The scene: The meeting room of the DFO clubhouse. Unsurprised is tied to a chair while Future Clone Debbie Harry sits at the head of the table in Darkest Timeline Zach Morris's super-special Prez chair. Future Clone Debbie Harry: OK, let's hear it again. Who am I prettier than? Unsurprised: Everybody. Can
Author: Beastmode Ate My Baby
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 73)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 72)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 71)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 70)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It's deserted, aside from Unsurprised, PK and Future Clone Debbie Harry, who are all inside. Future Clone Debbie Harry: Unacceptable! This is totally unacceptable! I come back here to take my revenge, and everyone is gone? PK: Maybe they went out for some doughnuts. You know, I
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 69) Special King-Size Edition!
The scene: A little-used U.S./Mexico border crossing, where a border patrol officer is showing a young rookie the ropes. Border Patrol Officer: Now, y'see, you've gotta know who to let through and who might be a clear and present danger to our country and the American way of life. Rookie: Yessir! But... Border
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 68)
The scene: The dark, dank dungeon of the Castle of Death, where the DFOers are being held prisoner. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van, Covalent Blonde, Low Commander and Otto's Brain are in a cell, as are their newfound luchador friends Señor Weaselo and La Araña Discoteca, after having been captured by
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 67)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 66)
The scene: The open highway, where Moosemas Gorilla and Horatio Cornblower are driving down the road in a 1961 Corvette convertible. Moosemas Gorilla is driving, while Horatio is riding in a sling hanging from the rear-view mirror. Horatio Cornblower: Ah, the open road! It's great to get away from all of