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Scotchy is having access issues, which hopefully get resolved.  WE NEED OUR SCOTCHY!

In the interim, kvetch about your fantasy squadron, your abyssmal Saturday gambling (hangs head in shame, blew half my stack and almost 2 weeks of steady good work), and/or the Men Untied/Hammers match.

Black Power David Moyes.  You’ll never unsee that!

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I figured out how to get SAP running for the Raiders game and based on my limited understanding man oh man are these announcers homers for the Steelers.

blaxabbath

WE NEED OUR SCOTCHY!”

-Beat cop standing in knee-high Old New York sewer water watching middle-aged homeless men spawn from a dark corner of the crumbling tunnel.

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Game Time Decision

Anyone else watch the PLL championship?

Just me as usual? Lol

NBC now if interested

clint greasewood

Lads ITS TOTTENHAM!!!

Can’t ever count on them to do your dirty work. With slaghead Moyers doing a typical big brain English management job earlier. I guess Liverpool is going to do it on their own.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

After going back and reading Boris and Doris’s DFS preview and revue, I’m sticking with Fournette over Singletary.

You can all mock me after the games wrap.

borisnow

Love the True Lies reference

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Someone else here made that joke on your first post, I’m just Melania-ing it

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Correction, it was Weaselo in the DFO back office.

Not a Clue joke, I’m just a stickler for proper attribution.

Gumbygirl

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My hangover is not on board with this whole “sun coming out” business.

Brick Meathook

The sun is not going up, the horizon is going down.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Damnit, when do the London games start? I hate having to wait all the way until 10 a.m.

borisnow

Hmm…Cards probably allow more yards against, but I also think their D is better than the Bills. Dolphins offense isn’t great though.

blaxabbath

The ARI D is still an interesting proposition to me. I thought Vance was going to come in and MAKE IT HAPPEN but he did not. Now that P2 is gone, I wonder how long a defense can stay motivated behind a stud like Chandler Jones who, with every great performance reminds the GM and the crowd that he’s waiting for a new contract that Keim seems unwillingly to finalize until Jones’ season ends.

I don’t know enough about MIN to have an opinion on this game. But I think it may be worth watching for the first half.

litre_cola

I mean his brother was the backbone of EPMD.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, that’s better than, say, “Muskrat Love” or “My Ding-a-Ling.”

Gumbygirl

You hush, mister. Don’t give my fragile brain any ideas!

Dunstan

Andrew Dice Clay nods appreciatively.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I know absolutely nothing about FF. It occurs to me this morning that I never see anyone doing FF for college football. Is there a reason for this? And don’t make me convulse with laughter with some “preserve the integrity of the game” horseshit; this is NCAA football we are talking about.

borisnow

It’s pretty popular in DFS. I don’t know nearly enough though. But it does exist.

Dunstan

Yeah, that’s my guess, as well as a lot of matchup weirdness. You know you’d end up losing your matchup to the research fiend who knew to pick up the entire receiving corps of Mediocre State because they were playing Cupcake University.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I guess it’s hard to say from one week to the next who is going to perform well against a team they only play every fifteen years. Too many variables.

Redshirt

Family (while on phones watching tv): “Gee, Redshirt. You look stressed?”

Me (doing the job of four people closing the pool for winter): “No reason.”

Family: “Are you going to put a ball or something under the winter cover to keep the cover from touching the water.”

Me (looking at three possible somethings I can put under the winter cover): “I’m considering it.”

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Anthony In TX

My wife and daughter are looking at me sideways because I’m laughing way too hard at “looking at three possible somethings I can put under the winter cover”

Viva La Tabula Raza

I think you might have to take flotational factors into consideration; long-term over the winter I can’t imagine they’d be of much help once spring rolled around.

Gumbygirl

You know what that means. Prolonged heatwave in Cincinnati!

Horatio Cornblower

Has Scotchy tried clearing his cache? And by that I mean moving the icebox with the hobo parts away from the modem?

borisnow

Anyone who followed my article, I just heard that Peyton Barber might be starting today. I wasn’t really on Drake, but I am even less on him now. Drake should still get passing down work and the Raiders will likely play from behind.

Fronkenshteen

Mark Noble? Ice cold off the bench? Fuck everything.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s a penalty kick; what could go wr…

Oh. Oh dear.

litre_cola

Note. If you leave a Polish sausage from Costco out of the fridge overnight it still holds up but the stomach pains are quite something. Could be the 3 cups of black coffee too though.

