Training camp is a long way off, and mock drafts are for the twisted and depraved. So you can fill that time with alcohol, drugs, extreme macramé, and waiting for each installment of Hard Ride to Nowhere, or you could attend a baseball game. (Forget watching baseball on TV, I
Author: jjfozz
Things Dean Pees Does in the Booth During Ravens Games
Because Rioting is a Summer Event
I wasn’t on the open thread Thursday night – because I’m a Ravens fan. Instead, I was busy drinking cheap beer and whacking myself in the head and crotch with an anodized fish bat – because it felt better than having to watch that hurricane of shit called a football game. Things
Welcome to the Ravens Riot Wrap Up
Eliteness, Mrs. Fozz's Heartbreak, Terrell's Sudden Weight Loss Every year, when training camp is about to start, I tell myself, “No way the whole ‘Is Flacco Elite?’ subject comes up.” Then, I tune into the local piece of shit sports radio channel and I am proven wrong by “experts” who take time