All, as I had the day off, not according to my company, but I acted as if I did, I forgot about the Warhammer post. So tonight I am just going to post Sir David Attenbourgh talking about the Dark Eldar. They make the Drow look like a bunch of vegan pacifist cosplayers. They literally live off the suffering of others, consuming the pain, terror, and agony of their victims. The chick’s are hot though in that crazy hot goth way, and you can be certain they WILL hurt you. Also, they have cool flying jet bikes and I will have a more in depth post next week.
https://youtu.be/6tT63N3LDuo
So comment below on the hockey being played or the basedball.
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Rikki here, slipping in with another fly-by-night edition of DFO Radio. This was from our “Sports” theme a few weeks ago, and I don’t think it’s been posted here yet, so here we go!
O AN U NOE AYO GON DRANK BULLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAT CHUH CHUH
Bar restocking is scheduled for tomorrow sadly. Hopefully I can sleep though.
FREE HOCKEY! AND HEART ATTACKS.
I’ll miss you all.
WOOOOOOOO
My heart rate arriving home, 30 minutes after the game finished, is still 120. Reached a high of 165 after the game winner.
Remember the rule- no dying.
The Kraken just dropped a kraken in Ayo’s cereal.
No fat lady is singing yet
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A little bit of banjo goes a long way.
Bats are awesome. Or the recursive acronym, Bats Are The Shit
WINCINNATI on Twitter: “WINCINNATI MOOD. #ATOBTTR https://t.co/aV7eXSfJDH” / Twitter
You may be seeing this GIF in the future.
Goddamnit Tampa. You had one job.
Take these Lightning out of the microwave and smother them in gravy because they are DONE
I made creamed spinach tonight and had only about half as much spinach as I needed. It was obscenely decadent. It was basically gout in a bowl.
That sounds amazing
Oh I forgot to mention it included hunks of crisped pork belly.
Yum!
Gout in a bowl? HEY ANDY!!!
Morning (evening) folks
I almost went to a rodeo in Montana, but we decided to hang out in our rv and get high instead.
https://youtu.be/DAp7FvZ5Opw
I did NOT see that coming!*
*totally saw that coming
Got free USO tickets for one in El Paso and had a surprisingly good time.
How many other pictures do you have of me?!
Your family keeps selling you out Bro.
Well goddammit. I haven’t seen a guy named Akira be a wild card and turn the tables since… the last time I played Persona 5.
Possibly lost in all the news today is the Coach Prime Experience hitting some turbulence.
Look: Football World Reacts To Mass Exodus Of Colorado Players (msn.com)
That’s going to be an absolute disaster and it couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.
I can’t hold it any longer. Here goes…
What We Do in The Shadows is WOW.
Best thing ever since Arrested Development on Fox tv (YMMV).
Thanks DFO for letting me know that Matt Berry exists. Guy is OMG hilarious.
Nandor the Relentless, for me, is the funniest cat ever:
“This is your hot take? You object to the choreography?”
Only seen 2 seasons. Wanna really enjoy it.
The 3rd season, for me, was a little off but in hindsight I can see why they did what they did. The 4th season is off-the-wall insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=872_7q9tqxw
Only three more sleeps until
Christmas, er, the draft.I stayed awake until ALMOST TEN, I consider this both training for Th/Fr, and also a true life accomplishment.
Staying up for the Giants pick in the 1st round of the draft hasn’t been a problem for me for quite some time [go figure]. Having a mid-20’s pick out of the blue is something of an undiscovered country for this 50+ year-old.
I know. After years of the Bengals picking before the 1st commercial break, the past few years have been torture on my circadian rhythm.
Well, made it home, time to tune in to Tucker Carlson, and …
OH NO! THE WOKE MOB FINALLY GOT HIM!
“LET’S TAR AND VEGAN FEATHER HIM!”
-The Woke Mob
The woke mob tried to do that to me once, but then they started arguing over whether there was a carbon-neutral alternative to tar, and I escaped while they were debating whether to do a land acknowledgment first.
The MAGA mob tried to tar and feather me when they found out I was anti-Trump, but then I counter-shamed them by accusing them of being sellouts by using synthetic, Chinese feathers instead of real, God-fearing American feathers.
Which hue of the hour-long pic of the swastika did the survivors of the purge provide?
Canudian announcers cry-talking when the Leafs are losing is a great sound
It warms the cockles of my, uh, rectum.
My childhood memories are filled with Marty Brennaman and Joe Nuxhall riffing the Reds when they were bad. It was like a baseball version of MST3K every night.
We’ve a spate of cold weather going on here so I started a fire in the fireplace. Immediately our two dogs laid down in front of it and I thought, “How important it must be in their ancient dog brains to seek out a source of warmth”.
It is once again time to Release the Playoff Kraken. Hopefully more successfully than last time.
Let no one (from Quebec) forget that the Lightning traded Johnathan Drouin for Mikael Sergachev
Are any of our Imaginary Maple Buddy-Guys old school Nordiques supporters?
I was one by default because I hated the Habs so much.
True Anecdote-
Michel Goulet: [on the Nords at the time and comes up to the bar for the 3rd time and orders a beer]
Me: “I guess it’s an easy two points against the Senators, huh?”
MG: [puts on his very serious face] “There are no easy, automatic wins in this league. [walks away]
Me: [mumbles under breath] “Then why are you day-drinking when you have a game in four hours?”
Did they win anyway?
1-1 tie
It was the usual blowout.
Gumby got absolutely shitfaced with John Candelaria in an airport bar in ’79 when the Pirates were last in the World Series. He pitched the next day, won!
The good old days, before baseball players decided to become “healthy” “athletes”
John Kruk approved!
I ordered some delicious sandwiches for dinner from Mr. Pickle’s Sandwich Shop, which also, per the name, makes their own dill pickles as a side. I also got some chips that are ‘funky fusion’ flavored, because I want to know if they’re the US equivalent of All-Dressed chips or something entirely different
I remember that guy from that Very Special Episode of Diffrent Strokes
When he touched Gary Coleman in the toy room?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bicycle_Man
My memory failed. It was a bicycle shop, not a toy shop.
But Gary Coleman did play the part of a toy. So you were kinda close.
I think the bike shop guy tried to get him drunk too. That episode was in the syndicated reruns of different strokes when I was a kid.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bicycle_Man
It was a dark leap for Gordon Jump to go from WKRP to Pedophile.
He wasn’t in Cincinnati anymore.
Also messed up that it turns out Willis was being sexually abused IRL by his publicist
And apparently Gary Coleman sexually harassed Molly Shannon.
too many ppls touching too many buttholes
Let’s not say things we can’t take back.
Consensual butthole touching is okay!
look, if the BABY JEEBUS wanted us to mess around with buttholes, He wouldn’t have made them smell like that smh
Just ask Scotchy. He has cockles in his rectum.
Are the hot goth chicks that ride jet bikes, from Warhammer, touching buttholes?
They are if I have anything to say about it!
Explains a lot.
SPORTZ!
https://youtu.be/pDyZm4MfYWk