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Your NFC Conference Champeenship Open Thread
Hey, was anyone surprised to read that Joe Judge was an extremely shitty qb coach and that he alienated other coaches and players on…
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Your Other NFC Semi-Final Game Open Thread
Are we not entertained? (I’ve no idea of course because this is being typed at 2:30 EST). On to the next one… To The…
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Your Other (Alliterative) AFC Semi Final Open Thread
Perhaps we could have a competitive contest? Perhaps both teams could show up? I’ve no reason to be salty about the Giants given the…
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Your NFC Semi-Final Open Thread
Ohgodohgodohgodohgod. Yeah, kinda nervous. Each game played this year has been a revelation and I still can’t believe the Giants are here. The other…
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Your AFC Semi-Final Open Thread
The very last multiple days doubleheader weekend is upon us but we should be grateful because all the matchups look really good or at…
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Your Cowboys/Bucs Wild Card Fiesta Open Thread
Excuse me, it’s taken most of the day to come down from yesterday’s win. During the game I took several tours of the house…
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Your Ravens/Bengals Wild Card Game Open Thread
Well, two down and one more to go. To The Game! Ravens/Bengals: -According to Schefter, that strategy that never, ever works may be employed…
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Your Giants/Vikings Wild Card Game Open Thread
It’s otherwise known as the Scotchy/Yeah right Darby For The Ages. I hope for the sake of his sanity that my esteemed opponent can…
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Your Very First Wild Card Playoff Game of Sunday Open Thread
Well, that was unexpected, actually expected last night. The Chargers are truly a cursed team that will squander any break they’ve been given. They…
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Your Chargers/Jags Wild Card Game Open Thread
Let’s get right to it- To The Game! Chargers/Jaguars: -Christian Kirk ended the season as the league’s yards leader from the slot. Weirdly, LA’s…
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