Your Mid-Afternoon NFL Playoff Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 12, 2020January 12, 2020

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Welcome back as always Pigskinheads! Are you ready for more? Of course you are. Will we get another glorious upset like we did yesterday? I simply did not see Sillycuse winning over UVA-I mean, I saw it but I didn't see it. Makes sense? No? If Seattle beats the Packers could

Your AFC Divisional Round Playoff Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 11, 2020January 11, 2020

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There are certain commentors here that are emotionally challenged, er, invested, I meant to say 'invested' in this game and they should be out in force tonight. Don't forget to put on your kid gloves before engaging them-they're in a vulnerable position right now what with everything on the line

Your Divisional Round NFC Playoff Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 11, 2020January 11, 2020

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Over in the AFC it's a foregone conclusion that the Ravens and Chiefs are gonna butt heads next week and that the games played this weekend are just a formality. NOT SO IN THE NFC, brother! Or sister. It's none of my business as to which sibling you choose to

Your Seattle/Philly Wild Card Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 5, 2020January 5, 2020

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Last Call! TO THE GAME! Seahawks/Eagles: -Ertz and Sanders are both cleared to play but would they if this wasn't a playoff game? I am worried that if Ertz gets smoked he might not get back on to the field. -One thing in Philly's favour today is that their D is a beast at

Your Minnesota/New Orleans Wild Card Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 5, 2020January 5, 2020

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Well, now it's the NFC's turn to show us what they've got. TO THE GAME! Vikes/Saints: -I don't know, man. Poking around here, there and everywhere it just does not look that good for Minny. I guess an extremely heavy Derrick Henry-like dose of Dalvin Cook and a smattering of Mattison might slow

Your Tennessee/New England Wild Card Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 4, 2020January 4, 2020

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TO THE GAME! Titans/Pats: -Of any year, this is the one where the Pats needed the bye the most. They are starting to look old-ish in my opinion. They really are a 10-6 club that was gifted some wins way back in the fall. -Everyone's mother is saying that them Tits are built

Your Buffalo/Houston Wild Card Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 4, 2020January 4, 2020

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And all that work in the regular season to eliminate all those lousy teams except for the Eagles, smgdh. Hey, we're here-let's make the best of it. TO THE GAME! Bills/Texans: -J.J. Watt is back! The usual recovery time from a torn pec is six months + (depending on severity of course) but

Your Most Open of Open Threads

scotchnaut - December 30, 2019

I thought I'd throw something together to bridge the gap between Hippo's stuff and the nighter and my excuse is that there are some college bowl games on and this here is a site that apparently embraces that sport. There's one problem however. I know nothing about these here teams.

Your “Let’s Put a Nice Bow on the Season, Shall We?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

DFOing Good

scotchnaut - December 29, 2019December 29, 2019

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God, I hate the city. There's too much rushing around and for no good reason that I can see. Folks being busy for the sake of being busy because everyone around them is 'busy' or pretending to be. Things do seem to slow down a bit on the weekends and that's

Your “I Can Haz More? Cool.” Sunday Funday NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 29, 2019December 29, 2019

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TO THE GAMES! Potato Skins/Cowblergs: This is one of the rare times that I'll be cheering for Dallas. With a win I'm sure that Jerrah will retain Princeton Red ( He gives the organization a little bit of class and shit ) thus ensuring that all the talent assembled will be squandered for yet

Your “It’s Almost Over And We Learned So Little” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 29, 2019December 29, 2019

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Shall we get right at it? We shall. TO THE GAMES! Jets/Bills: [shakes head] The Jets won 6 games? How? Anyhow, it's not a far reach to posit that as a kid, Josh Allen must have thrived during 'unstructured playtime'. Browns/Bengals: Much like Sex Panther, this game smells like Bigfoot's dick. One must give Cincy

Your “I Didn’t Want To Win Anyway!” Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 23, 2019December 23, 2019

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Guh! My money team that rampaged thru the regular season and was then decimated by injuries is being destroyed in the championship. I'd have liked to have thrown numerous tantrums yesterday while watching the carnage unfold but I was in The Land of the Lost Internet. 'Tis truly a god-awful