .500 with three weeks left in the season. And this: The Tampa Bay pitching staff has allowed fewer runs than the one with Scherzer, Strasburg, Gonzalez and Zimmerman.
r. Debacled five miles in 45:25 Saturday, but it was a cheap fiver. On a treadmill.
s. Coffeenerdness: Uh-oh. A five-shot Allagash White. Maybe. Saturday. Though the cup was extra large, I thought immediately its going to be a long season if Im getting five shots of espresso on a Saturday morning in Week 1.
My favorite:
3. I think it boggles the vagina to think the Patriots would sabotage the Steelers coach-to-coach communications in the first game of the season-a system of communication supervised and organized by the league in all 32 stadiums-minutes after unfurling a fourth Super Bowl championship dog
I adore this concept. Every week!
I am going to waste so much time on this at work tomorrow. Thanks Dok!
a. The injuries. Sometime you get numb to it, but you realize with dicks on parts of every game during an NFL Sunday how much a game of attrition it is.
c. Peyton Manning is 39, and he looked weak-armed on throws to the sideline against Baltimore, and he spent the second half dink-and-dunking an awful lot of throws. Too early to draw any definitive nugget , but something certainly to watch in the next couple of weeks.
j. Bush league play 2: Ndamukong Suh-it appeared, though its not semi obvious-kicked the helmet of Washington running back Alfred Morris clear off his head.
o. Nice win for the Pats, of course, but allowing 464 yards and 7.0 yards per play? Thats not championship defense. But its early. The Patriots have often been legit early (2014, e.g.) and rebounded.
i might have accidentally wrote the real column
We are only a few lines of code away from a full-fledged Monday Morning QuarterBot.
It can’t be any worse.
“r. buttchugged five miles in 45:25 Saturday, but it was a cheap fiver. On a treadmill.”
Well done Pete.
r. butt-fucked five miles in 45:25 Saturday, but it was a cheap fiver. On a treadmill.
“Uh-oh. A five-shot blood Saturday.”
What is ‘MAYBE’ considered?
r. snuggled five miles in 45:25 Saturday, but it was a cheap fiver. On a treadmill.
Yep, I believe that.
“A Cheap Fiver” sounds like something that PK would give to Goodell in a community theater stage interpretation of The Pogues’ song “The Old Main Drag”.
9. I think I got some you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me emails when I wrote Carson Palmer might be the leagues most nutmeggy quarterback. And I may be wrong.
***Could be huge if true
Ten Things I Think I Think 1. I think this is what I liked about Week 1:
x. Lofty note by Jim Nantz on the CBS telecast of Denver-Baltimore: The first red-zone snap of the game occurred inside of four minutes in the fourth quarter.
2. I think this is what I didnt like about Week 1:
a. The injuries. Sometime you get numb to it, but you realize with Asses on parts of every game during an NFL Sunday how much a game of attrition it is.
c. Peyton Manning is 39, and he looked weak-armed on throws to the sideline against Baltimore, and he spent the second half dink-and-dunking an awful lot of throws. Too early to draw any definitive Beers , but something certainly to watch in the next couple of weeks.
f. Combined score of Bucs/Raiders home games: Bucs/Raiders 27 (all but seven points in garbage time), Foes 75.
j. Bush league play 2: Ndamukong Suh-it appeared, though its not beernerdyly obvious-kicked the helmet of Washington running back Alfred Morris clear off his head.
o. Nice win for the Pats, of course, but allowing 464 yards and 7.0 yards per play? Thats not championship defense. But its early. The Patriots have often been Fat early (2014, e.g.) and rebounded.
r. Johnny (Losing the) Football.
3. I think it boggles the Roger’s Penis to think the Patriots would sabotage the Steelers coach-to-coach communications in the first game of the season-a system of communication supervised and organized by the league in all 32 stadiums-minutes after unfurling a fourth Super Bowl championship Skyline Chili
6. I think anyone who likes coaches-especially those who rise through the ranks the fat way, and who know how to overcome shortcomings by making smart personnel moves and not excuses-should be happy for the performance of the Jets on Sunday.
9. I think I got some you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me emails when I wrote Carson Palmer might be the leagues most WEIRD quarterback. And I may be wrong.
10. I think these are my non-football thoughts of the week:
a. Good for you, NFL cheerleaders.
e. Serena Williams is a great champion, and though I dont DO SOMETHING tennis at all, it seems to me shes got a great chance to go down when she retires as the best woman to ever play the game. Shes got nothing to be ashamed of.
q. Authorityness of the Week: The Nationals are two games over .500 with three weeks left in the season. And this: The Tampa Bay pitching staff has allowed fewer runs than the one with Scherzer, Strasburg, Gonzalez and Zimmerman.
r. Debacled five miles in 45:25 Saturday, but it was a cheap fiver. On a treadmill.
s. Coffeenerdness: Uh-oh. A five-shot Allagash White. Maybe. Saturday. Though the cup was extra large, I thought immediately its going to be a long season if Im getting five shots of espresso on a Saturday morning in Week 1.
You used “fat” twice.
… oh, I get it.
Oh, it was Dok Zymm. Way to go, gentlewoman. Ass slaps all around!
The injuries. Sometime you get numb to it, but you realize with lips on parts of every game during an NFL Sunday how much a game of attrition it is.
Too early to draw any definitive funbags , but something certainly to watch in the next couple of weeks.
The Patriots have often been fat early (2014, e.g.) and rebounded.
I think I got some you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me emails when I wrote Carson Palmer might be the leagues most blown quarterback. And I may be wrong.
Uh-oh. A five-shot canola oil Saturday. Though the cup was extra large, I thought immediately its going to be a long season
This is easily the best feature on the new site. More of this, gentlemen. You’ve actually found a way to improve PK’s handwriting.
By the way, a typo made me notice something. On a keyboard, PK is just one space over from typing OJ. Coincidence? I think not!
Carson Palmer might be the leagues most blown quarterback.
“Whatever, dude.” – Matt Leinart