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Your “Nothin’ Much” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

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NFL Noise: Still pretty quiet.

  • Washington is going to let Tackle Morgan Moses try & find himself a trade, otherwise they will cut him before camp.
    • He has a 2021 salary of $7.75 million, but costs only $1.9 million against the cap to release.
    • The big problem is that he is guaranteed that salary wherever he ends up, so he’s likely only going to a (bad) team with cap room.
  • The Dolphins are leaning towards Myles Gaskin being their #1 running back this season.
    • When asked about a pay raise to reflect that new reality, his response was that the decision was “above my pay grade”.
  • Foxborough is still Hoyer Country!
    • He signed another one-year deal, and this will continue his third stint with the club. (2009-2011, 2017-2018 and 2020)

As you may have read in Don_T’s excellent remembrance, it’s been a year since we lost tWBS. And while we mourn his passing, we can also still loathe his taste in music.

He never forgave me for not breaking into this concert from my perch in the trees at the very back. That WineWife didn’t want to climb trees or break into something couldn’t detract from the Original Sin.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • NY Islanders vs Pittsburgh – 7:30pm | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
    • Tampa Bay vs Florida – 8:00pm | CNBC / Sportsnet East
    • Minnesota vs Vegas – 10:00pm | NBCSN / Sportsnet / 360
  • NBA Play-In:
    • Hornets vs. Pacers – 6:30pm | TNT / TSN
    • Wizards vs. Celtics – 9:00pm | TNT / TSN
  • WNBA:
    • Mercury vs. Mystics – 8:00pm | ESPN2 / TSN5
    • Aces vs. Storm – 10:00pm | ESPN2 / TSN5
  • MLB:
    • Red Sox vs Blue Jays – 7:30pm | Sportsnet1
    • Yankees vs. Rangers – 8:00pm | ESPN / TSN2

Jake’s got you tomorrow night for your weekly WrestleTalk, so I’ll see you on Thursday.

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TheRevanchist

Damn! That was badass. Went down swinging.

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TheRevanchist

Turnbull going for the no hitter on ESPN right now. Coverage during SC live!

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Mr. Ayo

So excited to watch the Mariners get no-hit for a 2nd time this season before June.

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TheRevanchist

Brutal at a home game.

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Mr. Ayo

<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>There have now been 6 no-hitters at T-Mobile Park since the start of the 2012 season<br><br>That's twice as many as at any other ballpark (3 at Citi Field)</p>&mdash; Sarah Langs (@SlangsOnSports) <a href=”https://twitter.com/SlangsOnSports/status/1394880321489936384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 19, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>

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Mr. Ayo

<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>The Mariners are the 6th team to be no-hit twice at home in a season, joining:<br><br>2015 Mets<br>2001 Padres<br>1973 Tigers<br>1971 Reds <br>1923 A's</p>&mdash; Sarah Langs (@SlangsOnSports) <a href=”https://twitter.com/SlangsOnSports/status/1394881221419847683?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>May 19, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>

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TheRevanchist

Carl’s Jr. has chicken and waffle sand? Okay. Who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They do? Their hand-breaded chicken tenders are the best fast food chicken available, in my opinion. If they got the waffles right they could really be onto something here.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It astounds me how lazy some people can be when it comes to food. Like, I’m one of the laziest sonofabitches on the entire planet but at least I can be bothered to make a sandwich. Even *that* is beyond some people, and multiple fortunes have undoubtedly been made by exploiting that fact.

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Dunstan

Cooking for yourself is such a money-saver. Or alternatively you can spend the same money but eat like a king. I can have a massive steak and sides at home for what it costs to have a pizza delivered.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When rib roast goes on sale I can have an obscenely good meal – like 1.5 lbs of beef and assorted sides for about the price of one share of $DFO – that’s $12 for the new folks.

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Dunstan

Ok, but how much is that in Dogecoin?

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Beerguyrob

Agreed. I’m not making my own ramen but I do make a pretty good fried rice.

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yeah right

Can’t make a sandwich?
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yeah right

Whoa. That’s a pretty sweet copy and paste feature right there.

