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Guest Lecture Series: We Need to Stop Disrespecting the Memory of Lieutenant Porkins
Editor’s Note: Hello, and welcome to the latest edition of the DFO Guest Lecture Series! We’ve had the privilege of welcoming folks like Mike…
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TGISF… Pew Pew Pew
I can’t believe I’m doing this. I am not a huge Star Wars fan. As a kid (keyphrase there “As a kid”), I did…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 44)
The scene: Somewhere in the Midwest. Future Moose is driving his new car…which isn’t really new. In fact, it’s kind of old. And a…
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Your “Throwing In The Towel” Wednesday Open Thread
(FYI: his name was Max; he was a rescued dog; he died of cancer at 8; he was the bestest.) The Browns paraded their…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Star Wars is out today. I AM READY TO SHIT MY DICK. I rewatched the original trilogy all this week to get myself hyped.…
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The Night Ninjas Attacked the Star Wars Nerds
With the tantalizingly imminent release of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens and the knowledge that there are several fellow nerds salivating over…