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Horatio Cornblower - August 21, 2019August 20, 2019

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As I write this Ezekiel Elliott continues his holdout, refusing to report to the Cowboys until he gets Todd Gurley money.  Shit-talker and general goggle-eyed crazy person Jerry Jones shows no signs of giving in, praising backup RB Tony Pollard after the latter had a nice performance in an utterly

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Horatio Cornblower - August 20, 2019August 19, 2019

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Whether it was setting offensive records, taking advantage of an all-you-can-eat special at Golden Corral or letting their significant others know who's in charge, the 2018 Kansas City Chiefs were one of the hardest-hitting teams in the NFL.  Whither 2019, you ask?  Let's find out! YOUR 2018 KANSAS CITY CHIEFS The Chiefs

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Horatio Cornblower - April 25, 2019April 25, 2019

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All good football blogs need a mock draft, and the really good ones need several.  But this is DFO, and we're as much about the dick jokes, mildly suggestive photos, and beer as we are about football, so you'll get two mock draft, (neither of which will be remotely accurate),

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Horatio Cornblower - April 23, 2019April 22, 2019

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Scene:  An office suite.  As the camera pans back we see a large desk.  Several TVs are situated in front of the desk in such a manner that the occupant of the desk can view them all at the same time.  Two of the screens are tuned to ESPN, one

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Horatio Cornblower - March 20, 2019March 20, 2019

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I started the initial draft of this post, in good faith mind you, sometime back in February, with the idea that I'd knock out 2-3 teams at a clip and cruise into my self-imposed and utterly meaningless 3/20 deadline with ease.  I did not, however, learn anything from last year,

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Horatio Cornblower - January 21, 2019January 19, 2019

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I grew up in the failing brass mill town that is Waterbury, CT.  I started watching baseball in 1976.  The first game I ever watched, (and no, I don't know why I still recall this), featured the New York Mets, for whom Nino Espinosa was the starting pitcher.  I remember

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Horatio Cornblower - October 25, 2018October 25, 2018

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WHERE ARE THEY NOW?  3-4, tied for 2nd, (or 3rd, if you're a glass half-empty sort), with the way too hungover Eagles. WHERE SHOULD THEY BE?  That's probably about where they should be, although they've taken an interesting route to get there.   They lost to the Carolina Panthers in Week 1,

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Horatio Cornblower - August 29, 2018August 29, 2018

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As you may recall, I checked out on the NFL last year.  The initial draft of this preview, (which I was going to pass on to another Cowboys fan this year, but the only person who stepped up was an Eagles fan, and while I would dearly like to step

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Horatio Cornblower - June 2, 2018June 2, 2018

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FIFA Rank:  1st!  That's really good! World Cup Group:  It doesn't matter, (but Group F), because they'd storm any group like it was Poland in 1939. Hey, How'd They Get Here?:  They beat the shit out of everyone in their European qualifying group, winning all 10 games and scoring 4+ goals a game.  They

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Horatio Cornblower - May 31, 2018May 28, 2018

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FIFA Rank:  6th!  That's good! World Cup Group:  The one with Brazil! (Group E)  That's bad! Hey, How'd They Get Here?:  They finished second in the their European qualifying division, defeating Northern Ireland on a controversial penalty kick for a handball that never touched the Irish guy's hand.  That said, the Swiss