Hippoese / Soccer Glossary

As provided by Mr. Ayo, DFO's own W.C. Minor.   “Footy” = soccer “Matchday One” = First day of a full schedule of matches. Like the first Sunday of football. “The King’s Afrikan Water Pistols” = Arsenal Gunners. Cecil Rhodes favoUrite side. “Top of the Table” = Table is the ladder, aka the standings. Top

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