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I am NOT Amused
Here’s a great way to spend a weekend: sit through five lacrosse games and wonder why your team went 4-1 and wasn’t in the…
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Kill Every Smartphone You See
I have an iPhone, but I don’t call it an iPhone. I referred to the Fuck Ass Piece of Shit. It’s because the phone…
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Summer Suffering
Before I begin, thoughts and prayers go out to those killed in Orlando, their loved ones, and the wounded. As for the shooter, I…
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Please Drive Your Car Off a Bridge
Every damn day I drive to work. The round trip takes about two hours. And every minute of those hours I am filled…
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Your Kid Sucks at Sports
I have two sons. One plays baseball and soccer. The other plays football and lacrosse. They may play in high school. They are…
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Angry Dad – Who is this bastard?
They fucked up. Yup, the Gods of DFO decided to let me write a regular post. There’s no going back now. Like Hunter Thompson…
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Let Fury Have the Hour
Note: Blaxabbath challenged me to write this post. And it brought out the worst in me, including my language. I want to dig you…
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Why I Am the Way I Am
“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.” ― Bob Marley Thanks, Mr. Rastaman for those inspiring words. I…
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