TGISF… Pew Pew Pew

I can’t believe I’m doing this.

I am not a huge Star Wars fan.  As a kid (keyphrase there “As a kid”), I did see and enjoy the first three installments.  Or was that the middle three installments?

And WTF was that about anyway?  Start with number four?  Oh and then go back years later and cut out the original guy who played Anakin (and his ghost) and put this pinhead in his place?

Just because you waited like 20 years to get around to making the rest of the movies???

Wow, it’s almost as if they were separated at birth…

I have not seen another Star Wars movie since.  Well, aside from bits and pieces of the middle three installments back in the early 2000’s when they ended up on TV and I didn’t change the channel fast enough.  Or was that the first three installments?  Shit, this is confusing.  No wonder you Star Wars nerds are so easy to make fun of.  You can’t even start counting at 1.

Tell ’em, Triumph!!!!!

But, it is Star Wars Day….apparently.  For some reason.  And all which that implies.

And admittedly, I did previously promise to do some Sexy Cosplay themes from time to time.  Seems like it would be stupid to pass this one up I suppose.

But still….Fuck Star Wars.

I Fell Out Of A Tree This Morning

That’s not a joke.  It’s not meant to be funny.  I really did fall out of a tree this morning.  It wasn’t from very high up, but it was high enough that the shoulder I landed on hurts moderately badly.  So I won’t be sitting here and doing a lot of typing today.

What was I doing in the tree to begin with?  NONE OF YOUR DAMNED BUSINESS….THAT’S WHAT!!!!!

(in truth I was fixing and re-hanging a bird house)

((damned birds are gonna be the death of me))

But, enough talk.  Time for some sexy.

And also some Advil and Vodka!!!!

Enjoy….

 

I hear ya, Noob Noob.  Something something I’d like to explore HER  dark side something something.

*Ahem*

OK, that’s all I got.  Go watch Star Wars or something.  I’m sure they’re on somewhere.

Love ya’s.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Brick Meathook

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Brocky

So apparently they cloned daisy Ridley

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yeah right

This calls for a soundtrack.

How the fuck we doing boys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD5lK0EtKpo

Brocky

Tired and my feet hurt

yeah right

Preach Brocky.

Choir is listening.

Brocky

On one hand, i feel like a perv that I only know who darth talon is from cosplay.

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on the other hand she’s bright red and wearing gloves…..

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Brocky

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Brocky

Its honestly one of the funniest

“i’m so going to hell for laughing at this” moments I’ve ever had

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Damn.

That’s hilarious.

yeah right

You fucking idiots.

I love you.

Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

Typical Vegas. Beat you down, then give you enough hope to stick around before ultimately winning.

Senor Weaselo

Well this game just got interesting really quickly.

Mr. Ayo

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Senor Weaselo

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More Padma

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Mr. Ayo

I would eat everything in that picture.

ballsofsteelandfury

Indeed

Senor Weaselo

Bathtubs are not good eatin’.

Mr. Ayo

They’re very filling

Horatio Cornblower

DJ Khaled wouldn’t.

Brick Meathook

Is that bathtub in the living room?

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Remember in 2002 when Uma’s pregnancy tits at the Oscars were just fucking huge?

Good times.

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herodotus450

If it were instead the San Jose Whales this series would be a lot more interesting, pun-craftingly-wise.

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It’s like a compilation of phone sex ads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSNPphlgtvo

Gratliff

Almost as erotic as her husband’s early work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRXOTH85fao

Gratliff

To this day can not wrap my head around the fact this mother fucker headlined WrestleMania.

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Mr. Ayo

PIEHOLES did it! There better be a Boots On The Ground post coming soon.

Mr. Ayo

Wait, they’re in Seattle? DAMMIT! I can damn near see the stadium.

Gratliff

Also, didn’t see this posted, on today of all days.
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Gratliff

Remember, the Disney Popular Culture Singularity has put this ENTIRE premise into play

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Avengers 4 is just going to be a all the MCU characters, the X-Men, F4, the Rebel Alliance, Andy’s toys, etc. just standing around.

Gratliff

*extremely crotchety old nerd voice* I think the thing I hate most about kids TV these days is there’s nothing serious for them to watch. It’s just jokes and memes until the kid gets old enough to sit through CW shit or gets into anime. Used to be able to swap between the mindfuck that was Ren & Stimpy and X-Men, which had storylines revolving around literal hate groups (friends of humanity) and crippling jealousy (Wolverine super wants to fuck Jean). So it’s a lot of really clever and quick wit shit, which I like, but the little shits witness no emotion beyond laughing.

In a similar vein, the hyper-overly-serious Gargoyles was the best of the 90’s Disney TV shows. It’s shocking to me they haven’t rebooted it yet when they’ve already ruined Duck Tales to the point that it pushed David Tennant all the way to Actually Bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjI0TdvVbqI

ballsofsteelandfury

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¡OH, CANADA!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[eyes widen]

– Bill Belichick

Mr. Ayo

Behind the Scenes of ISOAG

Horatio Cornblower

Just one of many reasons to stay away from frats.

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It would be nothing but Seamus treating him like he treated Woodhouse

Mr. Ayo

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Gratliff

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Gratliff
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Speaking of.

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Cosplays as Lara Croft, Princess Jasmine, and … not Slave Leia.

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