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Beerguyrob

“That’s a good lookin’ pizza.” – Maestro

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Dunstan

A hearty “fuck you” to Tony LaRussa, who just said he was ok with the Minnesota Twins throwing at one of his players, because said player committed the grave crime of hitting a home run in the previous game and hurting the fee-fees of the Twins by making them lose 16-5 instead of 15-5.

Maybe I’d be more willing to hear shit about the “unwritten rules” if LaRussa could manage to follow actual written laws like “don’t drive drunk.”

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Mr. Ayo

What’s bullshit is he put a position player on the mound in that blow out that was throwing 45mph pitches. There’s nothing serious about that game at that point.

Hope the White Sox turn on him and get his stupid ass fired.

Also, isn’t it an unwritten rule not to throw your rookie players under the bus in the press? WTF?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Shit like batting average and slugging percentage matters when it comes to your next contract. If you’re not mashing a tater when it’s served up to you on a silver platter, you’re only hurting yourself.

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Dunstan

Some other position player pitched a 1-2-3 inning on like 5 pitches the other day, and everyone laughed at the guys who couldn’t get a hit off him. It was all in fun. So why shouldn’t the hitters get a laugh in every now and then? The position player who’s pitching shouldn’t give a shit, it’s not like his career depends on his ERA.

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Dunstan

Yeah, exactly.

I get there are perhaps some things you don’t do in a blowout, like stealing bases. In hockey, you don’t put your best power play unit out there, give the other guys a chance. But those other guys try to score, and in baseball, guys try to hit. If you want to turn MLB into Little League and have a “mercy rule” to end the game, then just do that.

But even if a manger disagrees and believes in this “unwritten rule” bullshit, you don’t throw your own guy under the bus.

It was such a mistake for Chicago to hire this guy. They’ve got a talented young team but are likely going to piss it away with this dinosaur running things.

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TheRevanchist

Dan LaBatard show had an old clip where they were up in the press box and given the a couple of innings to call the game. They were talking shit about LaRussa and it was actually broadcasting in the clubhouse, which is fucking hilarious, as heard it airing. Good stuff.

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Brick Meathook

Self Portrait
5/18/21

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herodotus450

Yes offense, but people whose only commentary about hockey is about “ratings” or “markets” or “star power” need to shut the fuck up. Looking at you, 90% of sprots media.

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Brick Meathook

This shocked me.

Here’s an Apollo command module sitting on a roller stand, on the main floor of the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum’s Udvar-Hazy Annex at Dulles Airport. There’s just a little fence around it, and I could have touched it.

I looked at the sign and it was the fucking Apollo 11 command module.

I’ve known this thing since it was first put on display at the main NASM on The Mall, and it was always encased in form-fitting plexiglass. This was just sitting there. Except for the main hatch being removed and replaced with a plexiglass panel, it was exactly as if it had just been lifted out of the Pacific Ocean.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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Dunstan

“Mother only lets me touch inanimate objects, so I get a little carried away sometimes.”

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Sharkbait

I carried an air conditioner from the basement to the second floor where our bedroom is. Only to find the windows are too small. I am less than pleased.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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Horatio Cornblower

I have ours strategically placed in every bedroom, so as to minimize that hassle. The one exception is the one for the downstairs living area, which is in the basement. Is that the heaviest, largest, and most awkward to carry?

Of course it is.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I know the south sucks a lot, but central air forgives many sins.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Sigh. Have you not listened to a single word I said about how you really should measure things first before you make a big decision?” – Deanna Favre

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I went for a nice little walk just now and it makes me never want to go back to work, let alone to finish the work I need to do tonight

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Getting kicked off a Duke sports team for being too big of an asshole is like getting DQ’d from the Indy 500 for driving too fast.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/05/andrew-giuliani-new-york-governor-race

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I think I just saw Dave Grohl in a 15 second ad for Ram Trucks on the YouTube?

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Horatio Cornblower

So in this evening’s chapter in “What’s Mrs. Cornblower Got Up Her Sleeve This Time?” I had to stop working earlier than I anticipated because they’re leveling the elementary school my kids went to and the rose bush that was planted in memory of her murdered friend is going to go with it.

