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How to Enjoy a Baseball Game
Training camp is a long way off, and mock drafts are for the twisted and depraved. So you can fill that time with alcohol,…
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Things Dean Pees Does in the Booth During Ravens Games
Football is done in Baltimore for the 2015 season and purple camo wearing fans are circling M&T Bank stadium with pitchforks, torches, and lukewarm cans…
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Because Rioting is a Summer Event
I wasn’t on the open thread Thursday night – because I’m a Ravens fan. Instead, I was busy drinking cheap beer and whacking myself…
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Welcome to the Ravens Riot Wrap Up
Eliteness, Mrs. Fozz’s Heartbreak, Terrell’s Sudden Weight Loss Every year, when training camp is about to start, I tell myself, “No way the whole…