Good morning folks. I'm putting this together on Saturday morning, since it's a beautiful day here in Connecticut and I'm trying to avoid going outside. I'm actually watching Sheffield United get shit-hammered by Newcastle. Currently 5-1, and probably should be worse, but it's still surprisingly entertaining and Sheffield's keeper has been
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DRAFT NIGHT OPEN THREAD! (plus Reverend Mayhem’s 2024 Final Mock Draft)
So here we are. Clock is ticking. Mistakes will be made, both happy accidents and career-ending missteps. Christmas Morning for our deviant kind. Ho ho ho, bitches. As predicted, whole lotta bullshit spewing from all quarters. Also as predicted, I am not immune to the Draft Brain Slugs that infect the media
Monday Morning Mock Draft: I’ll Get Better At This I Swear
Sorry folks, second week in a row that I forgot that Monday follows Sunday. Very busy weekend followed by last night planning the logistics to the family trip to my Grandmother's funeral mass and burial later this week. Pro-tip, do not live until 99; the last couple of years are not
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Well, That’s One Anyway
Hey, if you had April 15th in your "what Monday will be the first that Horatio forgets to post a mock draft" come on down and collect your winnings. I have no good excuse, I just straight up forgot. So rather than rush one of the good ideas that other people have
Part 2 of Reverend Mayhem’s 2024 Preliminary Mock Draft Mk. 1(Taylor’s Version): Tuesday Open Thread
So that was a week, huh? We laughed, we cried, we pondered what we had done wrong in life to merit the mental picture of Mark Davis shitting in a pot of soup. This part of the draft is even harder to predict, because: 1. Each guess is based on the guesses
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh! Canada!
Morning, eh? Today's the day of the total solar eclipse. My son lives in Burlington, VT, right in the path. We could have gone up and had a free place to stay and see it, but instead I have to deal with two Court hearings, one of them the result
Reverend Mayhem’s 2024 Preliminary Mock Draft Mk. 1, Part 1 (Taylor’s Version): Tuesday Open Thread
HOLLA AT YA BITCHES, IT'S REVEREND MAYHEM ON THE MIC! E'ERYBODY SAY "HOOOOOOOO!" Tough crowd. Moving on. Horatio Cornblower, our resident Mock Draft Maestro, has kindly allowed me to take first swing at this year's NFL Guess Fest. We're still more than three weeks out, but trust me- it's not going to
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Go Long!
People, we have some truly promising drafts coming up, courtesy of one Mr. Rikki Rikki Deadly. I can only assume that the soothing hum of near constant vacuuming has something to do with triggering brain activity that leads to mock draft topics. Or murder, but I'm going to lean into the
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Sing For Me, Monkey!!
This week's idea comes from a new contributor, Senor Weaselo. Or "Weasel" as his friends and apparently Autocorrect call him. Anyway, Senor suggested "concerts you'd go back in time to attend." UConn is playing Northwestern right now, so let's not waste a lot of time here. Was there a concert in
Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is The End
OK, so I'm not gonna lie: I went out and had a few pints this afternoon and kind of forgot about this until 10:19 pm. I then tried to get into Slack because I've got a couple of suggestions in there I was saving for just such an occasion, but
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh God He’s In The 80’s Again!!
Morning folks. Today's the first Monday of Daylight Savings Time, thanks to those fucking farmers. Or something. Whatever. Hopefully you were able to get up on time and aren't late for work, so you can spend the appropriate amount of time avoiding work by participating in this here draft. The 1980's
Monday Morning Mock Draft: And…Scene!
OK, let's make this quick. This topic was between this and another one, (which you will almost certainly see very soon), and I wasn't sure if this one would work. Then I remembered that I don't get paid for this, that we do this rather than work on a Monday,