As many of you know, I like to complain. The weather, sports, politics, nothing ever seems to be good enough for Brocky. Naturally this extends to fantasy football, the thing that is supposed to distract me from those things. Such misfortune can’t possibly be the result of my own ineptitude,
THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS NIGH! YAAAAAAAAAAY! And with it, fantasy football also starts in earnest. Our very own TrollSoHardUniversity has been tackling fantasy and legal questions like Joe Mixon takes down restaurant patrons, and he will continue to do that throughout the season, until he gets bored, sued, or until Cuntler
NFL News: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The opening of the new joint Rams and Chargers stadium in Inglewood, Calif., has been delayed until 2020. Unexpected rainfall this winter has slowed work on site excavation & foundation preparation. Per the L.A. Times, water at times stood up to 12 to 15 feet deep from
[Free Ballin' Football Podcast Collective Editor's Note: I'd be derelict in my duties if I didn't give full credit to Josh for this ridiculously amazing storytime. He's a special one!] ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and across the NFL Not a creature was stirring, except for LeGarrette Blount and Le’Veon Bell There were
Scene: Everyone at the DFO Clubhouse is diligently creating the best dick jokes on the internet. All of a sudden they hear a commotion outside and someone screaming, seemingly into a phone. The noise dies down but just as everyone goes back to work... [DOOR FLIES OPEN] Courier: Sorry about the noise, these
Thanks to Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Darkest Timeline Zach Morris' connections in Hollywood, we're bringing in a special guest to provide fantasy football advice this week: star of stage and screen GARY OLDMAN! --- DOORFLIESOPEN: Gary I can't tell how thrilled we are to have you providing our readers with fantasy football advice this week.
[3:30 sunlight shines into nursing home room with top production values.] Door Flies Open: Oh, Tío! Who knew that underneath your insatiable bloodlust there was an equally intense passion for fantasy football... DFO: Is it true that the Flex position was invented by a mule who ran with you back in Juárez? Tío Salamanca: DingDingDingDing. Nurse: Don’t