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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 38)
The scene: A dorm at Miskatonic University, many years ago. A young Percival Po, in a white suit and black, open-collar shirt, a bouquet…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 37)
The scene: A jail cell in the depths of the base on the dreaded island of Professor Po. The three DFOers being held captive…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 36)
The scene: A beach on the Jungle Island of Professor Po. Doktor Zymm’s yuuuuge RV drives up onto the sand out of the ocean.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 35)
The scene: An island jungle. Covalent Blonde is running through the foliage, carrying Yeah Right piggyback, with King Hippo lumbering behind. King Hippo: Keep…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 34)
The scene: Under the Pacific, where Doktor Zymm’s yuuuge RV rolls across the ocean floor. Inside, the DFOers are as yet unaware of their…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 33)
The scene: Key West, Florida. Tourists and passers-by line the street, walking along casually. It’s just another quiet afternoon…until the pedestrians begin screaming and…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 32)
The scene: The road, man. That endless blacktop that takes you from here to there, but in the end you went nowhere because what…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 31)
The scene: Inside the green Prius, where Wolfman Rob is driving like a madman with Ballsofsteelandfury and Low Commander of the Super Soldiers in…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 30)
The scene: The In-N-Out convenience store near the DFO clubhouse. Ballsofsteelandfury is there with Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, who is now wearing…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 29)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where there is a meeting of the membership under way. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris sits at the head of…