This week will be the only impeachment submissions day we enjoy. Some of you may not care for it but, let’s be honest here, Quotables isn’t about the submission captions, it’s about the commentist participation. That said, thanks for letting me give it the ol’ college try here.
Anyways, at the time you read this (Tuesday) I will be traveling to Santa Fe, New Mexico for a few days. It’s….a place I have never before been. But don’t worry, I have a late flight on Thursday that includes a sweet layover (because there are no Vegas to Santa Fe direct flights) that’ll give me time to judge your submission and assemble Friday’s results post. And so, with that out of the way, I give you your Week 4 Quotables submissions!
“My great friend, Vontaze Burfict, has been an EXCELLENT MLB for @raiders, who have been a tremendous success. I am looking forward to close collaboration with his successor (starting Tuesday) and Strong Leader, @Big_Tah47!”No quid pro quo!A visual representation of: “[W]hen I spoke to the secretary [Pompeo] last week, I said, ‘Are you aware of this?’ and he said, ‘Yes, I know about this.” -R. Giuliani.“…If the Democrats are successful in removing the President from office (which they will never be), it will cause a Civil War like fracture in this Nation from which our Country will never heal.” Pastor Gardner Minshew II, @jaguarsWhat does OBJ know about Hunter Biden that the rat-infested left is trying to Seth Rich him?!Jerry Nadler would have dropped that.Kelce’s lateral here cost me my FF win. Arrest for Treason?
THIS GUY, I CALL HIM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST BECAUSE HE’S GOING TO HAUNT ME WHILE I WATCH KHALIL MACK WREAK HAVOC ON THE LEAGUE AFTER I TRADED THAT ONE AWAY FOR NOTHING BUT A BUCKET OF BEER AT HOOTERS
Dick Stockton: “Kelce with the ‘hot potato’ back to McCoy for a big gain!”
Mark Schlereth: “I thought a ‘hot potato’ was where you take a shit on an Irish girl.”
Dick Stockton: “No, you’re thinking of a ‘Dublin Dumplin’ and I haven’t done that since 1956.”
Mark Schlereth: “Oh right…damn, the Irish are good sports!”
Dick Stockton: “Speaking of good sports, don’t forget to watch 60 Minutes tonight.”
Something tells me Missouri Chiefs fbs we’re more concerned about yeh Detroit auto bailout, which was only half the size of the farmer handout (still growing).
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