Your “Holy Crap! For Real?!” Friday Open Thread

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*deep breath*

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Peyton Manning retired…………Brock Ostweiler signed with the Oilers Texans……….and somehow that became

MARK SANCHEZ HAS SIGNED WITH THE BRONCOS!

At least it wasn’t Tebow.

Opinions may vary. To the games! (all times eastern)

NHL: (5 games total)

  • Flyers @ Lightning – 7:30
  • Ducks @ Blues – 8:00
  • Blackhawks @ Stars – 8:30

NBA: (10 games total)

  • Rockets @ Celtics – 7:30
  • Heat @ Bulls – 8:00
  • Trail Blazers @ Warriors – 10:30

NCAA: 

  • Notre Dame vs #7 UNC – 7:00
  • #22 Baylor vs #1 Kansas – 7:00
  • Alabama vs #16 Kentucky – 7:00
  • #15 Arizona vs #8 Oregon – 9:00
  • #6 Oklahoma vs #9 West Virginia – 9:00
  • #11 Miami vs #4 Virginia – 9:00
  • #24 Cal vs #12 Utah – 11:30

Speculate who Elway will actually anoint down in the comments. NOTHING IS RIDICULOUS AFTER TODAY!

 

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Lothar of the Hill People

Denim shirt and jeans together? 2/10 would not bang.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow.
That is all.

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Lothar of the Hill People

After what happened at the Trump rally last night, get prepared for all sorts of hot taeks about how protesters are suppressing Trump’s/Trump’s supporters’ 1st Amendment rights.

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Wakezilla

Booze has kicked in. Night, ya’ll

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

SRTONG TAKE. Superman is the worst superhero ever. In every incarnation he would rather let the villain win and kill millions of people instead of spending 3 seconds throwing him into space

Still watching Chuck but got reminded the worst Superman ever shows up later in the show

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Wakezilla

There’s a comic that addresses that and why Batman just doesn’t kill the Joker, etc. The Snyder/Miller version of Superman is pretty bullshit though. But that’s because they hate Superman.

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Unsurprised

Are you sure you’re not thinking of Batman? Because Batman sucks for any number of reasons, with that being only the most obvious.

Superman is awesome. If you haven’t read All-Star Superman, you’re missing out. Superman doesn’t let anyone die.

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Wakezilla

Neither are matching their thongs, hair messy, trying to hard to look in deep thought, combine them together, 4/10, would not bang. SMH

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sweet dreams.

http://56.media.tumblr.com/bad31eede5e9770e957e539d0919b7c8/tumblr_nj7aad29ZQ1s1vn29o1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Time to head out.

http://57.media.tumblr.com/1e2bbecd4491834e5e76fef78547246d/tumblr_nrqsvzvu1w1s3mivlo1_400.gif

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Wakezilla

My spirit animal, whatever the shit that means

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Wakezilla

Mmmm. Donuts. . .

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Wakezilla

Those socks are a deal breaker

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Wakezilla

Someone tell her to fix her damn neckless! 3/10, would not bang

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Helen Mirren.

http://57.media.tumblr.com/b73b289a1be396f3efd7e22c628d2ed1/tumblr_o2l18a6Yks1rfh1a7o1_500.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Alyssa Sutherland

http://56.media.tumblr.com/0dc527290b974e37d03ceb0de6160bf5/tumblr_o38bc8EA2X1rcrc2qo1_1280.jpg

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Wakezilla

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WCS

Apparently, Keith Emerson died today. That’s a shame. He rocked those keyboards.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Aubrey Plaza with very little makeup.

http://56.media.tumblr.com/e2cec4710f4d4353b9d170e4bc1446f4/tumblr_o3oqb58QG01rcrc2qo1_1280.jpg

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Wakezilla

God bless instagram

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Wakezilla

https://youtu.be/aNoJ0JfoFr4?t=1m

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Wakezilla

Couple of good fights. (And mas sexy!)

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jessica Biel

http://56.media.tumblr.com/3ec1f87360010f89748cc228ff460c2a/tumblr_o3qkcvA5vQ1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg

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Wakezilla

Hard to believe Timberlake cheated on that, allegedly.

