Your Canadian HoUliday Weekend Open Thread – Victoria Day Monday Edition

As I cut & paste every year since 2016: Victoria Day:

Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of the monarch. A national commemoration dating from the time of Queen Victoria, whose birthday was May 24, 1819, an amendment to the Statutes of Canada in 1952 established the celebration of Victoria Day on the Monday preceding May 25. In Quebec, Victoria Day has been known as Journée nationale des patriotes since 2002, which commemorates the struggle of Louis-David Papineau and his patriotes to establish “Responsible Government” in Lower Canada. It replaced a holiday called Fête de Dollard in 2003, which had replaced Victoria Day in 1918.

In 1957, Victoria Day was permanently appointed as the Queen’s birthday in Canada. In the United Kingdom, the Queen’s birthday is celebrated in June. Her actual birthday is April 21. The Royal Union Flag, commonly known as the “Union Jack”, where physical arrangements allow, is flown along with the National Flag at federal buildings, airports, military bases and other federal buildings and establishments within Canada, from sunrise to sunset, to mark this day. Most “physical arrangements” are “curiously absent” outside of Montreal.

Whatever – it’s the unofficial start of summer in Canada, meaning it’s officially tolerable to talk about fucking off to a cabin/lake/golf resort on weekends and not feel like an elitist dick. After Labour Day, you’re a snob again.

To celebrate – and also because Viva just couldn’t wait to hear it – it the unofficial anthem of the holiday.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Islanders at Penguins – 7:00pm | NBCSN / Sportsnet1
    • Leafs at Habs – 7:30pm | NHLN / CBC / Sportsnet
    • Tampa Bay at Florida – 8:00pm | CNBC / FX-Canada
    • Edmonton at Winnipeg – 9:45pm | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
    • Minnesota at Vegas – 10:30pm | CNBC / Sportsnet1
  • NBA:
    • Heat at Bucks – 7:30pm | TNT / TSN
    • Trail Blazers at Nuggets – 10:00pm | TNT / TSN
  • MLB:
    • Cardinals at White Sox – 8:00pm | ESPN / TSN2
  • WWE:
    • Monday Night Raw – 8:00pm | USA / Sportsnet360
      • They are apparently returning to touring & live shows starting in mid-July.

Ugh – back to work tomorrow.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Dunstan

LOiLers. Back to the lottery for you.

TheRevanchist

Update on mutual who has the drug addict neighbors who were out on bail. I love the drama.

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Gumbygirl

They need a reality show. I would watch it. Trainwrecks are entertaining!

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Mr. Ayo

Oh McJesus, who art in heaven. Please grant me a quick end to this evening so that I may make my early morning meeting with my new CEO, being of should health and mind. Be it that I may attend to such service without hangover and without the continued influence of freezer vodka. Blessed be thy name and oils, amen.

If you want to do anything Jets, I’ll allow it.

Mr. Ayo

Bless your heart, Conner.

Thank you for your dear mercy.

Sharkbait

Holy hell. Darnell Nurse played 15:32 that period. 45:06 total

Sharkbait

Connor/Draisaitl

Sharkbait

Yikes. I hope Blake Wheeler had kids already.

litre_cola

Love that twitterverse all thought it was his wrist 1st

Mr. Ayo

Instead, his wrist will have an indefinite time off.

ballsofsteelandfury

Just because someone mentioned she’s ageless, I checked out Lisa Loeb on the internets and and she is indeed looking as good as she used to.

I’m picking her as my second pick in this morning’s draft. comment image

Mr. Ayo

Does she not have kneecaps? What’s going on there?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

She’s a human centipede alum.

Mr. Ayo

I’ve made a terrible mistake to eat dinner while catching up on comments.

Dunstan

That’s a great “undrafted free agent signing”

Also, before Gumbygirl gets there, I’d like to sign Rod Stewart on behalf of my sister.

Horatio Cornblower

I think Rod’s still alive, so you’re probably safe.

WCS

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Check his drawers first…

Gumbygirl

You call them dead, I call them stiff. Tomato, tomahhhto.

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Gumbygirl

I haven’t forgiven Rod for his disco period, so she can have him.

Dunstan

Sir Rod does not require forgiveness. I prefer the Faces era, but I have no problem with Disco Stu(wart)

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Brick Meathook

The Rutles were bigger than Rod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o_HbyIZXY0

Horatio Cornblower

And a spirited discussion of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict breaks out in Vegas!

Horatio Cornblower

Whoever designed the Vegas uniforms should be hauled out and shot.

