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Your “Holy Crap! For Real?!” Friday Open Thread

Beerguyrob

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*deep breath*

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Peyton Manning retired…………Brock Ostweiler signed with the Oilers Texans……….and somehow that became

MARK SANCHEZ HAS SIGNED WITH THE BRONCOS!

At least it wasn’t Tebow.

Opinions may vary. To the games! (all times eastern)

NHL: (5 games total)

  • Flyers @ Lightning – 7:30
  • Ducks @ Blues – 8:00
  • Blackhawks @ Stars – 8:30

NBA: (10 games total)

  • Rockets @ Celtics – 7:30
  • Heat @ Bulls – 8:00
  • Trail Blazers @ Warriors – 10:30

NCAA: 

  • Notre Dame vs #7 UNC – 7:00
  • #22 Baylor vs #1 Kansas – 7:00
  • Alabama vs #16 Kentucky – 7:00
  • #15 Arizona vs #8 Oregon – 9:00
  • #6 Oklahoma vs #9 West Virginia – 9:00
  • #11 Miami vs #4 Virginia – 9:00
  • #24 Cal vs #12 Utah – 11:30

Speculate who Elway will actually anoint down in the comments. NOTHING IS RIDICULOUS AFTER TODAY!

 

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JustStopDude

It was a good and drunk night. Things were said, songs were sang, potentially legal and illegal things were to occur…most righteously.

Now I need to go bleach my dick…

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Sill Bimmons

There are two different bakers of Thin Mints:

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/54f8c15769bedd77626eb466-1200-572/fixeeeeeedddd.png

Yet another way they divide us.

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Senor Weaselo

ELP’s magnum opus. Should be bedtime now. Good night, friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLS0Med0s6E

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Before I go back to Netflix. Boobs and then a woman playing soccer

http://56.media.tumblr.com/55e4e4fe4ba647a048663dfc3bbb903e/tumblr_o3swc9BwnB1v6gnqao1_1280.jpg

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

The gauntlet has been thrown again. I like Thin Mints. Both of the Peanut butter cookies are obviously better. I am not insane.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Come at him bros!

*Must have a glass of milk

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Croooow

Long Beach State has cool uniforms.

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Horatio Cornblower

I think UCONN should probably get in as an 11 seed but if they don’t they really have no one to blame but themselves.

There’s my hot NCAA basketball taek.

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Croooow

West Virginia held Buddy Hield to 1 FG and six points. That is very impressive.

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Horatio Cornblower

Indiana upset in the post-season?

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Senor Weaselo

Warriors hit 100. There’s 5 minutes left. In the 3rd.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Last Olivia…I need zzzzz’s.
Congrats WCS.
http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/2766205/534full-olivia-paige.jpg

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Horatio Cornblower

Ridiculous shoes. 2/10. Would not bang.

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WCS

Heild’s shot was called off?

“WVU’s Big Break”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“BREAKING NEWS: The Denver Broncos sign veteran quarterback, Uncle Rico, from Idaho. VP of Football operations and General Manager, John Elway said, ‘The guy can throw a football over them Rocky Mountains.’”

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Beerguyrob

Forgive my absence. I am drunk and at a hockey game. I realize they aren’t mutually exclusive activities, but I have made them so.

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure I’ve ever been at a hockey game sober.

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The Maestro

In Quebec, you get chastised if you’re sober at the game.

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Beerguyrob

It’s a junior game, so sometimes peer pressure from the families makes you stop. NOT ME!

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The Maestro

I grew watching the Gatineau Olympiques play at Arena Robert-Guertin, which is the most rinky-dink, asbestos-riddled hunk of shit of a rink there ever was. But my god, does it ooze character. Still love going to games there from time to time.

My favourite reoccurring story is getting tickets in the visitor’s net end sitting behind these four women – daughter, mother, grandmother, great-grandmother, between about 25 and 85. They’re all absolutely fucking toasted, with about 10 teeth and 5 brain cells between the 4 of them. The ferocity of seeing these women talking shit at the refs and opposing goalie – “pourri, pourri, hosties, calices, hosties des pourri du calices du tabernak”, etc. etc. made me grow up pretty fucking quick.

