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HRTN Opening Day Special
The scene: Out front of the DFO clubhouse. DFO prospect Cookiethulhu is busy sweeping up the street when Beerguyrob comes out of the clubhouse…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 46)
The scene: An empty road somewhere in the Midwest, where Future Moose recently ran someone over. That someone is now biting Moose on the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 45)
The scene: Somewhere in the Midwest. At night. On a deserted road. It’s kind of spooky. It’s even spookier because there’s a body in…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 44)
The scene: Somewhere in the Midwest. Future Moose is driving his new car…which isn’t really new. In fact, it’s kind of old. And a…
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Seattle Seahawks 2016 Preview
Warning: The following post contains drug use, sexual innuendo and profanity. It is not intended for children, the elderly, Mennonites, scowlers, frowners, hipsters, tennis…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 43)
The scene: The John Tyler Junior High Dungeons & Dragons club. A young Percival Po sits behind his Dungeon Master screen, rolling a variety…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 42)
The scene: Mrs. Grigsby’s third-grade class. Young Percival Po is standing at the front of the classroom, showing off his robot drawing for show…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 41)
The scene: The launch pad on the Island of Professor Po, where Doktor Zymm, Yeah Right, King Hippo and Steve the Ninja all await…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 40)
The scene: Space! The final frontier! This is the voyage of the unnamed rocket that is currently propelling Professor Po past the stratosphere. But…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 39)
The scene: Inside Professor Po’s secret base, where the DFOers are scrambling madly down the hallway as the entire facility rumbles ominously. Doktor Zymm:…