Anyway, now there’s a hole at the elementary school and we have a new rose bush.

I don’t have high hopes for its survival, (the main root broke off in my hand with the barest of tugs), but it’s the principal of the thing.

And with that, I believe I have earned one (1) or two (2) weekday beers.

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Beerguyrob

the main root broke off in my hand with the barest of tugs

What is a Pornhub search term?

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Horatio Cornblower

Very good. We would also have accepted “What did Deeana Favre’s application for divorce say?”

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Gumbygirl

Roses are tougher than you think, sez my friend Nancy, who is a master gardener. I thought I fatally overpruned a really pretty one I had, but she was right and it came back better the next year.

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Horatio Cornblower

I cannot fathom a reason to break in to a Green Day concert.

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King Hippo

Free heroine?

even then, though…

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Beerguyrob

See? That’s what I said. There was no reasoning with him on this issue.

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herodotus450

Florida not starting their 10 Million dollar goalie in game 2. Maybe he’s hurt?

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Beerguyrob

Sportsnet said coach is afraid he has the yips.

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herodotus450

That’s ridiculous, the yotes are 3000 miles away from Florida, not in the playoffs, and possibly not even a real team anymore. How could Bobrovsky have caught them?

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litre_cola

I want to see Disney’s Cruella. I have no idea why, but it looks excellent.

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King Hippo

probably because youse is HIGH, ninja!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One of my fancy Hollywood friends wrote a Medusa origin story script. I am enamoured of the idea and think it has a shitload more potential than some nonsense that tries to humanize a woman who wants to murder a hundred puppies.

I have little doubt that Cruella is just going to make it into someone else’s fault that she became evil. I hate that shit. It’s like, can’t the bad guy be the bad guy just because they’re, you know, *bad*?

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Gumbygirl

Exactly. Because it’s fun!

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King Hippo

Those humble Dirt Stillers no doubt greatly appreciate tonite’s apprenticeship opportunity, The Right Way.

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Beerguyrob

Aww fuck – death came for Charles Grodin.

https://twitter.com/AlbertBrooks/status/1394737497943560196

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He was so, so, so good in Louie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbEEndKQCsw

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The tributes are pouring in

https://twitter.com/MissPiggy/status/1394789906312990721?s=19

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Who is that woman? Is that Joanie Cunningham?

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Beerguyrob

Diana Rigg. That’s Emma Peel, baby!

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Senor Weaselo

The year is 1.

/Terrible Rosemary’s Baby joke
//Rest in peace

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is there such a thing as a terrible Rosemary’s Baby joke? I feel like we don’t see enough of them to ever turn our noses up.

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Brick Meathook

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Chantilly, Virginia
May 18, 2021

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herodotus450

Sweet Enola Gay, lemme in that Bockscar!

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I read that Udvar-Hazy was going to re-open, guess it did? Cool place. I think my favorite displays were the salvaged WWII Luftwaffe planes.

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Brick Meathook

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Is the ME-163 still there? The website only shows that Arado, the Dornier Arrow, and an FW190. There were some other bits and bobs, but its been a few years since I visited.

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

The museum on The Mall is closed for Covid but also for major structural repairs and exhibit modifications. That’s where the Me-262 and Bf-109 are displayed. I bet they completely screw up the new exhibits.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Biden hasn’t run off the Trump appointees yet, huh?

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Sharkbait

The Enola Gay is in Chantilly??? I would have gone the one time I was there.

I remember Chantilly being mostly strip malls, and a bouncer at a bar not going to let me in because he thought I wasnt 21. I turned 21 the previous year. He was bad at math.

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Brick Meathook

The museum is next to Dulles Airport, so not really “in” Chantilly but Chantilly adjacent. As for Chantilly, there is no “there” there.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Have been visiting the A&S museum since the 1960s, last visit about 8 years ago, but I was left much more impressed by the Udvar-Hazy.

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yeah right

Home of my biggest customer.

