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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
LSU/NC St., Cincy, Vandy, Oklahoma, Maryland, Kentucky, U*NC, Golden State, Dallas/Ottawa, Kansas. Manziel demoted to third string (guess who’s winning the power struggle in Cleveland-it ain’t Farmer). Jimmy Pickle to the Ravens…
There’s a lot going on tonight fellas and ladies, so dig in and enjoy yourself.*
*abridged version
Acoustic version. Maybe even better. They apparently opened for Glass Animals over the summer, which is a show I wish I had seen.
Spaniard lady rockers. Their album is titled “Leave me Alone” <3 <3
I gotta say, the Basketball Niners/Raiders are pretty good.
Dad?!
Damn it, that joke gets me every time.
Is it Thanksgiving yet?
I didn’t mean to mislead on my last post. Dying dad and dog. It is this house.
Shit, man, sorry to hear that. Hope things get better.
I will place the blame on me for killing myself, but my pups and dad dying early too kinda places the blame on where we live. Dog almost died again for no reason other than he might have seizures, didn’t even have anything close to a seizure this time
Chicks in bands, so Chrissie Hynde “Tattooed Love Boys”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjXnhT3jXM4
“I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for”
They just don’t write lyrics like that any more.
Just discovered this band tonight on the local college kids’ station. These kids can stay on my lawn.
The Dum Dum Girls, “Caught in One”
INSIDE DOPE: That credit card commercial that takes place in an airport wasn’t shot in an airport at all. It was shot in the lobby of the L.A. Convention Center. It’s the standard location for commercials that take place in airports. THAT’S INCREDIBLE
I really gotta go visit TINSEL TOWN
TELL ‘EM BRICK SENT YOU AND GET THE A-LIST TREATMENT
Beers on us if you do.
WHAT A COUNTRY
SOMEBODY went to the Auto Show!
I haven’t been to the Auto Show this year! But I’ve been to the Convention Center for so many events I can spot that lobby in a Los Angeles minute! (LA minute = five regular minutes)
I just dropped my buddy off there. I was on site at 5:30 AM and worked until 5. I just couldn’t hang.
I made the mistake of visiting a Chicago Bears blog and reading the comments. The football-related comments weren’t a problem, but once they started going on about the 17 year-old who was murdered by a Chicago cop, I had to quit reading. 16 shots in 14 seconds; the cop was on-scene for 30 seconds before the first shot. These jagoffs were saying it was the kid’s fault he was shot, and the cop was defending himself against an armed man jacked up on PCP.
Yeah, I just need to stop visiting that blog.
I’m generally not a big fan of police but quite honestly if you’re walking down the street with knife and whacked out of your gourd I’m angel dust I’m not gonna be too upset if a cop takes you out of the gene pool.
Man I really wish Tom Brady would grab some PCP and a hunting knife and go out for a walk.
Watch the video, Horatio, and see if you still feel the same way.
Besides, have you ever – intentionally or unintentionally – drank too much or taken too many drugs? It doesn’t warrant a public execution.
I don’t want to start an argument, but here’s the big problem (in my opinion): the cop shot the guy less than a minute after he arrived on-scene. He had no time to determine if the guy was hopped up on drugs, mentally ill, or just acting out a play. He shot first, asked questions after he emptied his magazine.
And it was a folding knife with a 3 inch blade, and he never was closer than 10 feet to the cop.
My best friend is a cop; I understand it’s a hard job, split-second decisions, etc., etc. But these circumstances don’t warrant pumping a kid full of bullets, and only stopping when your magazine is empty, you pause to reload, and your partner wants to check to see if the guy’s even still alive.
“I kind of like everything. I kind of like all foods. I have no answer for you. I like all foods. I’m sorry.”
–Lions QB Matt Stafford, when asked if there were any Thanksgiving foods he didn’t like
Apparently Guinness is making a nitrogen-can IPA now:
http://cdn7.themanual.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Pint-and-Can.jpg
Stop it Guinness. You achieved perfection with your stout. There is no need for you to prove anything else. Just make the stout and stop wasting water on anything else.
Thank you. There only a few companies that should stop with their basic product. Guiness is good for you is at the head of that list. The only research they should do is making sure their beer gets to the US,, NZ, and Australia, in as enjoyable manner as possible.
And the widget is the greatest small invention I’ve ever come across.
I know DFO’ers love their craf beers but there is nothing better than apint.
Hey, Guinness Blonde did get me my first kiss with any real intent on it… okay, going back and forth with a bottle of champagne didn’t hurt. But still!
Getting Old Update-
Bobby Hurley was a whiny point guard on the two-time defending NCAA champs just a few years ago. Now he’s a grey-haired coach for ASU. Next up for me? The grave.
It’s like being in one of those long lines at the bank. Before you know it…you’re next at the teller window.