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Wakezilla

Pretty good post for it being post #420

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/062314/thenug-6dh1KcL0BU.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WHOA FUCK!! BRAIN FREEZE!

http://57.media.tumblr.com/50c9c18a8739e1bf8cd2ee300df63db6/tumblr_n9i2rg0Y5P1rvfjldo1_500.gif

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WCS

DEEP THOUGHTS

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WCS

One of the weirdest, most gratifying days I’ve had in awhile. Wasn’t just that hoops (or hockey game); something ended today that was a five-year pain in my ass. No, MTWV, it’s not just you and Moose (though it might just be me by now); I’m still trying to piece everything together.
http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/breaking-bad-i-won.gif

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Wakezilla

Congrats on the day. What happened? I missed the news

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Congrats. And I am still around. Watching Chuck and feeling guilty I did absolutely no work on my mom’s computer today to recover her data so she can do her taxes.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://57.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06dqnSeCt1qffkwto1_500.gif

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Wakezilla

I heard Ted Cruz listed Rorschach as one of his favorite Comic book heroes. I don’t think he actually watched the film or comic because Rorschach is fucking insane. Oh. . .

Malin Akerman though

http://1428elm.com/files/2014/02/malin-akerman-malin-akerman-13663266-1024-768.jpg

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

More Yvonne because Moose has been here alone for 30 minutes. I am ashamed of the rest of you, it is barely even bar close time on a Friday

http://i.imgur.com/BPyJmsC.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

With my delusions I’m never alone.

http://57.media.tumblr.com/c5ac75c79def698e04e461c519835e8a/tumblr_mxx6ta3Opo1t0b1clo1_400.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvfe7F2Sn1qz4x8xo1_500.jpg

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WCS

KHARIS ANGRY KHARIS SMASH

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Croooow

Floyd R. Turbo. The original Strong Taek man:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV00ERg8xRQ

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Agnetha Fältskog in creepyville.

http://56.media.tumblr.com/716dd4cfb66a26ba5c767dbe2d03ae14/tumblr_o39ws3ZJ2u1rj28rmo1_1280.jpg

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My dad recently has had another insane idea about his health issues so he has now stopped using sugar and salt in his pizza dough so it is just awful wet dough even if cooked, and he topped tonights with partially frozen uncooked sausage, too much of his sauce he only buys because he likes the actor who makes it and not enough cheese. I really only ate that today so I feel sick and starving at the same time.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Toe the line.

http://56.media.tumblr.com/7297e4719b251fb85da862cb7423a321/tumblr_nz2lae9M0c1qa70eyo1_540.jpg

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laserguru

Whenever a recently divorced mom introduces “Uncle …”

This is the man she is currently fucking.

This destruction of your early childhood dreams has been brought to you by yeah right.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Question; is

http://56.media.tumblr.com/e848375164adf50ff330b23d0d3eccdd/tumblr_o3upewGWFr1ric2iqo4_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

and relation to

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WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://57.media.tumblr.com/7743ebdcbd18c447e29a3664606ad9bf/tumblr_nd3iu3uPV11r3i95ho5_250.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I wish I would had know this before:

Michael Bolton, “Dune”, 1984.

http://56.media.tumblr.com/0b49a2ce40c638ca82d43ceeefcd6b99/tumblr_o3ml4p1f0l1r0hgato1_1280.jpg

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laserguru

I’m afraid you’ve gone too deep in the prurient interest to understand what we are trying to do here.

Got to class you’re shit up, yo?

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laserguru

Whoa, not again>

Damn bourbon.

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laserguru

This is really good bourbon.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What? It’s Sexy Friday. I guess every thread now turns into sexy something, but hey; who needs women on the site anyway?

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laserguru

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Butt…………..

http://56.media.tumblr.com/051ca59b646ea606898643fbd62cf3a6/tumblr_o3ussfSrsn1rlb6iho1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://56.media.tumblr.com/aa236d06a1bd19251963135fda6f05eb/tumblr_nulpamk7Za1uokzn6o2_1280.jpg

Shear Milla.

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laserguru

Is that Peggy from Mad Men?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I guess you are kidding…..

If not.

http://56.media.tumblr.com/0b49a2ce40c638ca82d43ceeefcd6b99/tumblr_o3ml4p1f0l1r0hgato1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, fuck.

It’s Milla.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000170/

No bourbon either.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am watching Chuck. So some Yvonne between eps

http://img.pandawhale.com/130999-yvonne-strahovski-chuck-hot-bi-QvMf.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

ESPN; gets another breaking story:

https://vine.co/v/iXT7QPXwzYJ

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