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Horatio Cornblower - August 29, 2022August 28, 2022

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Today we're starting the work week the right way, getting dressed in out snazziest gear and then blowing off what we're supposed to be doing and drafting best sportsball uniforms. That's it. Rules are simple: Is it a team? Do they have a uniform? Do you like

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Horatio Cornblower - August 23, 2022August 21, 2022

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As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through the archives to find out. Holy shit there’s some stuff back there! Anyhoo, the average NFL career, across all positions, is 3.3 years. Some positions, kickers

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Horatio Cornblower - August 22, 2022August 21, 2022

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Lately I've been watching 'Alone' on Netflix. 'Alone' is a show where 10 contestants got shipped off to some godforsaken and very remote area, then are left on their own until all but one of them taps out. The winner gets $500,000. Now, before Hippo runs out and volunteers

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Horatio Cornblower - August 16, 2022August 15, 2022

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So I was, really going to review the 2017 Buffalo Bills draft this today but the thing is the things I get paid to do got in the way, and now it's late, I just watched the series finale of 'Better Call Saul', (well done Odenkirk & Co., well done

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Horatio Cornblower - August 15, 2022August 14, 2022

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Ah, German, the language of love. If ever there were a people inclined to have a specific word for taking joy in the misery of others it'd be the Germans. Also probably the Russians. You'd think the English as well. OK, look, they'd be white. Anyway, this week's draft

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Horatio Cornblower - August 9, 2022August 7, 2022

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As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through the archives to find out. Holy shit there’s some stuff back there! Anyhoo, the average NFL career, across all positions, is 3.3 years. Some positions, kickers

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Horatio Cornblower - August 8, 2022August 7, 2022

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We've all been there. It's a rainy, (or, this summer in Connecticut, stupidly hot and very dry), Saturday, there are no decent sports ball things to watch on the teevee machine, and you're idly flipping through channels rather than working out, reading a book, or attending to the most

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Horatio Cornblower - August 1, 2022July 31, 2022

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It's well nigh 11:30 pm as I write this. I was just finishing off some Fortnite quests, (no, you're a loser), when I realized that tomorrow is Monday and a) I have to start the work week again, (because I do not live in Illinois and did not win

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Horatio Cornblower - July 26, 2022July 24, 2022

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As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through the archives to find out. Holy shit there’s some stuff back there! Anyhoo, the average NFL career, across all positions, is 3.3 years. Some positions, kickers

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Horatio Cornblower - July 25, 2022July 24, 2022

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People, it is hot here in Connecticut. We are at 91, but through some combination of atmospheric conditions and alchemy, it feels like 97. Sure, that's laughably cool to you West Coast types, but to us pale, pasty New Englanders it is the 2nd Circle of Hell type

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Horatio Cornblower - July 19, 2022July 19, 2022

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Oh. Hello there. I wasn't expecting company. Welcome to my humble abode. /camera cuts around cluttered shed. //a raccoon chitters from the corner As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don't recall: I didn't, and had to look through the archives to find out. Holy

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Horatio Cornblower - July 18, 2022July 17, 2022

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OK folks, let's make this quick. I just got back from Baltimore, and boy is my liver tired. Great fun meeting a bunch of heretofore imaginary people, (minus BFC), I'd never seen before. A good group of folks we have here. I look forward to meeting