Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-Thanksgiving Pre-Pre-Festivus Airing of Grievances

I am writing this sentence at 11:34 AM DFO Standard time (or 12:34 local), midway through the basic strings class I teach on Mondays and Wednesdays. Because even though I gave two of the three students who were present Monday an extension on their performance of Lightly Row until today, nobody showed up to class. Not a one.

There are four students in the class. I have yet to have a class session with all four students in attendance (even though they have all come to class so it’s not like someone dipped after the first week). The semester ends in 3 weeks.

I’m unfortunately gonna end up going into my third-favorite Carlos Alazraqui character and go full Denzel Crocker mode. F’s for everyone, except I don’t enjoy doling them out because I’m not insane. Nor do I have a mad wish to find and capture fairies—that Spyro game didn’t have voice acting and he had been long cast out of the role for Tom Kenny. (Aaaand, full circle. Also, fuck Space Age Speedway.)

While we’re complaining some more about my work week, I managed to miss an entire parade by being like 5 minutes to work and going under the subway station and getting spat out at the Oculus instead of Broadway. Which, I mean, its Gotham FC, so it’s not the most massive event, but what’s the fun of working downtown when you miss the parades?

Anyway, that’s this week’s life complaints, so now I can feel thankful tomorrow! But that doesn’t make as good #content, so we’ll save it for the game threads tomorrow once I look at my fantasy team, hanging on to the Chili Vodka safe zone by a thread.

Okay, time for some news!

-After Brandin Cooks got picked up by the Bills, they released Elijah Moore.

-Justin Tucker was NOT signed by the Saints. Instead they signed Cade York to the practice squad.

-Chefs OUT for tomorrow: RG Trey Smith, TE Noah Gray, CB Chris Roland-Wallace. IN: RB Isaiah Pacheco

As for tonight’s appetizer, we got cups o’ varsity basketball, JV basketball, and hockey. Who it is matters little, as it is but a prelude to our adventures tomorrow.