Junior hockey is a magical, magical experience.

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Beerguyrob

That’s why I will keep going until they move the team or shutter the franchise.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I haven’t even played a hockey game sober since High School

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Wakezilla

Did the Giants have a cheap drink night?

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WCS

WHAT’S THE SQUARE ROOT OF THIS APARTMENT
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Horatio Cornblower

Um, opiates?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Col. Duke LaCross

“Katie got some big-ass tittays”

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theeWeeBabySeamus

WCS’s couch might need a good scotchguarding.
Just saying.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Alright then get out your gas cans and zippos
http://t03.deviantart.net/LgOuVSV8lrn_7xQoHsO2EhHEeDs=/300×200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre07/03a9/th/pre/i/2007/247/4/1/the_burning_couch_by_nixa07.jpg

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh man the shot was still on his fingers. This is getting called back.

We’re a couple of minutes away from the announcer screaming “BAH GAWD, THAT’S STONE COLD’S MUSIC” while music blares and Bob Huggins cleans house with a steel chair.

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Sill Bimmons

TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Definitely after the buzzer.
Shut up Musberger.

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laserguru

It’s a long cut but if you want guitar? Here you go.

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Horatio Cornblower

I see Oklahoma has been taking lessons from UCONN.

Jesus.

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Croooow

March Madness.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

God hates WCS

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Sill Bimmons

no fucking way

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Wooo!!!!
WCS can now unclench.
Whooops…maybe not.
That was after the buzzer….I think.

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Sill Bimmons

bzt

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Why is everybody acting like they signed Sanchez to be a long term starter instead of a back-up or band-aide; have you not been paying ANY attention to the sport?

Besides; they won a SB without a QB just a few months ago.

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Horatio Cornblower

Because it’s funnier.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, that’s true. But jokes to be really funny have to have some basis in fact.

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Beerguyrob

Like the Peyton stories?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, like those…. wait that’s not funny, that’s just assholishness on several parts and just depressing.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It also has a ring of your typical fan reaction, which I should have expected I guess.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sounds like the local fans losing their collective shit today.

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Senor Weaselo

Great Gate of Kiev from ELP’s Pictures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ovyF9g3GjA

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Horatio Cornblower

Meanwhile, at the WCS household…

http://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/166/12166/194962.jpg

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theeWeeBabySeamus

This made me laugh.
Again…I feel shame.
“Come on, Buddy”
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpji0zJgj1qi7deco1_500.gif

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Senor Weaselo

What’s Bill Murray doing on Colbert and why is he wearing an Xavier cap? And how do I know that’s an Xavier cap, other than I can’t think of anything else with an X?

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Horatio Cornblower

Is it just me or is Brent Musberger losing it?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

‘Tis not just you.
He’s been a uuuuuge douche since the mid 80s. Probably longer than that.
I hate him as much as Dickie V babee!!!! When the two are together, I actually wish for the universe to implode.

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Horatio Cornblower

He’s always been kind of a douche but watching the last two games, admittedly sporadically, he doesn’t seem exactly aware of what’s going on all the time.

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The Maestro

So, uhhh, folks… the Warriors just scored 81 points in the first half.

81.

Anyways, as you were.

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Senor Weaselo

So they’re mad about Lillard dropping 51 on them that game?

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The Maestro

Yeah, they’re killing Dame tonight.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK…I must convey my deepest apologies to the kommentariat for not having posted this one sooner.
I now feel shame…and will go and self flagellate…which as far as you know is NOT a euphemism for masturbate.
But….one never knows.
http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/2693353/1118full-olivia-paige.jpg

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WCS

me rn
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Holee sheeit dude. I was kidding before.
But I gotta say that it is comforting to know NCSU isn’t the only team which chokes away 2nd half leads.
But cousins gonna get a second wind….they’re fine.
They’re fiiiinnneee.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Is it just me or does the Miami coach look like a Chinese ripoff version of Jim Boeheim?

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WCS

That’s just a perfect assessment.

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Sill Bimmons

His non-union Cantonese replacement?

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