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  • America: Home of the Freaks, Land of the Braindead

    America: Home of the Freaks, Land of the Braindead

    July 18, 2016

      “This is no time for ‘my country, right or wrong’ remember what that brought.” Lou Reed wrote that lyric, and I couldn’t agree…

  • I am NOT Amused

    I am NOT Amused

    July 11, 2016

    Here’s a great way to spend a weekend: sit through five lacrosse games and wonder why your team went 4-1 and wasn’t in the…

  • Old People Are Good Fuel for Bonfires

    Old People Are Good Fuel for Bonfires

    June 27, 2016

      Old people suck. They should be returned to the earth so we can grow tastier carrots and potatoes. Old people are fucking up…

  • Kill Every Smartphone You See

    Kill Every Smartphone You See

    June 20, 2016

    I have an iPhone, but I don’t call it an iPhone. I referred to the Fuck Ass Piece of Shit. It’s because the phone…

  • Summer Suffering

    June 13, 2016

    Before I begin, thoughts and prayers go out to those killed in Orlando, their loved ones, and the wounded. As for the shooter, I…

  • Please Drive Your Car Off a Bridge

    Please Drive Your Car Off a Bridge

    June 6, 2016

      Every damn day I drive to work. The round trip takes about two hours. And every minute of those hours I am filled…

  • Your Kid Sucks at Sports

    May 31, 2016

      I have two sons. One plays baseball and soccer. The other plays football and lacrosse. They may play in high school. They are…

  • Angry Dad – Who is this bastard?

    May 23, 2016

    They fucked up. Yup, the Gods of DFO decided to let me write a regular post. There’s no going back now. Like Hunter Thompson…

  • Let Fury Have the Hour

    Let Fury Have the Hour

    May 5, 2016

    Note: Blaxabbath challenged me to write this post. And it brought out the worst in me, including my language. I want to dig you…

  • Why I Am the Way I Am

    April 4, 2016

    “One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.” ― Bob Marley Thanks, Mr. Rastaman for those inspiring words. I…

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