Fronkenshteen

I wish ManUre had already scored the winner, because now it’s gonna sting like a bitch when they do.

Fronkenshteen

These bastards can keep Pogba, Bruno, and Ronaldo on and STILL sub on Sancho and Lingard in the 75th minute. Fuck me.

Doktor Zymm

So who is moving to Kyiv with me? I think I’m gonna check out apartments when I’m back in November. This place is in the middle of town for under $100k, need to check where the closest cherry bar is though. https://kievintlrealty.com/property-for-sale-in-kiev-sofievskaya-23-19785

herodotus450

Parking in the yard

Sweet, I can work on my Camaro there.

Doktor Zymm

Hell yes you can!

litre_cola

And I will park my Trans Am next to it.
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Doktor Zymm

This place needs to be decorated in a less Ukrainian way, but is right by the Maidan: https://kievintlrealty.com/buy-an-apartment-in-kiev-malopodvalnaya-15-16796
My god, that kitchen wallpaper, LOL

Gumbygirl

4th floor, no elevator? I’m out. AND I must have a bathtub. Get on it, Zymm!

litre_cola
  1. Which local futbol club will we have to support? Preferably not racist but I know that is a stretch in the East.
Doktor Zymm

Dynamo Stadium is really nice though!

Doktor Zymm

Sadly no, but did check out the stadium. It’s in one of the parks near the Dniepro

Doktor Zymm

Photo through the fence

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litre_cola

Arsenal Kyiv, Bilshovyk Kyiv, CSKA Kyiv, KLS Kyiv, Lokomotiv Kyiv, Maccabi Kyiv, Obolon Brovar, Politekyhniky Kyiv, RadTorhSluzhbovtsi Kyiv, Rukh Kyiv, Chicken Kiev.

Doktor Zymm

I have relatives near Lviv and they will yell at you for using Russian there, so that’s a good choice

Gumbygirl

Will they yell at us for English, and a little high school French?

Doktor Zymm

You could go for the Donbas team in exile comment image

Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, it is beyond the Pale.

2Pack

Cant do it. Most of the chicks are dancing here anyways. So if I need that vibe, I just visit a “gentlemens” club.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I went to a men’s club over by Aviano once. IIRC, it was called “Millecento Lire Lap Dance.” They didn’t even open until 2300 hrs. The only time I went there, some Mormon guy who was TDY from Hill AFB asked me if the lap dances were really only a thousand Lire. I told him no, and to think of it like Motel 6 or something; no, there are no six dollar rooms available. I guess the guy was the only Mormon on their contingent and therefore was able to go drinking and otherwise participate in sleazery and debauchery.

2Pack

I estimate 20% of the paratroopers in the 173rd are either dating, or have married, Ukrainian pole dancers… they are all over the PX.

Viva La Tabula Raza

And the dancer will file for divorce as soon as she is safely landed in the states.
My salad days over there were 20 years ago. EU was just coming on line. Not many Eastern Euros around back then except maybe some Roma gypsies or Albanians. Biggest concern back then was tripping over the the blankets of shit laid out for sale on the Metro and Ferrovia terminal floors by the Eritreans.

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2Pack

They have cleaned much of that up. But the new EU member countries have now added thier folks to the mix.

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t think we’re all gonna fit in that.

Dunstan

“Is a cherry bar what I hope it is?” — Matt Gaetz

Anthony In TX

I will never, ever get tired of “Matt Gaetz is a pedophile” jokes

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fournette or Singletary?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Which one is Monty!?

litre_cola

Singleterry IMO

Fronkenshteen

Brighton at it again. Them and Villa are absolute mysteries to me.

Horatio Cornblower

I spend most of every game hoping that Maupay dies on the pitch.

Fronkenshteen

Choose two:
CE-H @Balmer
Chase Edmonds v MIN
Chris Carson v TEN
D. Swift @ GB

Thanks

litre_cola

Not Chase Edmonds, and Swifty is Monday and has picked up a knock so there is my answer.

litre_cola

G’mornin, just turned on the teeveee in time for a Hammergol.

Yes Hippo, I had a bad gambling day yesterday as well.

Fronkenshteen

They look good, but having Ronaldo is like there’s a goddamn panther on their squadron.

2Pack

Place holders preform an important function.

2Pack

critical for us OCD mofos