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Your Treasured Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
We’ve been through a lot, you and me and Scott Hansen, haven’t we? But it’s not quite over just yet-a tasty NFC East scuffle…
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“Keep It Moving, Keep It Moving”-Your Very Next NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Raiders/Broncos: Though Denver’s wr room is nothing but a collection of tensor bandages, scotch tape and plaster casts, it would behoove…
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The Most Glorious Day in Ever NFL Football Open Thread
Welcome Lards and Lasses, are you as giddy in your shorts or PJ’s or yoga pants or whatever as I am? No doubt. It’s…
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“At Bloody Long Last!” Your Very First Real Game of the 2023/24 Season
I feel the same way every year-excited to see the season running on all cylinders (much like Brick) and a wee bit anxious, knowing…
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Drinking the Blue Kool-Aid for 44 Years-A Giants Season Preview
This will be quick and nasty because I have to be at work shortly. Yeah, 44 years. I figured it out last weekend. I’m…
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Your Very Last NFL Exhibition Game Open Thread
I’m a bit kerfuffled in that I thought that the preseason sked always finished on the Saturday night. But here we are with a…
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Your Oh So Hot Double-Heading NFL Football Football Open Thread
Not one but two tilters tonight mes amis. For non-fans of these teams this might be a bit difficult but I’m going to give it…
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Your Very First Monday Nighter of the Season Open Thread
Only 18 more of these to go and yes, they will go by quickly. By the last one you’ll be making New Year’s resolutions…
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“Just the one game? I’ll take it!” Your Sunday Night NFL Exhibition Game Open Thread
As of this dodgy writing the game is still on, Hurricane Hilary not being quite as hawkish as her other namesake. Congrats to ladies…
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Your “Gimmee That Sweet, Sweet Preseason Action!” NFL Exhibition Open Thread
First thing I should mention is that I hope our brethren on the Leftest of Coasts have buckled down the hatches and are as…
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