Welcome and FACK, am I ever depressed thinking about FITBAW slowly drifting away from our lives. Fightin' Brockys (+4) v. THEEEEEEEEEEE Ohio State at The Gravy Boat (8:00, Fox) No chaos here, thought maybe if Indiana loses, they will plummet all the way down to the THREE SEED oh noes!! But the Brockys
Author: King Hippo
2025 Conference Championship Sabado
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2025 Season
Welcome to The Shield's food coma weekend, where we all groan in sweatpants-clad regret. A good portion of the competent (and even cromulent) squadrons played on Thursday or Friday. Here's the poo-poo platter of what is left over. Black Panthers show promise, Black Panthers shit themselves, we all give up on them
29 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
Time to put a bow around this thingamabob. Let's dive right in. Niiiiiiiiiiiicccccce Beaver (+13.5) at Washington State (6:30, CW) Don't laugh, this in-season re-match is for the 2-PAC Title! Somehow, Wazzu even makes a bowl if they win. Hoping for fun weather, at least. Castrated Turkeys (+8.5) at Wahoowa (7:00, ESPN) Surely, UVA
Last Jam-Packed Sportsball Sabado del 2025
Yes, I am already maudlin in advance. But let's keep a stiff upper lip and whatnot, There is no early bird special, and I'd recommend Black Cats/Cherries (Peacock) over Bees/White Lives Matter (USA) at 10. You then gets a reasonable afternoon USA doubleheader, with Toffees/Geordie Arabia (12:30), followed by Mighty Whitey
Stupid Texas and Non-#BFIB Missouri – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 2.0
Stupid Chefs (+3) at Even Stupider Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) I hate this matchup MOAR than I hate various Xmas Tree (and/or Hannukah Bush) machinations. Would a Most GlorioUs Draw save the day? MAYBE! This is really a resurrection follow-up for both, as the Humps (at KC) and Iggles (at DAL) had each
Between teh LioUns – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 1.0
Packers (+3) at Still-Kinda-Sorta-Fuck LioUns (1:00, Fox) Oh men. Men! (and Doktors and Gumby-adjacents and any lurkers). The Shield gazes deep into our eyes ad pulls out the very specialist gift. Tis the NFC North, as Detroit battles it out with Green Bay. Real stakes, too. The loser drops to 3rd in the
Micro-Hippo Thoughts, Week 12, 2025 Season
22 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
We will miss these JV NFL nights when they are gone. Keep that in mind and STAY AWAKE!! And while you are contemplative, do commemorate the 13th anniversary of Most GlorioUs Butt Fumble in whatever fashion your faith allows. h/t Rikki for the prescient reminder! And think of all the NEW butt-related
