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Horatio Cornblower - October 31, 2022October 31, 2022

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As our more astute readers will recall, we brought the Mock Drafts back in-season for the sole purpose of drafting things that we would change from the games on Sunday, as well as the previous Thursday and Monday.  It was such a hit that we got literally...several comments. Like Ryan Shazier,

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Horatio Cornblower - October 24, 2022October 23, 2022

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We're bringing back the Monday Mock Drafts, because the #content monster needs to be fed, and because things get a little thin during the week during the season.  The twist is that the topic will be the same every week, just like the CBS prime time line-up.  All Chicago, all

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Horatio Cornblower - September 5, 2022September 5, 2022

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I'm filling in for Don T this evening, who is busy doing...something else, I guess. I didn't ask. I just assume it has something to do with vengeance against a poorly run power company. Best not to get too involved. Like most Americans I had Labor Day off, one

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Horatio Cornblower - August 30, 2022August 30, 2022

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When we last left America's Team, they were coming up short on one of the most absurd play calls ever, Dan Prescott galloping unmolested up the middle of the field on 2nd and 1, putting the Cowboys into FG range if only that play hadn't used up all the available

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Horatio Cornblower - August 29, 2022August 28, 2022

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Today we're starting the work week the right way, getting dressed in out snazziest gear and then blowing off what we're supposed to be doing and drafting best sportsball uniforms. That's it. Rules are simple: Is it a team? Do they have a uniform? Do you like

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Horatio Cornblower - August 23, 2022August 21, 2022

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As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through the archives to find out. Holy shit there’s some stuff back there! Anyhoo, the average NFL career, across all positions, is 3.3 years. Some positions, kickers

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Horatio Cornblower - August 22, 2022August 21, 2022

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Lately I've been watching 'Alone' on Netflix. 'Alone' is a show where 10 contestants got shipped off to some godforsaken and very remote area, then are left on their own until all but one of them taps out. The winner gets $500,000. Now, before Hippo runs out and volunteers

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Horatio Cornblower - August 16, 2022August 15, 2022

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So I was, really going to review the 2017 Buffalo Bills draft this today but the thing is the things I get paid to do got in the way, and now it's late, I just watched the series finale of 'Better Call Saul', (well done Odenkirk & Co., well done

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Horatio Cornblower - August 15, 2022August 14, 2022

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Ah, German, the language of love. If ever there were a people inclined to have a specific word for taking joy in the misery of others it'd be the Germans. Also probably the Russians. You'd think the English as well. OK, look, they'd be white. Anyway, this week's draft

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Horatio Cornblower - August 9, 2022August 7, 2022

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As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through the archives to find out. Holy shit there’s some stuff back there! Anyhoo, the average NFL career, across all positions, is 3.3 years. Some positions, kickers