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Author: Beastmode Ate My Baby

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 7)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 9, 2015June 14, 2016
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The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is on her cell phone, and has several laptop computers open as well as several large books with titles like “Advanced Theories in Quantum Mechanics ” and “Time Travel: What To Do When Things Go Wrong.” Doktor Zymm (into the phone):

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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 6)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 2, 2015October 1, 2015
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From the journal of PK: Gosh, what an exciting time it's been since I joined Door Flies Open! It seems like only yesterday that they welcomed me into their ranks (disclaimer: I am still a prospect, and not a full member) and I have to admit that it's been the best

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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 5)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 25, 2015June 14, 2016
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Scene: Outside of Le Muffin de Crosse, a French bakery in the downtown area. OSZ and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are just stepping outside, licking frosting off their fingers. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: See? I told you this was a good idea. OSZ: I'm not arguing. It's just that it's a five-mile

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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 4)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 18, 2015June 14, 2016
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Scene: An interrogation room in the City's Police Department. A member of the DFO sits in a chair as the department's Hard-boiled Detective grills him. Hard-boiled Detective: Look, buddy, you can play the tough guy all you want, but you're not walking out that door until I get some answers. DFO

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Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 3)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 11, 2015June 14, 2016
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Scene: The Platinum International Gym.  Horatio Cornblower sits out front in a Lotus position, meditating, a bandage on his wrist.  Like others who are elite among the DFO, he wears his original "KSK" patch. Horatio Cornblower:  Ohm...ohm... Just then OSZ comes peddling up the drive, with Covalent Blonde on the handlebars of

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Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 2)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 4, 2015June 14, 2016
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Scene: The DFO clubhouse, where anxious prospect PK, notepad in hand, is asking DFO member Covalent Blonde what this patch means: Covalent Blonde slaps the notepad out of PK's hand. Covalent Blonde: Get a God Damn Snack! PK scurries off to the kitchen, where he can be heard rooting through the refrigerator. [DOOR

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Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 1)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 28, 2015June 14, 2016
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Scene:  F.B.I. Headquarters.  Inside several agents are meeting with local law enforcement about a new gang taking the country by storm. FBI Director:  So, men, tell me what you've got on these...what are their names again? Agent #1: Door Flies Open, sir.  We have no idea what it means. Agent #2:  But we

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Seattle Seahawks Preview

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 27, 2015August 27, 2015
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A FEW (HUNDRED) WORDS ABOUT THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS Author's Note: I have noticed that in many of the DFO season previews, humor seems to be a key element. This is just a warning that this preview will not contain humor. I am very bad with jokes. In 3rd grade we had

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