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Get Your Nails: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
♫‘Suuuuuuuuup!♫ Oh, happy mood tonite. I saw something yesterday that totally amped me up—uff. Jesus Christ… But Imma talk about nails first. When relationships…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Don’t Get Board
Inspired by some controversy in last week’s draft about movies based on disasters, this week we’re going to be drafting board games. The rules…
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Alone: A Pre-Preseason Tale and Open Thread
It is the Sunday morning before the start of NFL training camps. (Ed. note: Woooo!) Roger Goodell goes to the underground pool of NFL…
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Apathy: An Endorsement – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Why care. Nothing is permanent. Every tingle felt from eye contact, and all smiles, hugs, lusty grabs and “You were right”s are but fleeting…
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Welcome To The End – Monday Open Thread
The offseason ends this week—let’s dance wooo! The Hall of fame Game is August 4, the Thursday after this one. By tomorrow, all NFL…
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Anger Is Dumb – Tuesday Open Thread
Diversity is a buzzword that has some heft. It compels opening your mind to different cultural mores or even languages, and letting go of…
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Trying to Tip Toe Around THAT – Monday Open Thread
Good evening, how are you? I’m personally ecstatic: enjoying the summer breeze from my new rental. It sure is nice having a view that…
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Your “A Lull By Any Other Name…” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Natterings: Well, Deshaun Watson’s lawyer is making friends at the NFL head office. He said “some of the women did not feel like…
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Your “Sure, Okay” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: It looks like Cam Newton is staying in Carolina. Rapoport reports that new head coach Matt Rhule would prefer to start the…
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Your “Oh God – Not Even Baseball!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Some mentally ill member of the Honey Badger’s family tried to extort between $1.5 – $5.0 million from him. A cousin in…