Dunstan

I’m not a huge fan of grapefruit, but I bought a couple for cocktail experimentation purposes, and I have to say that gin and grapefruit are excellent friends.

Sharkbait

Yes. Do that.

Dunstan

Didn’t have fresh rosemary, but otherwise tried it, without tonic water and then with. I think I like it better without, but certainly “quaffable” either way.

Dunstan

This last round I came very close to adding elderflower. Instead I went with ginger liqueur, along with the base of muddled mint, honey syrup, grapefruit juice, and gin. No tonic water.

Brick Meathook

The door at the end is the mens room

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Horatio Cornblower

Look at those Panthers, not having any idea of their place.

Dunstan

“Exactly — what were they doing outside that polling station in Philadelphia!” — Bill O’Reilly, from whatever cave he’s now living in

Sharkbait

Litre, you guys might wanna stop taking penalties against McDavid et al

litre_cola

Jesus, Morrissey got away with one crosscheck, the second no dice.

Horatio Cornblower

Having a Monday beer because this is the last stout in my fridge and it’s actually sort of chilly, and it probably won’t be many more nights, so clearly God wants me to drink.
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It’s really good.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s a, uh, little bigger than I was expecting.

“What are things never heard in the Favre household, for $600, Alex.”

litre_cola

Not to encroach on Brick’s motif but I saw this peculiar vehicle on reddit.
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Dunstan

Is that half of the Ace and Gary Mobile?

Brick Meathook

I don’t have a motif. Encroach away.

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Brick Meathook

my only motif is awesomeness

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herodotus450

ppl forget Alberta has TWO hockey teams but Saskachewan doesn’t even have ONE!

WCS

DO SOMETHING PARLIAMENT

Dunstan

It’s all Larry from Regina’s fault.

litre_cola

Next meeting I am in with him I will ask him his ice football allegiance.

Sharkbait

He probably likes the Avalanche for some reason

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Horatio Cornblower

He says “Whalers” and you have to take back everything you’ve ever said about him.

ballsofsteelandfury

So who the good people of Saskatchewan root for?

litre_cola

Split 4 ways, old folks Leafs, then Jets, Flames, Oil.

ballsofsteelandfury

Do Saskatoon and Regina follow the North/ South Alberta split?

litre_cola

Generally.

Red Deer, Alberta is all sorts of fucked up. Both in general and hockey allegiances.

Sharkbait

Big oof for Tristian Jarry

WCS

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Mr. Ayo

Well, that was a terrible play.

So long Ice Stillers.

herodotus450

Cananada hockey talking guy’s intermission appears to be 20 minutes of studying and analyzing McDavids facial expressions while he’s sitting on the bench.

litre_cola

Their tears each game gives me life. It is fucking ridiculous the slurping.

Sharkbait

Come to New York Connor…

Horatio Cornblower

Can you imagine?

litre_cola

Wooooooo!!!! didn’t wake up Deci this time.

Sharkbait

Winnipeg up 1-0. If Edmonton loses, McDavid is gonna have to start some kind of support group with Jack Eichel

ballsofsteelandfury

NBCSN is showing the OT. Is any channel showing the Jets-Oilers?

Mr. Ayo

CBC. But that’s a Seattle area thing.

Also, McDavid hated this idea so much he just tied the game up.

Sharkbait

NHL network Apparently has it

litre_cola

Just like I get all Spokane feeds and KTLA for some reason.

Brick Meathook

KTLA Los Angeles? That’s the premier home of the freeway car chase.

litre_cola

I have seen 2 since we switched carriers!

Gumbygirl

It’s the most popular sport in SoCal.

Sharkbait

Supposed to be NBCSN, so, doubtful

ballsofsteelandfury

Found it on NHL Network!

litre_cola

1-1 McJesus got one back quick.

Horatio Cornblower

EEI is trying to figure out ways that the Bruins could land Eichel in the off-season. Pros: He absolutely wants out of Buffalo

Cons: He’s on a multi-year deal, the Bruins can’t afford him without gutting their pay-roll, and the Sabres wouldn’t give him up unless the Bruins also gutted their prospects.

