Request Line: Summer Sun

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time, except everything seems to shimmer due to the heat in the room.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s work adding appropriately themed

Request Line: Predators

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s attempts to hack through Google's firewall so he can communicate with the supposedly sentient AI chatbot. 

Request Line: Castoffs and Castaways

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s real-time transcription of Pat Cipollone's testimony.  The PRODUCER is seated in front of the sound console,

Request Line: Superlatives

The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s work arranging logistics for pregnant women who will now be forced to travel to sanctuary states in order to exercise

Request Line: A Matter of Taste

The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s intense focus on performing document review for the January 6th Investigation Committee.  The PRODUCER is seated in front of the

Request Line: Johnny Fever

The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current frustration at the growing stalemate of the war in Ukraine.  The PRODUCER is seated in front of the sound

Request Line: Madres and Padres

The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current job of ensuring that ASCAP royalties for Ukrainian bands are properly calculated and allocated.  The PRODUCER is seated on

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Cameos

Listen.  I didn't ask for this job.  I was pretty content to stay in Mississippi, huntin', fishin', cheerin' on our state's imminent ban on contraception, land baronin' and whatnot.  But Horatio is missing in action, so I've been called out of retirement in order to electronically transmit today's mock fantasy

Request Line: Pale Blue Dot

The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current machinations in the cryptocurrency space.  The PRODUCER is seated at his desk in front of a pad of paper