To The Games!
Packers/Bears:
My kingdom for a competent qb! GB’s secondary is quite generous and now Kevin King is down and out. You’d think that A-Rob will finally feast but he’s wonky because the Bears passing game has produced all of 566 yards in five weeks. Davante has no such issues-he has 42 more targets than the next wr. What can you say, the guy gets open.
Bengals/Lions
With the exception of that 24-10 whooping that they gave the Steelers, all of Cincy’s games have been decided by 3 points. Winning close games is good for a young team that is finding their way. Now if Zac Taylor decision-making improves…
Texans/Colts:
Did Davis Mills’ heart (and ability) grow three sizes last week? The Pats forced him to throw downfield which was not a strength of his and he responded with a 7-10, 211 yards, 3 TDs line. Is this the start of something?
Rams/Giants:
Say a prayer for the retreads and never-were’s that constitute NY’s interior o-line because The Donald is coming to town. PFF ranks that part of the line as 27th in pass-blocking efficiency. Is Kadarius elusive? Over the last two games he’s created 8 missed tackles and at 190 pounds, he’s not exactly stiff-arming his way to that total.
Chiefs/TEAM:
What’s happening with Washington’s D? The d-line’s numbers in pass rush and run stop rates are top 15 so they’re okay. It’s the coverage that the secondary, particularly safeties Collins and McCain, are not providing that is the problem. Last I heard, McLaurin was playing.
Vikes/Panthers:
McCaffrey is on the shelf (IR) and Darnold did his bit by rushing for 5 TD’s over two games but you had to know that was an outlier. No one will remember their 3-0 start as they try to work their way through the league’s 2nd-hardest remaining schedule.
Chargers/Ravens:
Something called Carson Wentz went for 402 yards vs these formerly formidable birds so Herbert might have himself a day. If you have Mike Williams in fantasy, congrats, you did a good. He’s trending towards playing.
Say what you will about Sam Darnold’s appearance, this drive has me convinced he’s one of those idiot-savants, at worse.
Sudden Game of Change
We have bananacakes in Carolina!
SCORIGAMI!
NFL Dead Zone
Who would have thunk it, LOLfins/Jaguras was the BEST of the early fixtures??
MIA fans
My favorite thing is a sad Justin Herbert on the sidelines, with his coach INSISTING that the Disney Channel will be back.
Hail Nary a Mary in Soldier
This town gon drank ALL the gravy tonight.
The Chi**** crowd is apparently like family to A.A. Ron.
Scott Hansen referenced Scorinami WOO
Are the Texas Texans just that bad‽ Because I refuse to believe the dolts are good.
The who what now?
TY gets owwie. He gets up, crowd acts like jebus came back.
And it didn’t even take 3 days!
Good thing the Giants yanked Jones out of the concussion protocol for this.
I wonder if Corona is gonna fire Romo and bring back Gruden as call-desk support.
The Corona virus would do less damage as the spokesperson.
Every time they give the name of the announcer of this Texans game, I think of Nixon’s first VP.
I’d like to see Kevin Hart make some penalty calls like a Ref.
Ah, Team reverting to the mean
This early slot has more blowouts than a Republican sorority fundraiser
And cue the 4th quarter collapse. Horseys can’t count.
It’s true, even those trained horses that can supposedly do arithmetic are really just following cues from a human that gives them treats
Akiem Hicks, injured.
Water, wet.
The Ravens Super Bowl ring hats, the tackiest thing ever?
Up there. That’s for sure
Even RuPaul finds them garish.
I’d say the tackiest thing *ever* would be “a masseuse’s hand towel after a visit from Bob Kraft” but those hats are not a terribly distant second.
We go to the Meadowlands, where the Giants have the ball
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W4DKLqnyBAQ
Consecutive offsides on 3rd and 10, Dacteds gonna Dacted after all.
lul WTFs lined up offsides
I genuinely believe that Monica Seles should sue DirecTV for Willfull Infliction of Emotional Distress
/is married to a lawyer, so I know better than to ask her about stuff like this and find out that it would be a dumb instant loser of a lawsuit
Fun fact: the popup medical tents cost 8 grand each.
