Your “Aww Hell!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Anyone who owns a home has been through this.

The home renovations started on Monday. A week late, we were finally happy that the trusted contractor we arranged was finally able to get his crew in to begin the demolition. The plan is to redo the bathroom, and since there’s already destruction going on rip up the floors & put down new ceramic tiles. My job, since school is out for the summer, is to sit at home & look after the dogs while the work is going on. We’ve moved most of our stuff into a storage bin located on the lawn, and moved what we need into the 400 sq. feet they aren’t working in. For six weeks, we think we can handle it.

“Rob!”

I heard the demolition had halted, but figured they were taking a break & wanting to show me their progress so far. They had been here for two hours already, so I was hoping they were halfway finished. Instead, they had masked up and were pointing at the floor.

I’d been through enough school remediations to know what I was looking at.

Asbestos tiles.

We called in the site foreman, and he took some samples to send off for testing. They finished pulling up the carpet & wood floors, but couldn’t dispose of anything until the results came back the next morning.

Of course, they were positive.

So, now we wait until the remediation guys can come in. They are scheduled for the 19th, at which point we will be two weeks behind. At least it’s the tiles & not the adhesive, because once the tiles are out then the flooring guy can grind everything down & then skim coat & seal it before the tile can be laid. The job was expected to be done by mid-August, but now we are looking at hopefully by Labour Day. So, goodbye summer.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NBA:
    • delayed to Sunday for ABC’s schedule
  • MLB:
    • Yankees at Astros / Reds at Brewers / Cardinals at Cubs – 7:00pm | FOX
      • Yankees at Astros  – 7:00pm | Sportsnet
  • Futbol:
    • Copa America: Final
      • Argentina vs. Brazil – 8:00pm | FS1 / TSN4

    • Gold Cup: Opening match
      • Mexico vs. Trinidad & Tobago – 10:00pm | FS1 / TUDN / Univision
  • MMA:
    • UFC 264 – McGregor vs Poirer
      • Prelims – 8:00pm | ESPN / TSN3
  • AFL:
    • Richmond vs. Collingwood – 2:00am | FS2
    • Western vs. Sydney – tape delayed to late Sunday morning – TSN2
  • Dog & Pony Show:
    • 2021 ESPYs – 8:00pm | ESPN / TSN

Oof – when the good sports are done, there’s too little else worthy on the menu.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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SonOfSpam

Hay. Happy Saturday!

Copa America was dogshit and CONCACAF will outperform South America in next year’s World Cup held in the slave state of Qatar.

SonOfSpam

Hi, I live in Mar-a-Lago and think you are stupid. I dare you.

Horatio Cornblower

JJD, god forbid something actually happens, it would be really good for you if there weren’t multiple comments under your name expressing your intent to shoot someone.

Horatio Cornblower

It ended when Conor stepped back funny and lost the connection between his shin and ankle.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tonight I’m drinking a Dachshund, which you may remember from Sharkbait’s column. And we’ll be watching the rest of The Order, which has turned out to be a delightfully fun show.

Doktor Zymm

I wonder how many dog breeds have a drink named after them? If it isn’t all of them then we have some work to do!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[orders crabs] – Coach Reid

clint greasewood

Less than 10 minutes in for CONCACAF Gold cup we got a major head injury, blood and a stretcher.

Redshirt

Football: “We need to change the rules for safety!”
Baseball: “We need to change the rules for safety!”
Soccer: “Five minute stoppage time.”

Redshirt

Based on what you’ve told us, that’s just the cherry on the crap you’re dealing with.

Stay safe.

clint greasewood

Nigeria 90-USA 87 in basketball. With NBA talent.

Redshirt

Castle doctrine – Wikipedia
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Then you should be fine cleansing the gene pool.

yeah right

Been feeling a Sparks vibe lately. Gumbygirl, I paid to watch the Sparks movie last night. It was fantastic.

Every few years while you’re living your life and going along and working you hear a song and you say “Hey that’s Sparks!”

One of my favorite Sparks songs ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3-6E3h–DA

Gumbygirl

I have to stream it I guess. The Gumby Bathroom Olympics happened when we were going to see it in the theater. To tell the truth, I’m still skeeved to be around the diseased masses, so I’m ok with that!