In the NCAA Tournament last spring, WVU played (and beat) Hurley’s former team, the Buffalo Bulls. Two days before the game, he swore up and down he wasn’t leaving for another job.
So he’s like every other college coach. Good to hear.
It could be worse. You could be a Rutgers fan, like me.
Thank God for the angry once a month team. /MRA’ed.
SCHIANO MEN don’t “get” mad, they were BORN mad.
Oh God I’d forgotten he was the coach, and not the worst human being to be in charge of the JV Footy team in the last ten years. I was thinking about Vivian Stringer and the “nappy headed hoes”
But Holy Shit when Schiano got the Knights to a bowl their most recent appearance was only preserved as a black and white video from 1978.
I go to the annual UA at ASU game (which has sucked the last couple years on account of UA getting upset) and am always looking for entertaining anti-Hurley shirt ideas….
Either have you got a seat belt or you’re from Jersey City should work.
I used to hate that little fucker with the intensity of a thousand suns.
I also think I’m going full maniac in fantasy. I’m 5-6, so what the fuck. Just got Josh McNown off waivers, and do I really want to start Rodgers (less than 50% completion percentage last week, shit for the last month really) in a cold weather game, or Carr against a good pass defense after he shat himself against the fucking Lions…when I could start the guy looking to make a statement against maybe the league’s worstest pass defense??
Hey, he lit them up for 450+ in their first matchup…
Start Rodgers. Your mojo will guarantee Shea McClellin breaks Rodgers’ collarbone again.
Like Hippo, I ducked out of last night’s game early and watched Fargo. Afterward, I wisely decided NOT to return to the referees complete and utter fuckening of the Bills and instead got to use that as this morning’s Two Minutes Hate, which is more powerful than coffee for waking me up.
Fucking hell, this is some bullshit.
And now it’s Tuesday, and most of tonight’s sports are Not Fun for me. What’s a man to do?
DRUGS!
I’m gonna put on Fargo in a bit. Watched last week’s episode last night. Things are not looking good for the Gerharts.
Mike Milligan certainly embraces the “crisitunity” concept.
This goes out to my many, many invisible friends (The Hipp, Baby Seamus) that are NC State fans. This is “Will the Wolf Survive?” by Los Lobos.
YAY! Always glad for new wolven songs.
I once made a playlist of every song in my library that contained a woman’s name in the song title. It was over four and a half hours long, and I named it, “Chicks, man. Chicks.”
My girlfriend at the time did not find it as funny as I did.
Anyway, after that intro, I should add something relevant, so here’s “A Wolf in Geek’s Clothing,” by The Naked and Famous (the most boring band I ever saw live):
The Nails did it first
NC State basketball is POOP. Just in case you were wondering, which you weren’t. Poop sandwich on toasted poopernickel, with warm poop drizzle on top.
I watched last night’s Fargo instead, but it ended in time for me to watch the Pack herp and derp away the last 45 seconds.
Did learn what happens when the FOUL was before the shot clock went off (but the shot hadn’t left hand), and he WAS in the act of shooting. The answer is…it WIPES OFF bucket AND foul. JEEBUS what a DUMB F-CKING RULE.
It took OT but youse guys handed LSU their lunch just now. Get happy!
eh, they lost to Marquette last night (who won, what, 9 games last year?) so they likely just poop too
You’re setting the bar very high for my eventual Cuse complaining. I think I’m up for it though.
I shoulda come here. Instead I had to go and try and be all moderator-y on a site I don’t even like very much anymore.
But….Yay, we took third place in a low rent holiday tourney!!!
Apparently Burger King has 10 chicken nuggets available for $1.49. For those of you reading this, could you promise me that you won’t mistreat your stomach/compromise your dignity by buying this shit? I’ll send you $1.49 if you do/don’t(?).*
*offer may not be valid
My daughter doesn’t have school tomorrow (WTF? 3-day Thanksgiving holiday? Why, when I was a kid…), and I was thinking of taking her swimming at the fitness club pool and then to a matinee of The Good Dinosaur. Now I know where we’ll go for lunch between. I’m sure I’ll get Dad Points for the crappy fried food.
That’s what Dads are for. To provide things their Mother’s wouldn’t aprrove of.
Let her eat as much BK as she wants, this way when she is 15 and dating a totally inappropriate boy she might listen to you.
No matter what Mrs. Lothar does she’ll be driven to do the opposite.
Daughters are wonderful, but terrifying.
/Speaking as an older brother.
If she shows an interest PK throw her back into the pool. You don’t need that shit.
Can you get a cold sore from stress? Otherwise I’d have to blame it on my “licking hobos” addiction.
Sure, “hobos.” Right.
[plaintive tone] “Hobos are almost people!”.
Hobo toilet seats, MAYBE.
talk about a win/win, for you and the lucky hobo!
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