Request Line: Honorifics

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY... DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console.  DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN'T THIS... JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C:

Request Line: Tributes

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY... DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console.  DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN'T THIS... JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C:

Your “Free Agency Begins” Monday Open Thread

It appears that ArmedandHammered has been trapped in The Warp (also known as the Immaterium, the Empyrean, the Aether, the Sea of Souls, the Realm of Chaos,or the Warpspace) so it's your old friend Rikki here to fill in.  Some random notes: I bought some "bone-conduction" headphones to use while swimming

Request Line: Dirt

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY It's early morning, and the recording studio is silent.  DJ 3000 remains pushed up against the wall, still trapped inside a time loop of his own creation.  The studio door opens and the PRODUCER steps inside, whistling a cheerful tune.  He flicks on the studio lights

Request Line: Songs of the South

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the sound board, cheerfully adjusting the various knobs and sliders.  DJ 3000 remains pushed up against the wall, with an “Order Out of” sign hanging from his main console.   — [DOOR FLIES OPEN] — PRODUCER: Oh, FUCK! The PRODUCER leaps out of his chair

Request Line: The Shining

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the sound board, cheerfully adjusting the various knobs and sliders.  DJ 3000 remains pushed up against the wall, with an "Out of Order" sign hanging from his main console.   --- [door flies open] --- DANIEL JONES enters the room with a rapturous expression

Request Line: Movie Theme Songs

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the sound board, cheerfully adjusting the various knobs and sliders.  Inside the studio a former NFL start sits patiently waiting for the show to begin. PRODUCER: [smiles to himself] Man, it is great to be back.  [punches talkback button] Okay, we're all

Your “Give it Up” Monday Night Open Thread

Tonight's open thread is brought to you by the Las Vegas Raiders defense when trying to stop their opponent from converting a 3rd and 14. Last week the Dr. Mrs. and I took a road trip up to exciting Dixon, California for a work project of mine.  In the past I've