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Hard Ride To Seattle
The scene: Century Link field, home of the Seattle Seahawks, in the not-too-distant future. Pirate Sloth is taking his seat, and Doktor Zymm sits…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 92)
The scene: Outer space, where a magical chariot is hurtling through the open void. And just calling it a chariot is an understatement. This…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 91)
The scene: The Godverse, where deities both ancient and forgotten hang out. Currently there’s a party in full swing at Bruce the Shark-Headed god’s…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 90)
The scene: The future! In the middle of the massive desert known to future people as The Wasteland (because I just thought of it…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 89)
Hey, guys! That’s right, I’m back after a one-week break. Man, was I fried, lemme tell you… Hey, why are you guys looking at…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 88)
The scene: The Godverse! Bruce the Shark-Headed God has kindly retrieved Man in Plaid #2’s head from his swimming pool, and is currently drying…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 87)
The scene: The not-so-secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Marc Trestmans Windowless Van’s van is pulling up outside, with Ballsofsteelandfury behind the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 86)
The scene: The Godverse. It is the dimension where ancient gods and elemental forces, from those revered in myth and song to the many…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 85)
The scene: The Pacific Ocean, where BFC and Jerry are clinging to a floating bale of weed and paddling towards a distant island. Jerry:…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 84)
The scene: Beach Party on the Island of Doktor Zymm! The little DFO stoner session has turned into a full luau, with various ninjas…