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TheRevanchist

Someone with a private account I follow on Twitter has just called the police. A few doors down, there is a woman and a man and a prostitute. The woman is out on bail for a few charges. She was arrested for possession and resisting arrest a few weeks ago at a gas station. But, the meat of this is that she was arrested the other day for attempted murder and more drug charges for stabbing the man in the head and then hitting him with something. This house is, from my understanding, a place where the woman and the man sell drugs out of.

Anyway, she is out on bail, apparently running around the house (like around, not inside) in just her underwear, while the man she stabbed is inside with the prostitute. I’m waiting for the update.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

That’s fucking crazy.
Male or female prostitute? It could be important.

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TheRevanchist

Female from my understanding.

And, yes, this is happening in Florida. Why do you ask?

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Brick Meathook

Yes but how much are the drugs?

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Or a “short time,” for that matter?

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LemonJello

Covering the Jaguras Rookie Camp in DUUUUUVVVVVAAAAALLLLLL?

I don’t think its fair to describe Coach Urban and Prison Girlfriend like you have, but we’ll see how the season goes.

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ballsofsteelandfury

We need a play by play

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TheRevanchist

I don’t have the play-by-play, but let me share more deets, with the stuff I just learned and need to correct:

They didn’t charge her with attempted murder, even though she stabbed the man in the head and didn’t hit him with an object, but was strangling him. Felony DV and aggravated DV. I hear they were trading blows, but she was the aggressor.

They only charged her with resisting arrest for the gas station incident, so no possession, but she was high as kite.

She is still waiting on a trial from 2015 where she is charged with robbing a “dwelling” and destroying property.

The landlord on the property is the man’s father, so no chance of being evicted.

He OD’d the other week and his heart stopped in front of all the neighborhood kids.

They have had their kids taken away (for the best really).

No update yet.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Wow

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Horatio Cornblower

“90 lbs., eh? Good to see she’s keeping her girlish figure.”

-Gaetz, M.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Her ass must look like two dried peas wrapped in a handkerchief.

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ArmedandHammered

Face and body by Meth.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This is the real tribute to tWBS

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Horatio Cornblower

He can fix her, man.

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Senor Weaselo

And you don’t have your lawn chair and popcorn?

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Gumbygirl

In 1984 Gumby’s submarine moved to Bremerton Washington from Charleston to decomission. An aircraft carrier got there right before we did, so the only apartment we could get was in a shitty part of town, mostly Section 8 people( not like we had any money either!) There were these two lesbians who lived across the courtyard from us who would fistfight out there on the regular because one of them was less than dedicated to the Sapphic life and would sneak off and bang dudes. Gumby and I literally would sit out there on our front porch, drink beer, and laugh like hell at them. It’s a wonder they didn’t come after us too. One of them was huge and kind of terrifying, I saw her drag the Filipino maintenance guy off his golf cart and beat him to a pulp because he stole her kid’s bike. Yes, they fought in front of the tots. Lovely girls!

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TheRevanchist

To be clear, I would never live in Florida ever again. That place is cursed.

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scotchnaut

Oldest son is getting four wisdom teeth taken out tomorrow. (one is severely impacted) He’s putting up a brave front but I know he’s scared shitless.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Damn. Good luck!

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TheRevanchist

Fuuuuuuu…. Have components for milkshakes ready. Cold and no chewing required.

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Senor Weaselo

No straws though!

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I had the same scenario. Part of the reason I joined the Navy, to have it done for free. 35+ years later and I can still remember every minute in the chair. Good luck to your boy.

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Horatio Cornblower

Tell him I got through it, and I’m a huge pussy.

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Beerguyrob

Let him know I had all four of my impacted ones removed & everything turned out fine. I even took the pills & then went and saw Bob Seger’s “American Storm” tour.
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Don’t tell him that they had to unhinge my jaw to get at them, so I woke up with it wired shut for two weeks.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

from my perch in the trees at the very back.
Man, I thought you were going to describe the scene in Catch-22 when a bare-ass Yossarian climbed the tree at Snowden’s funeral.

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WCS

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LemonJello

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Beerguyrob

Damn you for appealing to my Kinks nature.

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BeefReeferLives

Don’t go Kinks shaming people. That ain’t right.

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