What’s In a Name? Saturday Night Openness

I am taking over Saturday night duties.  Which, until JV NFL starts, will be kind of awkward and empty.  I don’t even have EPL results to bitch about today (United humped Everton 4-nil in a friendly, but that’s MOAR LIEK “sun rose in the East” kind of news).

Someone mentioned (maybe on Slack) that we should have a fantasy team nomenclature post.  So, let’s get to it!

In my keeper/auction league, I have gone with Goyim Space Lasers.  I just absolutely LOVE the word “Goyim” plus there is a filthy Globalist smh in my league already.  I don’t need to cause any confusion.

The problem was “picture/gif” (I ain’t looking at Q-anon Barbie’s disgusting face all season), so I Googled “space lasers” and found a nice forest fire pic.  It was related to a San Francisco Chronicle article, where State authorities were seriously asking the public to please stop calling in and asking about space lasers.

What the fuck is wrong with humanity?  Oh well, nothing that #NuAIDS 2 – Delta Force! can’t handle.

Hit us up with your ideas, both ones you will use, and those that are hilariously offensive but you don’t have the bollocks to actually run with.

Actual sportsball?  Grumpy Old Man LaRussa and the Bastard Man Small Bears are on ABC for some reason (7p EST).  They’s a MexiDouble on TUDN (America y Puebla at 8p, Tigres y Santos at 10p).  Random friendly between Sevilla and Aston Villa (now Jack Grealish is a Cunt-free!) on ESPN2 (10p).  I assume the Olympics are still on, Hippo just ain’t care.  Probably some varietal of el beisbol, but Hippo ain’t care even less.