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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-Thanksgiving Pre-Pre-Festivus Airing of Grievances
I am writing this sentence at 11:34 AM DFO Standard time (or 12:34 local), midway through the basic strings class I teach on Mondays…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Don’t Get Board
Inspired by some controversy in last week’s draft about movies based on disasters, this week we’re going to be drafting board games. The rules…
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Wrap It Up People, We’ve Got Knock Out Rounds To Get To: EURO 2020 (In 2021!) Final Opening Games
Guten Tag, Mein, (looks for German word for ‘friend’, realizes that they probably don’t have one, and that this would explain a lot): Seems…
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Your “The Prodigal Son Returns” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Happy New Year everyone. I’m back from vacation & looking forward to seeing how the playoffs & coaching changes work themselves out. I’m only…