Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Request Line: Too Clever By Half

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... …and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack onto the couch and

Request Line: Sadie Hawkins

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... ...and in the hallway that leads to the studio...there is no sound at all.  DJ 3000': WHERE COULD HE...[pulls up HUNTER RENFROW's cellphone location tracker]...OH. DJ 3000 angles himself so

Request Line: NFC South

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY In a change, all the lights in the studio are on, and a conversation is taking place... DJ 3000': ...AND SO I'M SEEING ALL THESE ADVANCES IN AUTOMATION TECHNOLOGY AND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE THEY'RE QUICKLY REACHING THE POINT WHERE HUMAN LABOR IS

Request Line: Hoop Dreams

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on to reveal DJ 3000' in sleep mode. In the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  --- [DOOR FLIES OPEN] --- HUNTER RENFROW:

Request Line: Pi

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... ...and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  --- [DOOR FLIES OPEN] --- HUNTER RENFROW: [holding a square flat box] I'm

Request Line: AFC North

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... ...and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  --- [DOOR FLIES OPEN] --- HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack

Request Line: Extended Versions

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... ...and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  --- [DOOR FLIES OPEN] --- HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack

Request Line: Trigonometry

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... ...and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  --- [DOOR FLIES OPEN] --- HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack

Request Line: Debuts

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  After a few moments, we see a single light begin flashing in the darkness.  Several more lights begin flashing, and it becomes clear that the lights belong to... ...DJ 3000', who still remains covered in

TALES FROM THE METEOR! The Jinx

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The French restaurant was so vacant that if the hostess hadn't led them to their table personally, Sebastian would have assumed that it was closed.  Only one other table was occupied - a pair of bottle-aged middle blondes.  "I guess I probably didn't need to call ahead for that reservation,"