I mean, you gotta pay if ya wants TEH MAGIC!
Them FEMA-grade tarps ain’t cheap
We obvs trust DonT on all matters tarp!
/ducks
playing Returnal on the ps5 to simulate the futility of Dolphins fandom
I am not at all familiar with this horsey team.
NC State up to #18 in the new poll (Sanchize territory). Beat Miami next week, get into Chmura range. Maybe even Trestman??
I’m digging the hell of these 4th & short, field position deniers. Amen, bros.
Going for it on 4th in the 3rd from your 19
Will the Lyons win a game this year?
I bet they win Thanksgiving
vs. Vanderbilt? I dunno…
And now I’ve replaced the stabilization rod in the bathroom above the table rack (that the shitty painters removed and didn’t put back) and wiped down the whole thing. Woo, productive!
marinating wings is the best I can manage today, still better than the dolphins
Marinated wings sound tasty
What is this “table rack” and why don’t I have one? You is fancy!
Excuse me, I meant toilet rack. It is almost exactly this:
Ohhh.That makes sense.
It really needs to be cross braced, might rig something later
Last year, Patrick Mahomes had a particularly great game with some heroic throws (I don’t remember the opponent) and my Twitter feed was FULL of people declaring him the undisputed GOAT.
He’s obviously one of the best and most talented QBs in the NFL, but I was legitimately shocked at how many people were ready to hand him the crown of “greatest QB ever.”
He’s come down to earth a bit this season and I don’t know why, but I wonder if those people calling him the GOAT would be willing to stand by their convictions from 2020.
New show coming to Fox this fall. EMT:New York Giants
NYC Black And Blue cuz they are always showing their ass
FattyCEPTION!!!
I tried telling Mrs Sharkbait that 28-3 wasn’t an insurmountable lead, but couldn’t say it with a straight face. She’s less than thrilled.
Tell her at least Dimebag won’t remember this game, so he’ll easily be able to wipe the slate clean for next week.
The kicker is she started RAMMMMIT D and Henderson. So at least her team is doing well
It’s almost like playing a guy with scrambled eggs for brains ain’t a good idea.
It is time to snack
Thats Andy Reid version of a salad
We would have also accepted “light breakfast”
I’m gonna make “SWEET MAUI ONION!” a new expression, along with “Tiffany, you useless lesbian!”
This Giant team may not be very good.
Mahomes paying the Patrick price.
Is Team D getting their groove back, or is Mahomes just having a shitty day?
Head and Shoulders curse
Justin Fields showing those OSU QB smarts
Touch of Downs counter-raises with 5/17 and a pick, and two consecutive timeouts
Seals jonze
I do like the Bears’ socks. Ublike the Bears, stripes are underrated.
Some teams that have awesome sock stripes in their history have gone solid-sock, which is just a massive downgrade, visually speaking.
“I’d line Lamar up on the sideline with that defender coming in low any day!”
-M Shanahan
I did some half-assed work around the condo this morning, so I think it is now wine and cheez balls time!
I have vodka chilling for the Dallas game. Hate Drinking or Happy Drinking – its really the same
Well deserved.
Didja get the painting done?
It is gonna takes months to get it all done cuz I am only doing about a wall per day, but I did assemble a table, carry some stuff up from the basement, take out a bunch of empty boxes, dust the radiators, and wash a few dishes. Also figured out what I need to buy to rewire the vintage lighting fixtue I bought
I don’t think this is the first time Rodgers has had his way with a bunch of Bears
Prayers for all the Chili’s waitresses in Heathrow Airport now that Urban has a W under his belt.
::Grins::
-U. Meyer, carefully filing his nails
>…under his belt.
More like “under the apron” but I get your drift.