Author: King Hippo

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2024 Season

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I hope everyone enjoyed their December FITBAW.  I ended up sleeping a lot, so mind the gaps (PHRASING). Almost all of the quality early came from the AFC East.  Q-aron finally had a throwback statistical performance, leading his charges to 23-15 and 26-23 Q4 leads that his defense could not, would

Saturday De-motivational #1

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Maybe I will keep doing this once the games stop, and I need something to write about.  Take it away, Onion scientists! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bex5LyzbbBE Yeah, no arguing with the data.  At least we have some mild distractions: Iowa State (+2) v. Arizona State - Big Twalve Championship, JerralWorld (Noon, ABC) New blood, indeed.  Shit, Cornpone

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2024 Season

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Meh, I slept through the entire 4p window.  No regerts. Did anyone predict an 82-point game in Cincinnati?  With the Stillers on the other side??  But that's what you got, a 44-38 Yinzburgh win, with Charmslinger topping 4 bills (3rd time in career).  Stick a fork in the Bengals, for reals

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2024 Season

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A bad/light slate on paper, it didn't have any qualms about going plaid.  HARD. Naturally, with the path to success wide open and with a bed of rose petals...the Commies face planted.  Not only did they struggle to get the offense untracked, they also gave up 27 to the goddamned Cooper Rush