The scene: 30,000 B.C., around dinner time. The DFOers who are lost in this era are yet again in the midst of trouble as the tribe that captured them has summoned their god, who happens to be a gigantic ape. PK (looking up at the huge ape): Wow, that is one
Author: Beastmode Ate My Baby
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 12)
The scene: Doktor Zymm's secret lab inside the DFO clubhouse, where a large naked man has suddenly appeared. DTZM: What the heck...? The large naked man simply stares menacingly at Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, before breaking into a huge grin. Giant Naked Man (laughing): Ha! I so had you going! You make
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 11)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 10)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 9)
The scene: Outside of the DFO clubhouse. All is quiet out front, aside from the pitiful voice of Ballsofsteelandfury. Ballsofsteelandfury: Guys...hey, is there anyone around? I need some help here... The camera pans up to reveal Ballsofsteelandfury hanging upside down from the flag pole. Ballsofsteelandfury: Aw, come on, guys... The sound of
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 8)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 7)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 6)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 5)
Scene: Outside of Le Muffin de Crosse, a French bakery in the downtown area. OSZ and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are just stepping outside, licking frosting off their fingers. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: See? I told you this was a good idea. OSZ: I'm not arguing. It's just that it's a five-mile
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 4)
Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 3)
Scene: The Platinum International Gym. Horatio Cornblower sits out front in a Lotus position, meditating, a bandage on his wrist. Like others who are elite among the DFO, he wears his original "KSK" patch. Horatio Cornblower: Ohm...ohm... Just then OSZ comes peddling up the drive, with Covalent Blonde on the handlebars of
Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 2)
Scene: The DFO clubhouse, where anxious prospect PK, notepad in hand, is asking DFO member Covalent Blonde what this patch means: Covalent Blonde slaps the notepad out of PK's hand. Covalent Blonde: Get a God Damn Snack! PK scurries off to the kitchen, where he can be heard rooting through the refrigerator. [DOOR