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Your Old Timey Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
This is a fantastic matchup. IN THE 1970’S! To The Game! Steelers/Raiders: -Pittsburgh hasn’t beaten the Raiders on the road since 1995! Illustrious qb’s…
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“But Wait, There’s More!” Your Next NFL Football Open Thread
Well, not much more with there being only three games on in this window but we’ll watch. I read a wee blurb about The…
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Your Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread (with added soccer goodness)
I don’t know who is playing footy but that should take care of itself in the comments. This is late so here we go……
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
A medical appointment and getting caught up at work means this post will be shoddier than usual. Enjoy the (shortened) ride. Gah! Just gah!…
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Your Overlapping Monday Night Football Games Open Thread
I read somewhere that the broadcaster is tinkering around with starting times to see if there’s any difference in viewership numbers. Has anyone read…
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Your Sunday Night AFC East Showdown Open Thread
Me, I’d love a little 0-2 action for the Pats and Miami is just the team to do it. Let’s look at a few…
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“It’s 4 O’Clock Somewhere” Your Late Slate Open Thread
Shall we do it again? To The Games! Giants/Cards: The Giants fan with his glass half-full (having had to wash down all that heaping…
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Your First Slate of NFL Football Tilts Open Thread
But soft, what yonder matches approach? I’ve got them right here. To the Games! Raiders/Bills: Las Vegas (and whatever else they’ve been over the…
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Your NFL Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Welcome back! I very much missed the ongoing hilarity exhibited in all the open threads on Thursday, Sunday and Monday. Let’s do it again,…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[climbs out of shamehole, brushes dirt from pants] Last night, that didn’t go well! What a travesty-the talent gap has not been sufficiently closed,…
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