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HRTN Horror Double-Feature!
The scene: An abandoned cabin in the woods, where Angry Girl Scout has brought Unsurprised, Litre Cola and the Maestro, in order to sacrifice…
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HRTN Horror Double Feature!
That last film was pretty…weird. It must have been one of those European horror films that don’t make as much sense in English. Or…
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HRTN Horror Double-Feature
Holy cow! That was intense! Like, that Moose guy found these cannibals trying to eat this brain guy, and then this old cannibal lady…
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HRTN: Moving Day
The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, right outside of the secret base, where there’s a yard sale in…
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HRTN Horror Double-Feature!
How you managed to get a date with Debbi Jo Sopinsky is still a minor miracle, but you did! And now here you are,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 97)
The scene: The Iguana Mart of the Future! While the rest of the DFO has been up to their ears in trouble, Low Commander…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 96)
The scene: The future! A time centuries from now, when mankind has survived countless wars, disasters and Zymm-related incidents to…well, maybe not thrive, exactly.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 95)
The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Ballsofsteelandfury is walking down the hallway with Moosemas Gorilla, Jerry and BFC. BFC:…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 94)
The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically the cafeteria, where Ballsofsteelandfury, Marc Trestmans Windowless Van, Moosemas Gorilla, BFC and…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 93)
The scene: The secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically one of the hallways in said base, where Jerry and BFC are…