Gumbygirl

Here’s one of my favorites. Who else could write an awesome song about Albert Einstein’s teenage years?
https://youtu.be/QKQbqcY1mVQ

yeah right

Greatest album cover ever.

yeah right

Amazon prime 19.99. Save a long ass trip down the mountain.

Just saying.

Gumbygirl

I think Gumby has that. I have to go down sometime next week anyway, we’re almost out of edibles (the horror!)

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Senor Weaselo

Dirt Giants being cockteases, but this time it was by beating the Astros 1-0, with Cole pitching a shutout (129 pitches, which you can still do apparently in this day and age) and a solo shot from Judge where he pretended to button up his jersey.
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Redshirt

Update from Milwaukee

Reds: 4 runs
Brewers: 3 runs
Umpires: 3 ejections way faster than anything we’ve ever done

Reds are ahead but the Brewers are only a run away and BLEERGH is always there to steal this one away from them.

Redshirt

Redlegs pulled this one off. Tough luck for the Brewers, and we gotta see if the visually-impaired snowfakes who dare to call themselves umpires decide to pull some Palpably Unfair Act to cause the Reds to lose this game too.

clint greasewood

Whose ready to get CONCACAF’d?

ballsofsteelandfury

YO!

ballsofsteelandfury

Giants v Gold Coast in 20…

Doktor Zymm

The stupidest thing about exercising regularly, now I start preemptively sweating from a brisk 10 minute walk

yeah right

Did the harbor walk today. Coolest place in all of L.A.
Damn that’s a lovely breeze off of the water.

Doktor Zymm

SFO not too busy on Saturday nights still

Senor Weaselo

My friend’s living there now and has invited us to go drifting on Lombard Street with him in his BRZ.

Doktor Zymm

What, no urban dirt biking?

Senor Weaselo

Can’t blast Eurobeat doing that!

ballsofsteelandfury

Maracanázo 2.0

Fronkenshteen

Would a tie after 90 go straight to pennos, like the rest of the tourney?

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gabi. Gabi! GABI!

scotchnaut

I’m good with Argie winning it without Messi scoring or Brazil winning it without Neymar scoring.

clint greasewood
ballsofsteelandfury

It’s hilariously ironic that Neymar is getting upset at Argentinians diving…

King Hippo

It would seem that my Most Glorious el Beisbol Cardinals and Bastard Man Small Bears are now…exactly, identically shite. For the current timeline, I suppose I shall take what I can gets.

scotchnaut

/Oh boy, this is no good

Way back when, my high school had something called “Slave Day”. Certain individuals would be paraded to center stage (only males, thank jeebus!) and the winning bidder(s) would have them for the day to do as they wished. I was dressed as a granny and forced to sing love songs to passersby by my ‘owners’. I also piggy-backed my owners to all of their classes all day long.*

*they said that if I did everything they asked of me, I would have a marked grave [crosses fingers]

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We had “Senior Serf Day”. The captain of the cheerleading team (not that year, she was captain the following year) bought me for a surprisingly high price, and it wasn’t a cruel joke or anything.

ballsofsteelandfury

Are you sure that wasn’t Senior Gigolo Day?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Quite sure. I never got anywhere with her, either then or at her junior prom which she also took me to. Sure would love a do-over on that part of my life.

King Hippo

Man, I can tell neither of y’all is from The South.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“We had, uh, something else.” – Ellie Kemper

herodotus450

“Eh who cares, I get to skip class for a day” is what I imagine everyone said to rationalize it.

Doktor Zymm

Have they renamed it ‘sharecropper day’ yet?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Neymar Jr. spends more time in the dirt than Rush Limbaugh.

King Hippo

It’s funny cause Rushbo is ded and that NEVAR stops making me smile

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m thinking I might try to become nocturnal for the summer, so I can just sleep away the hottest parts of the day. The question is whether I should adjust by staying up an hour later every night, or by going to sleep an hour earlier each night.

