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All, as I had the day off, not according to my company, but I acted as if I did, I forgot about the Warhammer post.  So tonight I am just going to post Sir David Attenbourgh talking about the Dark Eldar.  They make the Drow look like a bunch of vegan pacifist cosplayers.  They literally live off the suffering of others, consuming the pain, terror, and agony of their victims.  The chick’s are hot though in that crazy hot goth way, and you can be certain they WILL hurt you.  Also, they have cool flying jet bikes and I will have a more in depth post next week.

https://youtu.be/6tT63N3LDuo

 

So comment below on the hockey being played or the basedball.

 

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Rikki here, slipping in with another fly-by-night edition of DFO Radio.  This was from our “Sports” theme a few weeks ago, and I don’t think it’s been posted here yet, so here we go!

 

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WCS

O AN U NOE AYO GON DRANK BULLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAT CHUH CHUH

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Mr. Ayo

Bar restocking is scheduled for tomorrow sadly. Hopefully I can sleep though.

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Mr. Ayo

FREE HOCKEY! AND HEART ATTACKS.

I’ll miss you all.

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ballsofsteelandfury

WOOOOOOOO

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Mr. Ayo

My heart rate arriving home, 30 minutes after the game finished, is still 120. Reached a high of 165 after the game winner.

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Gumbygirl

Remember the rule- no dying.

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WCS

The Kraken just dropped a kraken in Ayo’s cereal.

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Mr. Ayo

No fat lady is singing yet

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BugEyedBoo

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WCS

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BugEyedBoo

A little bit of banjo goes a long way.

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Doktor Zymm

Bats are awesome. Or the recursive acronym, Bats Are The Shit

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Redshirt

WINCINNATI on Twitter: “WINCINNATI MOOD. #ATOBTTR https://t.co/aV7eXSfJDH” / Twitter

You may be seeing this GIF in the future.

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Dunstan

Goddamnit Tampa. You had one job.

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herodotus450

Take these Lightning out of the microwave and smother them in gravy because they are DONE

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I made creamed spinach tonight and had only about half as much spinach as I needed. It was obscenely decadent. It was basically gout in a bowl.

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Doktor Zymm

That sounds amazing

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh I forgot to mention it included hunks of crisped pork belly.

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Gumbygirl

Yum!

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Horatio Cornblower

Gout in a bowl? HEY ANDY!!!

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2Pack

Morning (evening) folks

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Gumbygirl

I almost went to a rodeo in Montana, but we decided to hang out in our rv and get high instead.
https://youtu.be/DAp7FvZ5Opw

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scotchnaut

I did NOT see that coming!*

*totally saw that coming

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2Pack

Got free USO tickets for one in El Paso and had a surprisingly good time.

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Redshirt

How many other pictures do you have of me?!

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2Pack

Your family keeps selling you out Bro.

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Senor Weaselo

Well goddammit. I haven’t seen a guy named Akira be a wild card and turn the tables since… the last time I played Persona 5.

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Redshirt

Possibly lost in all the news today is the Coach Prime Experience hitting some turbulence.

Look: Football World Reacts To Mass Exodus Of Colorado Players (msn.com)

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s going to be an absolute disaster and it couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.

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Don T

I can’t hold it any longer. Here goes…

What We Do in The Shadows is WOW.

Best thing ever since Arrested Development on Fox tv (YMMV).
Thanks DFO for letting me know that Matt Berry exists. Guy is OMG hilarious.
Nandor the Relentless, for me, is the funniest cat ever:

“This is your hot take? You object to the choreography?”

Only seen 2 seasons. Wanna really enjoy it.

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Horatio Cornblower

The 3rd season, for me, was a little off but in hindsight I can see why they did what they did. The 4th season is off-the-wall insane.

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scotchnaut

Only three more sleeps until Christmas, er, the draft.

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King Hippo

I stayed awake until ALMOST TEN, I consider this both training for Th/Fr, and also a true life accomplishment.

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scotchnaut

Staying up for the Giants pick in the 1st round of the draft hasn’t been a problem for me for quite some time [go figure]. Having a mid-20’s pick out of the blue is something of an undiscovered country for this 50+ year-old.

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Redshirt

I know. After years of the Bengals picking before the 1st commercial break, the past few years have been torture on my circadian rhythm.