So it’s not happening, but it does let them talk hockey for four minutes a segment.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s sounding more and more like we’re going to get to go out of town for a couple nights on HBO’s dime. I’m thinking Paso Robles.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“You need accomodations for a dime? Sure, sure, I can come up with a few options for you.” – Jim Tomsula, adding “travel agent” to his resume.

ballsofsteelandfury

Whenever I hear the name Paso Robles, I always think about Airplane and remember it as “I’ll never get over Paso Robles”

Brick Meathook

Airplane? Paso Robles?

ballsofsteelandfury

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Brick Meathook

That’s from Airplane II, the bastard Airplane movie

Dunstan

I like Paso. Nice countryside, walkable town, good wine. Day trips to the coastal towns are easy.

Might end up going there in the coming months too, although I was thinking today that summer might be a good time to check out Big Bear.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I too was thinking the mountains might be a nice place to visit this summer. Assuming they don’t burn down.

Gumbygirl

Stay out of the candy store, it’s a trap!

Dunstan

That candy store is great.

Dunstan

Well, that hockey result sucked. Time to focus on drinking.

Sharkbait

Playoff overtime is the best*

*When your team is not involved.

WCS

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Sharkbait

Also Cizikas/Carter*

Fuck Jeff Carter, always and forever

Horatio Cornblower

Been saying that since ’97.

litre_cola

Just took my multivitamin with red wine. It is all about balance.

Dunstan

I don’t understand. Red wine is a multivitamin, isn’t it?

litre_cola

Antioxident!

Brick Meathook

Westside Pavilion
Los Angeles, 2009

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Game Time Decision

Is that Farvra moonlighting there?

Redshirt

NBA explains decision to not penalize LeBron James for violating league’s health and safety protocols – CBSSports.com

Rare move for
A league to explain a
Tough decision.
I applaud the
NBA’s actions so we can
Get this behind us
So we can enjoy the game.

TheRevanchist

Yes, Canada. I really like that one song you sing about the Union Jack.

https://youtu.be/ejorQVy3m8E

It’s also about not liking to dance, with a lot of whining thrown in for good measure.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Has it ever been as warm as 45 degrees C up there?

litre_cola

Maybe in Osoyoos BC.

Game Time Decision

Yep

https://www.ec.gc.ca/meteo-weather/default.asp?lang=En&n=6a4a3ac5-1#:~:text=Hottest%20Day%20on%20Record%20-%20July,soared%20to%2045°C.

Hottest Day on Record – July 5, 1937. The highest temperature ever recorded in Canada was reached at Midale and Yellowgrass, Saskatchewan when the mercury soared to 45°C.

herodotus450

In terms of namesake salad dressings, though, Queen Victoria is pretty far down on the list of world leaders.

Warthog
Redshirt

Kings Island fights, unruly guests prompt early closing Saturday (usatoday.com)

I’m not saying parents should go back to spanking their kids, but it might be time to discuss other non-violent options. Because if I did anything close to this as a kid, my head would be far less symmetrical that it already is.

Redshirt

Either the people behind the Geico commercials have access to a time machine or the aging process wasn’t properly explained to Lisa Loeb.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Iggy Pop’s Lust For Life, about heroin addiction, as music for cruise line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITdiptTiFyc

Brick Meathook

Here’s a song played by two guys who were killed in motorcycle accidents as music for motorcycle insurance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4mcXe7P2pE

Game Time Decision

I’ve been on a few RCL cruises, where the fuck is my smack? I feel ripped off now*

* also still alive so prob good not to have started heroin

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Gumbygirl

She looks exactly the same. It’s kind of creepy.

Brick Meathook

The more I read about the British Empire the more impressed I am with it, particularly during the Victorian era when it was at its height.

Brick Meathook

A good book to read on the subject is “The Unrivaled Greatness of the British Empire” by The Reverend Lord Sir Cyril Eton-Corpsethwaite GBE

BeefReeferLives

“Walmart says a ‘bad actor’ sent racist emails from its account”
https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/24/business/walmart-racist-emails/index.html

-Scott Baio could not be reached for comment.

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Gumbygirl

My dad used the term ” bad actor” all the time. The opposite was “solid citizen.”

Redshirt

They better figure this out before the SJWs preemptly cancels 85% of Hollywood.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“We do not tolerate unauthorized racism at this company.”

litre_cola

Go Ice Bombers Go!

Viva La Tabula Raza

I feel like such a dick.

TheRevanchist

You mean, your ID says you are 6’5″, but IRL you are 5’8″?

Brick Meathook

Is there a backstory here?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Inside joke, I posted a video the other day that fucked up tonight’s regularly scheduled video.

Brick Meathook

you dick

Gumbygirl

Post it again!! Double down! Fuck the haters! Who complains about hearing a Kinks song twice in a couple of days? Assholes, that’s who!

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