Your “Spending Quality Time” Saturday Evening Open Thread

It’s WineWife’s birthday today, so forgive me if I don’t hang out with you fine folks this evening.

Also, it’s “Star Wars Day”, because ‘May the Fourth be with you’, which requires a slight lisping of the voice to make work that would have gotten you called quite the names back in my high school days. And probably beat up a little bit, because the 80s. Having been called them, I know of which I speak.

But, in honour of the event,

Tonight’s sports:

• NHL:
  • Blue Jackets at Bruins – 7:00PM | NBC / CBC
  • Avalanche at Sharks – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
• NBA:
  • Warriors at Rockets – 8:30PM | ABC
• MLB:
  • Athletics at Pirates – 10:00PM | FS1
• NCAA:
  • Women’s College Beach Volleyball: NCAA Tournament – 6:00PM | ESPN2
    • From Gulf Shores, AL
• Fútbol:
  • Liga MX: Tigres UANL vs. Guadalajara – 7:55PM | UNI
  • Tijuana vs. Puebla – 9:55PM | FS1
• Boxing:
  • Top Rank Boxing on ESPN – 10:00PM | ESPN
    • Main Event: Beterbiev-Kalajdzic (light heavyweights)

Other stuff:

• SNL – Adam Sandler / Shawn Mendes – 11:30PM | NBC / Global
• Sundance – “Platoon” – 9:00PM
• Showtime
  • “Full Metal Jacket” – 6:30PM
  • Best in Sex: 2019 AVN Awards

I think I know what will occupy the sports intermissions.

And just so we’re clear, this is the best Triumph bit:

Don’t @ me.