2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)

Good morning West Coasters and good afternoon to the rest of y’all. Welcome to another week of Quoteables. Your usual host Blax was on vacation in lock down in Oakland this weekend and I was happy to fill in as we try and raise enough for bail. Provided he suffered non-fatal stab wounds during his stay (the Raiders did win, after all,), you’ll have him back at it soon. I didn’t catch any NFL games this weekend myself, as I was too busy enjoying the Padres steal home to walk off in extras, ending the season against the Zonies in a completely meaningless game on the last day in September. EXCITING STUFF. This is what happens when you’re still mad at the League, apparently. I hope you’re fucking happy, Rog.

Before we get started with all the goods below, I have questions about just what in the hell the Packers are doing with that flag in the banner image? Did they put Trent Green in charge of buying the flag? Can you get CTE just by breathing the air at NFL stadiums now? How many shares of stock did the Packers have to sell to custom make that stupid thing? Did they even play the US anthem with that out there? Is that how they’re planning to get around the whole kneeling controversy? Did the Yammander in Chief change the flag this weekend? If he did, that’s getting pretty close to looking like a Russian flag with stars, doncha think? Is there going to be any thinly veiled racial outrage over using that thing while the Packers “honored America?” Wait, I can answer that last one: No. No there will not.

Alright, that’s enough out of me. You know what to do, so get to it!

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