The Bachelor: NFL Edition

                  CHRIS HARRISON: Good evening, and welcome to a very special episode of The Bachelor. I'm your host, Chris Harrison, and thank you for tuning in to see if some lucky lads and ladies can find love. And our contestants are very lucky indeed, as they will be vying for the love,

Seattle Seahawks 2016 Preview

  Warning: The following post contains drug use, sexual innuendo and profanity. It is not intended for children, the elderly, Mennonites, scowlers, frowners, hipsters, tennis fans, Bill Simmons, pearl-clutchers, accountants, Kirk Cameron, your parents, or the family pet.   I'm blowing down some eastern Washington backroad at 110 in a '72 convertible Impala. And that's

Seattle Seahawks Preview

A FEW (HUNDRED) WORDS ABOUT THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS Author's Note: I have noticed that in many of the DFO season previews, humor seems to be a key element. This is just a warning that this preview will not contain humor. I am very bad with jokes. In 3rd grade we had