The wife’s family on her mom’s side is a behemoth-the granny, being a good French Catholic and all, had eight (?) kids so she has tons of aunts, uncles and cousins coming out the old wazoo. They all get together the last Saturday before Christmas at a rented hall (this year it’s at an arena!) and play all sorts of games, exchange presents and do the potluck thingy. (emphasis on luck, which I’m obligated to say because my sis-in-law has called me a ‘food snob’) The well-to-do ones, after exchanging banal pleasantries will ask where/how long we’ll be staying down south, the implication being that the one that stays in the wealthier part of Florida the longest (Gawd, do Canuckians love themselves The Florida) ‘wins’. You can see the confusion on their face when I say, “I prefer Arizona”, which is the truth. Otherwise I’ve not much to say-the place I run is the largest employer in this one stoplight town and the source of much gossip so I zip it up. Still, the one thing that’s cool is when Santa shows up-I smile when I remember my (at the time) two year-old bouncing from one foot to the other in giddy expectation of seeing the present-giver. Seems like eons ago…
TO THE GAME!
Rams/Niners:
San Franny is an interesting club in that the D that terrorized opposing qb’s into a 24.1 rating when pressured (just spiking the ball gives one a 34 QBR) has now slid to 17th in the league over the last six weeks. Not so un-coincidently they sport a 3-3 mark over that span. As this is occurring the O-since Manny Sanders dropped by-has jumped from 17th to 7th in expected points per play. He gets a shadow this week in Ramsay though. Since the trade he’s been thrown at only 2.4 times per game. All is not lost because Kittle owns the Rams-the least amount of yards he’s had against them in his career is 98.
Get after it down below!
Good Morning! Trump has been impeached.
The trial will now begin where the Senate lets him off the hook.
Did somebody say PLAYOFFS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjKNtOzNQbQ
Have you checked your shitter?
I just checked mine about five minutes ago.
It worked.
Y’all were supposed to hold Gurley and Woods in check for me.
Check and hold your wood? I mean I like you and everything but….
Oh wait, I misread that.
I don’t know about fashion, but I know what I like.
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I love fashion
Merry Christmas (for real this time)
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This one’s animated
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Woo, St. John’s beat Arizona!
/Loses to DePaul
Just found out I had a tweet get used in a
Buzzfeed article about ripping on Don Jr.
Too bad my account is permanently suspended for violently threatening the Vice President.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stephaniemcneal/trick-or-treat
SWEET!
FYI, 500 bandages are cheaper than this scam.
The more you know
That’s not even how you’d cut an onion! Lengthwise, goddamnit! Lengthwise!
(I worked as BOH in a restaurant. It was an experience).
Why the fuck did I look at the comments? goddamnit.
You idiot. You know better.
That tweet from Bill Kristol is rather ironic.
He also ripped off Ann Richards mocking … give it a second … George W. Bush. The irony has levels upon levels.
Permanent like the stain of impeachment?
Is Chopping Mall a christmas movie??
A home invasion and vicious stabbing is not what I asked for, Santa.
DO YOU NOT EVEN READ THE WANT LISTS ANYMORE?
So we’ve got Mr. Robinson & Buckwheat. What Eddie Murphy throwback is next?
Party All the Time?
The one where he almost killed David Spade for calling him a “falling star”?
Spade was right dammit!
Uncle Ed used to say when watching Delirious, “For a guy who has a lot of homo jokes, Eddie Murphy looks like stole that outfit from a midget in Greenwich Village.”
This SNL has been rather entertaining so far.
Aaaaaaand Eddie Murphy made a swear.
Ya down with FCC?
Does it involve Ajit Pai and a woodchipper?
You have stolen my dream.
Mister Robinson’s Neighborhood is on!
SNL blows.
Love Eddie though.
After the cold open, that was awesome though.
Merry Christmas
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This doesn’t go anywhere.
And that was the moment Buddy stopped watching Seinfeld right after jerking it to Kramer.
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