King Hippo

I find just sleeping anytime the mood strikes…works for me. I’ve only grown like 25-30% MOAR insane.

ballsofsteelandfury

If you’re avoiding the heat, you should adopt the Spanish siesta.

You gradually move your dinner times later so that naturally moves your sleep time later. Go to bed between 1 AM and 2 AM.
Wake up around 8 AM and then do activities until around noon or 1 PM.
Nap until around 4 or 5 PM.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That sounds nice but I’m still wasting the coolest hours of the day. Naps are very appealing though.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, but honestly what can you really do at 4 AM?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Compose things to post here at DFO!

Dunstan

The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!

herodotus450

Bought some “low fat” granola. The extra 5 minutes of life this stuff buys me better be worth it.

scotchnaut

Low Fat was my favorite villain in ‘Enter The Dragon’.

scotchnaut

Marc Bolan saw Neymar coming a long time ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vnYc8RBg5U&ab_channel=AlanBolan

scotchnaut

Somewhere Madonna is begging folks to not cry for, you know…

Game Time Decision

Neymar Jr?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Her youth and American accent?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The crab lice she gave to half of NYC in the eighties?

scotchnaut

STD shaming is so 90’s. smh…

ballsofsteelandfury

There’s more overacting in this final than my senior play in high school.

Game Time Decision

Same number of diva’s tho

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Or an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Doktor Zymm

You don’t really need floors in a house, right?

Not in the same league, but I’ve been getting my first tastes of remodeling headache with my condo in Chicago. First there was an argument with the president of the condo board, who apparently has a virulent hatred of windows with white frames, even in the back of the building where there are no rules. That eventually worked out though, and now I’m just waiting an indefinite period of time for the fancy windows in the front to be delivered.

I also want to do something with the flooring, probably just get it refinished if possible, and replace a couple of broken boards, but I’m really tempted just to chuck area rugs over everything and call it a day

King Hippo

go with a series of vines, like in that old Pitfall video game

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I beat that game! I took the time to map out the underground tunnels (you need to) and was able to get it done.

King Hippo

You are now my absolute hero. I tried SO HARD AND SO LONG, never got that close.

Game Time Decision

Who’s watching the full contact diving finals?

ballsofsteelandfury

MOI!

ballsofsteelandfury

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King Hippo

#ThighPubes FTW!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening. I’m back from vacation. Stuck at JFK trying to connect but you know, back-ish. Go GWS tonight! Otherwise I’ll just be cranky tomorrow for other reasons.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ll still drink it

King Hippo

This is just plain righteoUs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSdtvfBQd6c

King Hippo

A good song, though the lad singing doesn’t seem like someone Bolsonaro would like much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHgh77iE6qc

scotchnaut

Brilliant movie with a gut-punch at the end and this weirdo tune to finish the whole thing off so as to throw you off balance. FUCK YOU, TERRY GILLIAM! That said, I love you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW1pMI4qDzc&ab_channel=olynthos1

King Hippo

This is on me list of movies I have nae seen, but know I should.

King Hippo

In honoUr of Brasil (the Brasil of Balls wager failed), I am wearing a green shirt. I’m not blind nor a ND graduate, so I don’t own many of those.

I also shaved me bollocks. You’re welcome for the TMI.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Never mind the bollocks, what about the sex pistol?

Gumbygirl

Related (not really related)

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ballsofsteelandfury

I think Big Saucy Bangers is the title of a video I saw when I was doing the Pornhub search posts…

ballsofsteelandfury

Uf! Who puts in 9 x 9s on a home??

Sorry to hear about that, BGR!

I’m assuming there was no chance of encapsulating and just having the floor slightly higher than planned?

Gumbygirl

That sucks. I woke up this morning to some weird ass electronic nonsense on the gas stove. The burners work, but not the oven, and the display says it’s roasting, baking broiling, cleaning, and the door is locked. None of that is actually happening. We pulled it away from the wall, which is skeery with a gas stove, unplugged it and hoped it would reset. Nope! So then we looked for the manual online. It’s so old there isn’t one. Christ. We will be buying a new one this week.

ballsofsteelandfury

That sucks. Hope you don’t get any more surprises.