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Learning to Love Unflavoured Ice Milk (Donks 2019 Preview)
You know, call me crazy, but I have never been the world’s biggest Joe Flacco fan. I mean, the memes are fantastic, but as…
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Donks at the 2018 Bye – Regrets, We’ve Had a Few
Alas, the Swag Wagon is empty, after a certain somebody stumbled crunk out of Von Miller’s Halloween party and into a total stranger’s abode. …
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Offseason QB Interviews! – Denver edition.
Ahhh yeaahh Denver. Mountains? Check. Good beer? Check. Legal weed? Check. QB interview? Well, we shall just see about that. I have absolutely no…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Denver Broncos
Quarterbacks. The bane of a team’s success. That team can have one of the best defences in the NFL, but if they don’t have…
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Donks at the 2017 Bye – Home Sweet Home
After 4 weeks, it’s really too early to draw any firm conclusions. That said, perhaps the Donks are just a hair better than I…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Project Manhigh
Green Russell, Larimer Square. 2:47 am, August 9th, 2016 Standing behind the back bar, two mixologists are silently bickering about the cell phone use of…
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Offseason #Content: Brock or Mark
So let’s get right to it. Brock Osweiler signed a 4-year, $72 million contract with the Houston Texans in March. Three days later, to fill the…
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Your “Holy Crap! For Real?!” Friday Open Thread
*deep breath* … … Peyton Manning retired…………Brock Ostweiler signed with the Oilers Texans……….and somehow that became MARK SANCHEZ HAS SIGNED WITH THE BRONCOS! At…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
I missed last night’s abortion of a game between Seattle and San Fran, so I guess that makes me one of the lucky ones.…