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Dunstan

Well, made it home, time to tune in to Tucker Carlson, and …

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

OH NO! THE WOKE MOB FINALLY GOT HIM!

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Doktor Zymm

“LET’S TAR AND VEGAN FEATHER HIM!”
-The Woke Mob

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Dunstan

The woke mob tried to do that to me once, but then they started arguing over whether there was a carbon-neutral alternative to tar, and I escaped while they were debating whether to do a land acknowledgment first.

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Redshirt

The MAGA mob tried to tar and feather me when they found out I was anti-Trump, but then I counter-shamed them by accusing them of being sellouts by using synthetic, Chinese feathers instead of real, God-fearing American feathers.

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scotchnaut

Which hue of the hour-long pic of the swastika did the survivors of the purge provide?

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herodotus450

Canudian announcers cry-talking when the Leafs are losing is a great sound

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scotchnaut

It warms the cockles of my, uh, rectum.

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Redshirt

My childhood memories are filled with Marty Brennaman and Joe Nuxhall riffing the Reds when they were bad. It was like a baseball version of MST3K every night.

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scotchnaut

We’ve a spate of cold weather going on here so I started a fire in the fireplace. Immediately our two dogs laid down in front of it and I thought, “How important it must be in their ancient dog brains to seek out a source of warmth”.

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herodotus450

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Mr. Ayo

It is once again time to Release the Playoff Kraken. Hopefully more successfully than last time.

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herodotus450

Let no one (from Quebec) forget that the Lightning traded Johnathan Drouin for Mikael Sergachev

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King Hippo

Are any of our Imaginary Maple Buddy-Guys old school Nordiques supporters?

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scotchnaut

I was one by default because I hated the Habs so much.

True Anecdote-

Michel Goulet: [on the Nords at the time and comes up to the bar for the 3rd time and orders a beer]

Me: “I guess it’s an easy two points against the Senators, huh?”

MG: [puts on his very serious face] “There are no easy, automatic wins in this league. [walks away]

Me: [mumbles under breath] “Then why are you day-drinking when you have a game in four hours?”

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King Hippo

Did they win anyway?

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WCS

1-1 tie

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scotchnaut

It was the usual blowout.

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Gumbygirl

Gumby got absolutely shitfaced with John Candelaria in an airport bar in ’79 when the Pirates were last in the World Series. He pitched the next day, won!

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Doktor Zymm

The good old days, before baseball players decided to become “healthy” “athletes”

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BugEyedBoo

John Kruk approved!

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Doktor Zymm

I ordered some delicious sandwiches for dinner from Mr. Pickle’s Sandwich Shop, which also, per the name, makes their own dill pickles as a side. I also got some chips that are ‘funky fusion’ flavored, because I want to know if they’re the US equivalent of All-Dressed chips or something entirely different

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herodotus450

I remember that guy from that Very Special Episode of Diffrent Strokes

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LongtimeLionsLoser

When he touched Gary Coleman in the toy room?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bicycle_Man

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LongtimeLionsLoser

My memory failed. It was a bicycle shop, not a toy shop.

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scotchnaut

But Gary Coleman did play the part of a toy. So you were kinda close.

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LongtimeLionsLoser

I think the bike shop guy tried to get him drunk too. That episode was in the syndicated reruns of different strokes when I was a kid.

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LongtimeLionsLoser

It was a dark leap for Gordon Jump to go from WKRP to Pedophile.

He wasn’t in Cincinnati anymore.

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Doktor Zymm

Also messed up that it turns out Willis was being sexually abused IRL by his publicist

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LongtimeLionsLoser

And apparently Gary Coleman sexually harassed Molly Shannon.

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King Hippo

too many ppls touching too many buttholes

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ballsofsteelandfury

Let’s not say things we can’t take back.

Consensual butthole touching is okay!

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King Hippo

look, if the BABY JEEBUS wanted us to mess around with buttholes, He wouldn’t have made them smell like that smh

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Gumbygirl

Just ask Scotchy. He has cockles in his rectum.

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LongtimeLionsLoser

Are the hot goth chicks that ride jet bikes, from Warhammer, touching buttholes?

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ballsofsteelandfury

They are if I have anything to say about it!

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Gumbygirl

Explains a lot.

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ballsofsteelandfury

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

SPORTZ!

https://youtu.be/pDyZm4MfYWk

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