Your Most Open of Open Threads

scotchnaut - December 30, 2019

I thought I'd throw something together to bridge the gap between Hippo's stuff and the nighter and my excuse is that there are some college bowl games on and this here is a site that apparently embraces that sport. There's one problem however. I know nothing about these here teams.

Your “Let’s Put a Nice Bow on the Season, Shall We?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

DFOing Good

scotchnaut - December 29, 2019December 29, 2019

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God, I hate the city. There's too much rushing around and for no good reason that I can see. Folks being busy for the sake of being busy because everyone around them is 'busy' or pretending to be. Things do seem to slow down a bit on the weekends and that's

Your “I Can Haz More? Cool.” Sunday Funday NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 29, 2019December 29, 2019

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TO THE GAMES! Potato Skins/Cowblergs: This is one of the rare times that I'll be cheering for Dallas. With a win I'm sure that Jerrah will retain Princeton Red ( He gives the organization a little bit of class and shit ) thus ensuring that all the talent assembled will be squandered for yet

Your “It’s Almost Over And We Learned So Little” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 29, 2019December 29, 2019

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Shall we get right at it? We shall. TO THE GAMES! Jets/Bills: [shakes head] The Jets won 6 games? How? Anyhow, it's not a far reach to posit that as a kid, Josh Allen must have thrived during 'unstructured playtime'. Browns/Bengals: Much like Sex Panther, this game smells like Bigfoot's dick. One must give Cincy

Your “I Didn’t Want To Win Anyway!” Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 23, 2019December 23, 2019

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Guh! My money team that rampaged thru the regular season and was then decimated by injuries is being destroyed in the championship. I'd have liked to have thrown numerous tantrums yesterday while watching the carnage unfold but I was in The Land of the Lost Internet. 'Tis truly a god-awful

Your “Give Me More” Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 22, 2019December 22, 2019

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Did you like the earlier offerings? They tried their very best ya know. Well, except for those that didn't. Some just don't have the talent to compete, ya know. TO THE GAMES! Lions/Broncos: Detroit seems to have given up the ghost or maybe just David Blough. Remember that first half of the Thanksgiving

Your Early Slate of NFL Games

scotchnaut - December 22, 2019

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TO THE GAMES! JAX/ATL: This game is silly. Why? BAL/CLE: I hear the sound of many Browns fans dying little tiny deaths. No one cares. Kitchens is fired into the sun at season's end. N.O/TEN: Gimpy McLegwound will fail me in fantasy just like everyone else. (hopes to hell he hears this and proves me wrong) CAR/INDY: The

Your “Wasn’t That A Party?” Saturday Evening NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 21, 2019December 21, 2019

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The wife's family on her mom's side is a behemoth-the granny, being a good French Catholic and all, had eight (?) kids so she has tons of aunts, uncles and cousins coming out the old wazoo. They all get together the last Saturday before Christmas at a rented hall (this

Your “Can They Actually Do It?” Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 21, 2019December 21, 2019

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I did everything right. I was smart about it. I had Cookie Monster as a starter and grabbed the handcuff Mattison in case things went awry. So both go down and I put in a waiver claim for Boone but my opponent in the final had priority and he got

Your “History In The Making?” Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 16, 2019

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Heckfire! That was a great day of football yesterday. So many twists, turns, silliness and what have you. If you haven't, you must read Hippo's recap for no other reason that it's handy to be fluent in a second language. Let's head on over to... Fallout: Punditbots, having heard the news that

Your Hobo-Free Sunday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 15, 2019December 15, 2019

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Killing is hard. It takes a toll-not only on the prey but also on the perpetrator. And that's why there's a one week moratorium on the slicin' and dicin'. I hope your various fantasy endeavors went well for you. I'm sure they went well for me.* *check comments in previous threads for

Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 15, 2019December 15, 2019

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Here's hoping that none of my guys defecated the bed during the early slate. TO THE GAMES! Jags/Raiders: Jacobs is listed as questionable and has said he 'has plans' to play today. Kinda sucks for you fantasy folks because of the start time because Jacktown's D has quit on the team. Still, I'm