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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Axeman of New Orleans
Sean Payton invited me out for drinks the other night. Normally, I’d turn him down, but he mentioned to me that he had some…
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HRTN Spring Break Special 2017 (Part Deux)
The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Future Moose is silently packing up the Moosemobile, Cookiethulhu is cleaning the windows and Old School Zero looks over…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 69) Special King-Size Edition!
The scene: A little-used U.S./Mexico border crossing, where a border patrol officer is showing a young rookie the ropes. Border Patrol Officer: Now, y’see,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 68)
The scene: The dark, dank dungeon of the Castle of Death, where the DFOers are being held prisoner. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van, Covalent Blonde,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 59)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Zymm has a pair of super hi-tech surgical magnifying glasses on, and is carefully working…
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The Buffalo Bills Hatez the Wimmens and Other Random Thoughts
When Beastmode mentioned that DFO was doing their annual preview for the football season, I thought “how hard could it be?” He’s done it…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 33)
The scene: Key West, Florida. Tourists and passers-by line the street, walking along casually. It’s just another quiet afternoon…until the pedestrians begin screaming and…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 31)
The scene: Inside the green Prius, where Wolfman Rob is driving like a madman with Ballsofsteelandfury and Low Commander of the Super Soldiers in…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 30)
The scene: The In-N-Out convenience store near the DFO clubhouse. Ballsofsteelandfury is there with Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, who is now wearing…